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    Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"

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    Image of Nirach Nirach
    01/19/09

    In reply to Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"
    I'm not sure whether to face palm at the lack of restraint (and significant lack of manlyness) this guy showed, or whether to facepalm at the lack of his mother just packing his bag and kicking his uselss ass onto the street.


    I guess he'll get a fist hand lesson on how to be a bitch.

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    Image of Rockabully Rockabully
    01/18/09

    In reply to Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"
    Judging by the picture he belongs on the site hotgirlswithdbags
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    01/18/09

    @Rockabully: where's the hot girl?
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    Image of RiceBandit RiceBandit
    01/18/09

    In reply to Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"
    I called my mom a "bitch" once. ONCE.
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    01/18/09

    @RiceBandit: That's funny, my mom called me a "son of a bitch" once. I said, "I agree!" I was slapped as hard as if I'd actually called her one. Thought I was being clever.


    Nice Johnny Dangerously reference btw.

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    Image of TheHeartless TheHeartless
    01/18/09

    In reply to Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"
    Somehow I feel like the lawyers and bottom-feeders are going to find some way to latch onto this kid. I don't know what cockamamie claim will be made, but something will come of this instead of someone just calling him on being a worthless, spoiled piece of shit. Honestly, who throws a taco?
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    01/18/09

    In reply to Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"
    At least tax-payer funded jail will do a better job at parenting him than she could.
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    Image of GundamAC197 GundamAC197
    01/18/09

    In reply to Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"
    For all those saying "he's just a kid, the mother should have done X thing"...


    He's 19. 19 friggin' years old.


    Now, he more than likely got to be so disrespectful because he wasn't disciplined properly as a child. But at this point, she has every right to call the cops on him. It's exactly what would have happened had he thrown a taco at someone else.

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    Image of Last Face Last Face
    01/18/09

    @GundamAC197: Actually, I think a lot of people would just walk really fast away from the crazy guy throwing tacos.
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    01/18/09

    @GundamAC197: I-i-i-i-in Volusia County he was nineteen ... ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ninteeen .... [en.wikipedia.org])
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    01/18/09

    In reply to Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"
    So I wonder how awkward it will be the next time she fixes tacos
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    Image of SageClaw SageClaw
    01/18/09

    @PuppyGuarder: Oh man... (wipes away tears) I really needed that. : )


    If he is back in the house, she could goad him with it. "Remember the last time we had Tacos," with her hand hovering over the telephone.


    Or if he isn't in the house she could just make them once a year on the anniversary as sort of a commemorative meal.


    Oh there is so many ways this is funny. Thanks again.

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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    01/18/09

    @SageClaw: Oh, if this is a WASP household, bet your ass that's already on the menu. They have a black belt in passive aggression.
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    Image of Californian Californian
    01/18/09

    In reply to Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"
    What kind of a dumbass news channel would air such an absurdly non-newsworthy story? Idiots. But I'm glad you guys posted it, as I enjoy seeing how stupid the news can be. I once saw a news story about a cat getting stuck in a drainpipe. How bored must these newscasters be?
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    01/18/09

    @Californian: Substitute 'lazy' for 'bored' and there's your answer.
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    Image of LllusionX Mailed the Fission LllusionX Mailed the Fission
    01/18/09

    In reply to Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"
    whats with all these xbox based attacks? i couldnt give a shit about an xbox that much if i tried.
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    01/18/09

    In reply to Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"
    USA tacos suck anyway, not much was lost.


    (where's the father?)

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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    01/18/09

    @memot: You say that now. Call me back when you're plowed and you're standing in line at a Jack in the Box or Taco Hell with all of three dollars in your pocket.
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    Image of axiomatic axiomatic
    01/18/09

    In reply to Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"
    If this was "spoiled kid threw pipe wrench at Mom and refused to quit plumbing" vs. "games" then this would not even be news.


    Obvious hot button issue is obvious..... mmmkay?

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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    01/18/09

    @axiomatic: Pffft. Plumbtaku is all whatevs, this shit happens every day where I come from.
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    Image of Gage Grove Gage Grove
    01/18/09

    In reply to Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"
    My real question is How could he do that on taco night? Taco night the best thing ever for a gamer. When I hear it is taco night I jolt to the kitchen. Nuff' said.
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    01/18/09

    @Gage Grove: Nuff said! Tacos are a gamer's BFF.
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    Image of eMesark eMesark
    01/18/09

    In reply to Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"
    Why is it always the 360 kids who are fucked up in the head?
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    01/18/09

    @eMesark:


    Rebellious console of choice?

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    Image of OverGod OverGod
    01/18/09

    In reply to Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"
    That is what you get from letting him do what he pleases all his life, a kid needs to learn discipline & respect toward their parents and other grownups.
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    01/18/09

    @OverGod:


    Sad part is, society more and more takes the power out of the parents hands.

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    01/18/09

    @EnigmaNemesis: Doesn't sound like this kid should have gotten an xbox for christmas... that would have been a start :/
    She should have gotten creative and found ways around the belt and timeout when he was young... though it sounds like this kid could use a good kick in the ass.
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    01/19/09

    @corme:


    I agree, but it is easier said than done from when I grew up.


    You feared the slap, now kids are given more power than the parents, and fear nothing. Especially when they are sat in front of the tube and being baby sat by that their whole life. Of course that is probably where she first went wrong.

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    01/18/09

    In reply to Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant"
    He is going to get that smug look smacked off his face, when ones in prison know he is there for slapping his momma!
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