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08/10/09
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All joking aside, that's...helpful? I guess if you remember to buy the roses during the excitement of buying yet another Madden game, then you can give them to your girl as an early apology that you'll be ignoring her for the next week.
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TWILIGHT EMO MADDEN KIT:
Madden 10: So you can cry about the fact that you paid sixty bucks for what is not NFL 2K10.
Roses: So you can cry about how they pick them by cutting them from their stems.
Razorblade: So you can cry about how the other player thrashes your ass with a rival team, while you cut "I HATE MYSELF", as you bleed all over your self and that stupid mood ring that you think looks great with your Twilight getup.
Red Ring of Death.
The End.
08/10/09
(doe hohohoho)
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(doe hohohoho)
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Probably not... it will only *madden* her. You will most likely be *Electronic Art'ing* yourself on the couch.
....i'm not sure that last one made sense
08/10/09
p.s. OH IT IS THE GAMER ONE HURRAY!
08/10/09
"Come slobs, come couch potatoes, gamers rejoice that us 'people' has made a blade for you. It acts as a standard razor, but with one major adjustment... THE ULTRA VAC. Yes, that's right, the ultra vac. Now YOU can shave and get all that pesky Cheeto powder out of your beard at the SAME TIME! A quick 5 minute shave a day will ensure that you can go to the prom with your mom on time this year.
It's the gamer razor, GET IN THE GAME!!!"
08/10/09
I wonder if anyone saw the gamer razor commercial and actually thought "Oh my god awesome I should get one" and meant it from the bottom of his soul....
08/10/09
For the 2 weeks that it did take me to realize, you can imagine how clean shaven I was. :3
08/10/09
Luckily I've got a Micro Center nearby, so I was able to take advantage of their own, miles-better deal. $5 toward the purchase over the weekend and it's only going to cost $37.88 in total after tax.
I just wish there were more Micro Centers around. That place has some pretty good deals. And it's super-convenient when one of your hard drives takes a dump, to not have to order something online.
08/10/09
pfhhh I imagine you aren't aware that the ONLY true way of playing madden is while laying in a bed covered in rose petals.
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@d1sCo_d3aTh:
It is not a sterotype it is the truth. All of us that read and comment on this site look like this.
[edited to remove comma splice]
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GameStop is also offering 70-80 dollars for DS lites and 50-60 on DS-fats (YMMV) so that's a huge chunk off of the price then and there.
03/30/09
Agggggggh.
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Stupid Alberta. :p
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[www.t3.com]
Japanese DSi has one. :(
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