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I do not beard because my god damn job makes me shave.
I would beard my ass off otherwise. #nightnote
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However, if she is liable to threaten to stop shaving her legs if you do so, maybe no beard. (damn things are ITCHY.) #nightnote
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Do you have time for the extra cleaning, maintenance, and stylistic choices you'll be making?
Do you cash for said choices?
On the flipside, are you willing to continue paying for shaving apparati?
The choice is yours alone. #nightnote
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