There is one question that we all have. That question is this: what the hell inspired Muscle March?
Aliens have stolen Earth's precious protein powder and it's up to an international community of bodybuilders (and one polar bear) to safely return that protein to the excessively ripped community. That's the plot of Namco Bandai's wacky Muscle March.
Namco Bandai's incredibly bizarre Muscle March, the WiiWare game featuring posing races between buff, bikini-clad bodybuilders and bears, is coming to North American next year, believe it or not. This English-language trailer should aid in the believability of it all.