Noah Is the Best and Worst Bible Movie You'll Ever See

Noah is the first of the great Bible epics coming in 2014, and it's probably going to be the weirdest. Black Swan director Darren Aronofsky has created an intense, disturbing reinterpretation of the Old Testament flood story that owes a lot to obscure rabbinical debates and fantasy epics. Get ready to see the Bible » 3/28/14 4:33pm 3/28/14 4:33pm

Noah's Ark is Much More Menacing With Explosives and Teeth

The Book of Genesis tells the story of Noah and his Ark, the God-contracted vessel built to contain all the species of the world during the pressing of the holy reset button. While I'm only vaguely familiar with the tale, I'm pretty sure I would have remembered the Ark having evil chomping teeth that spit out… » 1/03/13 9:55am 1/03/13 9:55am