Move Over, Cinderella. There's A Replacement For Your 60-Year-Old, Meek Ass.

The tale of Cinderella, as most of us know it, is a Disneyfied version. It goes like this: a young woman lives in terrible living circumstances thanks to a wicked step-family, but her innate good nature and attractive looks change her fortune when a prince takes notice. The point of the story is karma, the viewer is…