Space Invaders Pillow [NCSX via ALBOTAS]

Space Invaders 30th Anniversary Bath Towel [NCSX via Bits Bytes Pixels Sprites]

Six recognizable characters are featured in the set including the ebon-armored Cain Highwood, the gruff Cid Pollendina, and the strangely effeminate Cecil Harvey.

Strangely effeminate? Doesn't that pretty much sum up every male Final Fantasy character ever created?

Final Fantasy IV Trading Arts Mini Fig Set [NCSX]
[Thanks, Jeremy]

You can read more about the import version (or just buy the damn thing already) at NCSX. Michael McWhertor

Final Fantasy 20th Anniversary [NCSX]

National Console Support is now taking order for a trio of Animal Crossing mugs from Banpresto that just might fit the bill. Choose from KK Slider, Celeste and Blathers, or that son of a bitch Tom Nook to brighten up your day, for a very pleasing $8.75 each.

You know, I don't get a kickback from NCSX. I just want to enrich your life with more videogame branded crap! Enjoy! Michael McWhertor

Animal Crossing Ichiban Kuji - Mug [NCSX]

This cleavage rich, twelve inch statue of the King of Fighters ninjitsu mistress will set you back $85 if you pre-order from importer National Console Support, so you'd better be sure this is the sort of thing you're into.

If you're on the fence, you can check out some very revealing shots of the Capcom Vs. SNK 2 version of Mai at Max Factory's site or just go to NCSX and throw down your credit card number. Just make sure the kids are put to bed. Michael McWhertor

Kinu Nishimura 1/6 Mai Shiranui Figure [NCSX]

Sporting head mounted warning lights and either maracas or bananas, the two appear to be of the "boxing nun" toy design, but may be require more dextrous, do-it-yourself hand motion. They're only $15 and ship in July from National Console Support, perfect for curing your summer gaming doldrums.

We'll be securing at least a half-dozen for any potential videos and executive interviews when we need the apes to ask the hard questions. Michael McWhertor

Sarugechu Hand Puppets [NCSX]

While 59 inches of Mario may not be as appealing as, say, a hump pillow featuring your barely-clad female gaming character of choice, it's said giant Marios bring good fortune.

For those of you who can't handle sixty inches, you can always go for the more manageable twenty inch version. Not only is the pose more welcoming, the $200 price tag is far less painful. Michael McWhertor

Super Mario Bros 150cm Figure [NCSX]

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I was going to write that Sega's been in the toilet game for years now. That the last few Sonic the Hedgehog games have been best suited for wiping your ass, not for playing. I considered writing it, but decided it was in poor taste.

Pre-orders for the Horror Summer Toilet Roll (with cover) are open at importer NCSX. Anyone want to volunteer for hands-on impressions? Michael McWhertor

Horror Summer Toilet Roll + Cover [NCSX via Sega Nerds]

What about fasteners, you ask? They've got that covered, too.

National Console Support has all these wonderful collaborative products in stock now, ready to ship. Buy now. There will never be a crossover on this level possibly ever again. Michael McWhertor

Hello Kitty X Space Invaders Blow Out [NCSX]

According to NCSX, "the mice require a USB port and are compatible with WinXP/ME [Vista too!] and Macintosh OSX operating systems."

And the lovely additional specs:
- Mechanical ball mouse
- 400dpi resolution
- Cord length of 120cm or 47.23"

Does not require previous experience with carpal tunnel syndrome. They'll set you back $23 American and are ready to ship! Michael McWhertor

Super Mario Bros Dot Design Mouse 2 [NCSX]

The Epoch board games will set you back $45 for the Crystal Attack set and $35 for The Tower set. Both are set to ship to importers sometime in March. Michael McWhertor

Eds Note: Says reader kyo k: "the 1st board game is a maze that you navigate w/ a pinball like pellet. The handle tips the entire "Maze" and the pinball (Mario) rolls around the maze avoiding traps and etc.."

NSMB Board Games [NCSX]

Square-Enix will be releasing a series of replicas of weapons from its various games, including the Final Fantasy VII spin-offs, Final Fantasy VIII and Kingdom Hearts II, dubbed Master Arms.

The real-life versions are scaled at an uncertain ratio, but will range from a wee 6 inches for Vincent Valentine's triple-barrelled Cerberus handgun to a slightly less wee 10 inches for Seifer Almasy's Gunblade.

Other replicas include the Sora's Keyblade and Squall Leonhart's Gunblade. Each will set you back 3800 yen (or $39 if you buy from National Console Support). Pair a Gunblade with your mini-Spartan helmet for a miniature crossover epic cat battle! And don't forget to send pics! Michael McWhertor

Square-Enix Master Arms Info [NCSX]

Let's face it. Faceplates are for chumps with no commitment and too much money on their hands. Stickers? Strictly for little girls. You don't want that nonsense on your Xbox 360. If you want a custom console, what you really want is a fully chromed out replacement shell, not just a DVD drive bay cover with that coveted mirror shine.

Fortunately, NCSX has what you're looking for. Your Xbox 360 will become untouchable—mostly due to the fact that oily fingerprints will become a huge problem. But untouchable nonetheless! It will also show your dedication to standing out, as the chassis replacement process is a intimidating 25-step one, requiring (included) custom tools.

Console pimpers looking for a more subtle custom job should also check out the "Diamond" (clear plastic) and "Black Knight" (black plastic) replacement shells. All will run modders a mere $49. Whatta bargain! Michael McWhertor

Xbox 360 Replacement Shells [National Console Support]

It doesn't just cure boredom, it gives your room a soothing cool glow. Probably makes for great mood lighting, too, when you invite a young lady back to your bachelor pad to show off that deep PSP library. (Obviously, this has never happened, so consider that situation hypothetical.)

At $18 American, with such a wide array of functions (holding, illuminating, standing upright), who doesn't want one? Michael McWhertor

Universal Media Disc Vertical Stand [National Console Support]