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denki
10/07/09

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just found a severed finger. lulz
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raffleking
10/07/09

@denki: Thank you for just giving me an idea on how to respond to the email I just received from my mother.
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denki
10/07/09

@raffleking: No prob. Also works if people ask you where you are, just preface it with: "at mcdonalds..."
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CitizenTian
10/07/09

@denki: Thanks, I now have been inspired to remake Blue Velvet entirely in tweets.

Part 1
Omgz found ear while walking through park. gonna tell cops. soooo gross
Part 2
So this chik is HAWT can't wait to tell her my plan
Part 3
Wow guys seriously can someone come help? So trappd in the closet all R Kelly style!
Part 4
Yo im mad "conflicted", playin these two broads (old + young u know) wit the mack style. Advice?????
Part 5
OMG gasmask dude made fun of me for liking Heineken!
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denki
10/07/09

@CitizenTian: just got fuckd with scissors. lulz
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Michael Dukakis - Curse you baseball gods!
10/07/09

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Twitter is the greatest thing ever invented by mankind. Nothing comes close to eclipsing its uses and... and...

*Looks over shoulder*

Twitter sucks its a useless piece of -

*Gunshots*

*Thump*

*More gunshots*

...

...

*Even more gunshots*
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Edited by Michael Dukakis - Curse you baseball gods! at 10/07/09 1:43 AM

raffleking
10/07/09

@Michael Dukakis: RIP Michael Dukakis. He ran for president, lost, and then was brutally murdered by a legion of adorable cartoon birds dropping a whale with a gun in its mouth on him.
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ShaggE wants to join the Egg Council.
10/07/09

@raffleking: Whale with a gun in it's mouth, eh?

*loads up Scribblenauts* ... Hee...
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raffleking
10/07/09

@ShaggE wants to join the Egg Council.: Oh man, IF ONLY.

Whale+Gun+Michael Dukakis+The Opening Scene from Gangs of New York=What I wish Scribblenauts would let me do.
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Atomsk88
10/07/09

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Hearken back unto text-based adventures via Twitter?

>You find yourself facing a fork in your path. Your choices are left, right, and Denis.
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raffleking
10/07/09

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Ok. Ooooookay. Okay. This Twitter nonsense has officially reached terminal ridiculous velocity. "Twitter soap opera?!" Are you serious? I can't wait to see what sort of tome of banality this turns out to be. "@nancydrew01 - @ the library, sum1 got stabbed. gonna b up all night, lol. may b it wuz old man nas-t pantz?"
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Whizkid103
10/07/09

@raffleking: Twitter: More annoying than Myspace and Facebook combined
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denki
10/07/09

@Whizkid103: Oh man, but could you imagine the Second Life twitter? "fcuk'd by a horse 4 a 1icorn so qute!"
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