See that girl on the right? That's the trailer park scowl of a woman trying to keep a loose belt around her torso using only her nipples. You have to cinch it more than that, lady.

The one on the left is, I discovered, a pornlet known as Mia Rose, and has a charming interview over on Gram Ponante. My favorite bit is when she says her alt is a "druid priest", but this is pretty good too:

Have you ever met any one from WOW in person? I haven't met anyone from the game, but I play with people I know in real life...lol. But I have met people off of another online game.. Halo 2... why? Cause I'm a nerd like that. w00t

Captivating. Score one for girl gamers, Mia.

There's a link from the interview to a gallery of her photos, completely NSFW, featuring all the squinting, squatting, ingrown hairs and Filter>Distort>Diffuse Glow you've come to expect. Whores of Warcraft's first patch will be the Razorburn Crusade. Eliza Gauger

Interview with Mia Rose [Gram Ponante, via digg]