Kotaku: nsfw clip

Here's A Little Heavy Breathing In No More Heroes 2

AJ Glasser — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:30:00 MST

Please note that you must be 18 or older to view this video. And you really, really shouldn't watch it at work with the sound turned all the way up.

The folks over at Ubisoft were kind enough to cut together a very special video for Kotaku to share with you. It distills the very essence of No More Heroes 2 into a single, steamy... weird clip lasting all of 32 seconds. For some guys, that leaves even enough time to cuddle afterward.

Enjoy!

Human Tetris With Bikini Girls

Brian Ashcraft — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:00:01 MST

Once upon a time, a Japanese variety program created a "human Tetris" skit. It was funny. We laughed. Then a bunch of people ripped it off! They weren't funny. We didn't laugh. (In case you missed it, here are the lame Big Brother and Nadie es Perfecto versions.) Then somebody, we don't know who, decided what "human Tetris" was missing was women in skimpy bathing suits. Whatever! Not funny, no laughing!! The original is still way better, and the above clip is sort of NSFW.

Bikini Girl [Zaeega via Japan Probe]

The Jubblies of Conan

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:00:49 MDT

Mature-rated Conan for the Xbox 360 and the PS3 feature rampant boobs. Just about every level has a topless damsel in distress that needs to be saved. After freeing them, the lady says, "Let me repay you" and Conan kinda stands there for a moment. The developer says "no," but there's gotta be a shameful Easter Egg, there's gotta.

How Haruhi Was Wrapped In Porn Plastic

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:00:37 MDT

It's After Dark, and the kids are asleep, let's hope. Earlier this month, we posted a freaky Lucky Star porn that featured a cosplaying actress in a vacuum bed. Apparently, also anime and upcoming PSP/PS2/Wii game adaptation Haruhi Suzumiya gets the same treatment with The Compression of Haruhi. There is a clip after the jump of the vacuum compression. It's freaky NSFW and might make some squeamish. Very, very squeamish.

So click over at your own risk and no crying!