Friday was a bit of a lull, sure it was busier than Thursday, but still not the epic, soul-crushing crowds of today. Not only have the number of attendees increases exponentially, but so have the number of booth babes. Funny how that works. It seems like the naked, but painted Booth Babe is very popular in Germany.

Look, I'll admit that I don't "get" this whole Second Life thing, because it sounds like work meets socializing with dorks meets awful graphics. But the kids just love it. Now that I've seen that I could potentially walk around in "game" sporting a freshly flayed look, I'm definitely going to download the thing and... aww, who am I kidding? I'm already bored just thinking about installing the executable.

At least I can check out hot muscled booty shots (which are after the jump).

Ewwwwwwww! Michael McWhertor

Kim's anatomically-correct Second Life skin [Wonderland :)]

My reason for quitting last time was that I was bored with the game and questing had become very tedious. So something needed to be changed or else I would not be able to play the game for a long period of time. So I looked at the game for some time, trying to figure out a way to make this interesting to me again. Some kind of challenge that I could do to make the game difficult. My biggest complaint was that the game was too easy. So I really wanted to make the game hard so I could not get bored while playing.

I chose to play through the entire game without armor.

Thus began the Naked Troll Project, the work of Juffowup-formerly-Jumba, currently residing on Mal'Ganis and chilling at level 60. Brother, I commend thee.

Juffowup played through levels 0 to 60 without a stitch of clothing, aside from a brief period in his youth where he wore gloves and boots. And I'm proud of him. I wonder how many copycat feats this will spawn, and of what variety. 0 to 60 while actually naked has already been done, I'm sure. 0 to 60 while continually jumping is fairly common. 0 to 60 without killing anything would be a good one. Yeah, do that! Then email me. Eliza Gauger

The Naked Troll Project [Blogger, via Digg]

Illegal drugs, caffeine overdoses, and ridiculous load times: these are but a few of the terrors that await you in the Modern LAN Party.

I'm only a little surprised. Mostly disappointed. One reason I hang with geeks is that many of them are fairly puritanical about this stuff, preferring to remain in Spocklike sobriety. Those days are over, it seems.

You know you're in trouble when your gaming is interrupted by a scream of "come on you fuckers, who's first?" Things generally go south from there if, when you turn around, you find a completely naked man with a giant erection standing in the middle of the room, beckoning for someone to come over and sit on his lap.

Jesus christ bananas.

Even so, I wish the reporter had taken more of a gonzo approach to the whole event, as opposed to hanging back and making wry observations. I want more shock and awe, and many more uses of the word "horrible", a gonzo favorite. Eliza Gauger

Gaming's New Drug Culture [Twitch Guru, thanks Aaron]

OH MY GOD!

Seriously, how can someone not get it THIS much. Girls of CS owner Dan Matthews emailed me again to tell me that if I don't believe that his bevy of naked hot women-folk play CS I should go to some net cafe to see for myself. I believe, I BELIEVE, mother of god, I believe.

Now that we got that over with, why are they posing naked?

The Models Are Coming [Nerve]

A game artist tried to sneak a digital version of a naked model streaking through a game he was working on, but got found out. Instead of just removing the naked Lauren Pope from Bran Lara International Cricket, Codemasters replaced her with a male streaker. What the hell, why is one OK and not the other?

Brian Lara Streamer escorted from field [Pro G, thanks James]

The Hot Coffee sex mod for GTA: San Andreas has been making the net rounds for more than a month, and frankly I'm getting bored with the stark human-on-human banging it offers up. Thank God our porn-purveying partners, Fleshbot, hipped me to the raunchy World of Warcraft music video featuring naked elves, humans and not a single Orc.

WoW Porn [Fleshbot]