"Thass right, bitches!!! No Hi-Def!!! We talkin' STANDARD."
"Luckily, "Don't Cha" is also not on the tracklist, so you don't have to endure a bunch of 55-year-old broads pretending to be MILFs before the cake-cutting."
Owen, please write a book. Seriously. I'd buy that book if it were that hilarious. #djhero
It's hilarious because in DJ Hero you can have a "spectator" mode that lets you just listen to the music, defeating the whole purpose of having someone play the game. Or for 10 bucks tell a kid to switch songs after it's done. #djhero
@RROD74: When are you coming in? I'm from Winston-Salem and I'll be graduating from NCSU in May. I always love it when Owen mentions NC and NC State... #djhero
@Platypus Man: Jesus, not only did UNC wear Duke blue uniforms, their goalpost wraps were Duke blue.
What the hell was this, WCHL Self-Loathing Walmart Tar Heel Night? Not only do they hate the fact they're fans of a school they never attended, they hate it also trails Duke in the ACC's Early Admission Division? (aka Duke, UVa, UNC, etc.)
"Ah got accepted at Chapel Hill but it din't have a U.S. News first-tier air conditioner repair department."
Get used to it in West Raleigh, gents. Even the barbers at the Man-Mur will point proudly to their license on the wall and call you a redneck for that State sheepskin.
@Platypus Man: I'm applying this fall. If I don't get in, someone is really crazy in the head and I'm not worried about it. I'll be coming in next fall. I'm keeping my options open, but it seems like the best engineering school for me (no way in hell am I going to dook, or getting accepted there. besides, they don't have my major.)
Oh, and I'm from the Winston-Salem area too (Kernersville to be exact) but have lived in the HP/G-boro for a while also. So what high school did you go to? (I go to Glenn High School and we're actually really good at football this year.) #djhero
@RROD74: While they aren't exactly the Duke colors, they decided to make their alternate jerseys look decently like Duke blue, or at least to put as little Carolina blue in it as possible.
And of course they don't look bad. They look better than normal, primarily because Carolina blue can get nauseating... #djhero
@RROD74: When I was growing up (Elkin N.C. — tha 919-835 in tha hizzy!!! I'm aware the area code is 336 now.) there were two shades of blue. If you were talking about sky blue or light blue, you said "That's Carolina blue." If it was darker blue, you said, "No, Duke blue." So, UNC wore Duke blue jerseys on Thursday. I rest my case. #djhero
@Pezdispenser: Yeah, that's kinda what I was thinking. Well, that and the fact that I saw this exact ride time after time when I was a kid. #screengrab
I have an amusing story about the ol' county fair once. I was their with a friend, who was the kind of guy who could talk to anyone, start conversations with complete strangers. And he did so with one of the carnies working a tee shirt booth.
Eventually this guy sees my left arm, which has a decent sized tattoo covering the forearm. This excites him, and I figure its because he also has tattoos, which I can see cover up all of his exposed arms.
But no, not exactly. He beams brightly at me and says, "cool ink man, check mine out!" He proceeds to put both arms up, fists pointed at the sky, bringing his own forearms together. I see now that his tattoos, impressive on their own, create a pair of words when pressed against one another.
White Power.
And he assumed, me being white and apparently because I too had a needle poking my body repeatedly for hours, that I would agree with this statement.
I did not.
Did I say amusing? I meant horrifying. Horrifying story. #screengrab
Looks like Mario is showing his brother 2 girls 1 cup for the first time. I hope he's going to post the reaction video to youtube. I'm guessing Luigi won't make it through the whole thing.
"We here at Mario Land, would like to thank everybody who helped to get this attraction up and running. First off, Payday Loan Players for allowing us the budget to build it. Yessir, not only is it FUN, but is also equipped with a state of the art security system all thanks to Exclusive Alarms. And hey, after wolfing down 23 double bacon cheeseburgers, why not stop over at We-Fit Gym? Let's give a big round of applause to our sponsors! Just don't clap too loud... Miyamoto might hear." #screengrab
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"Luckily, "Don't Cha" is also not on the tracklist, so you don't have to endure a bunch of 55-year-old broads pretending to be MILFs before the cake-cutting."
Owen, please write a book. Seriously. I'd buy that book if it were that hilarious. #djhero
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In other news, Guitar Hero prodigy scheduled to perform at Carnegie Hall next spring.
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"DAVID BONIE" #djhero
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Just read your bio. Bummer. I was hoping to meet you....at least I'll be heading to the same university as you (NC State).
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What the hell was this, WCHL Self-Loathing Walmart Tar Heel Night? Not only do they hate the fact they're fans of a school they never attended, they hate it also trails Duke in the ACC's Early Admission Division? (aka Duke, UVa, UNC, etc.)
"Ah got accepted at Chapel Hill but it din't have a U.S. News first-tier air conditioner repair department."
Get used to it in West Raleigh, gents. Even the barbers at the Man-Mur will point proudly to their license on the wall and call you a redneck for that State sheepskin.
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Oh, and I'm from the Winston-Salem area too (Kernersville to be exact) but have lived in the HP/G-boro for a while also. So what high school did you go to? (I go to Glenn High School and we're actually really good at football this year.) #djhero
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And I went to RJ Reynolds High School (and the Career Center). #djhero
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And of course they don't look bad. They look better than normal, primarily because Carolina blue can get nauseating... #djhero
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But that getup especially looks like Boo-Berry had the liquishits. #djhero
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*digs around a bit*
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Also, I accidently typed in "Mario Carnival" in the "Share" box, I thought it was the search :P #screengrab
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@Eternalbl: Be afraid... be very afraid… #screengrab
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Eventually this guy sees my left arm, which has a decent sized tattoo covering the forearm. This excites him, and I figure its because he also has tattoos, which I can see cover up all of his exposed arms.
But no, not exactly. He beams brightly at me and says, "cool ink man, check mine out!" He proceeds to put both arms up, fists pointed at the sky, bringing his own forearms together. I see now that his tattoos, impressive on their own, create a pair of words when pressed against one another.
White Power.
And he assumed, me being white and apparently because I too had a needle poking my body repeatedly for hours, that I would agree with this statement.
I did not.
Did I say amusing? I meant horrifying. Horrifying story. #screengrab
10/18/09
My friends now refuse to include me in any trips to see the Crunch.
NHL games are just a bummer, too many people bring their kids with em. #screengrab
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Looks like Mario is showing his brother 2 girls 1 cup for the first time. I hope he's going to post the reaction video to youtube. I'm guessing Luigi won't make it through the whole thing.
"I'm a-fraid-a to look, a-Mario!" #screengrab
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…Of being stuck in those goddamn pipes. I nearly cried in there from being lost in claustrophobia when I couldn't find my way out. T~T
The only salvation is the Slide… the Slide to FREEDOM outta that hellhole!! ~~~~⌈( ≥__≤)⌋ #screengrab