@denki: Thanks, I now have been inspired to remake Blue Velvet entirely in tweets.
Part 1
Omgz found ear while walking through park. gonna tell cops. soooo gross
Part 2
So this chik is HAWT can't wait to tell her my plan
Part 3
Wow guys seriously can someone come help? So trappd in the closet all R Kelly style!
Part 4
Yo im mad "conflicted", playin these two broads (old + young u know) wit the mack style. Advice?????
Part 5
OMG gasmask dude made fun of me for liking Heineken!
@Michael Dukakis: RIP Michael Dukakis. He ran for president, lost, and then was brutally murdered by a legion of adorable cartoon birds dropping a whale with a gun in its mouth on him.
Ok. Ooooookay. Okay. This Twitter nonsense has officially reached terminal ridiculous velocity. "Twitter soap opera?!" Are you serious? I can't wait to see what sort of tome of banality this turns out to be. "@nancydrew01 - @ the library, sum1 got stabbed. gonna b up all night, lol. may b it wuz old man nas-t pantz?"
10/07/09
10/07/09
10/07/09
10/07/09
Part 1
Omgz found ear while walking through park. gonna tell cops. soooo gross
Part 2
So this chik is HAWT can't wait to tell her my plan
Part 3
Wow guys seriously can someone come help? So trappd in the closet all R Kelly style!
Part 4
Yo im mad "conflicted", playin these two broads (old + young u know) wit the mack style. Advice?????
Part 5
OMG gasmask dude made fun of me for liking Heineken!
10/07/09
10/07/09
*Looks over shoulder*
Twitter sucks its a useless piece of -
*Gunshots*
*Thump*
*More gunshots*
...
...
*Even more gunshots*
10/07/09
10/07/09
*loads up Scribblenauts* ... Hee...
10/07/09
Whale+Gun+Michael Dukakis+The Opening Scene from Gangs of New York=What I wish Scribblenauts would let me do.
10/07/09
>You find yourself facing a fork in your path. Your choices are left, right, and Denis.
>
10/07/09
10/07/09
10/07/09