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    Image of FatherFingers FatherFingers
    11/14/09

    In reply to Halo 3: ODST Drops Three Million Copies
    WOW! The haters are out. Loving all the comments on "Boo, 6 hour sp = ripoff." Yet no one seems to bitch about the 5-6 hour sp in MW2. Saying it is a shitty expansion pack with nothing else to offer is just silly. Please people, MW2 may be fun (dont know, haven't played), but don't just thrash shit without thinking about what you're typing. #halo3odst
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    Image of Culebra Culebra
    11/14/09

    @FatherFingers: Well, I think the difference is that ODST only offered the campaign as new content, (multiplayer was just all of Halo 3's on 1 disk), where MW2's multiplayer is the meat of the game.

    Plus the co-op modes adds up, gives the game a better perceived value. Honestly, if one had never played Halo 3 multiplayer, the value would be on par.

    But I agree, it is funny how people see value. Myself, for instance, won't think twice about buying a game I think will be mediocre in retail if it's in the $15 range, I consider that a risk free purchase.

    On XBLA, however, I carefully consider my purchases, especially if it's 1200 points. #halo3odst
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    11/14/09

    @Culebra: Actually ODST also had a nice multiplayer FireFight mode that adds a TON of replay value to the game. #halo3odst
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    11/14/09

    @fearing: Oops, you're right! I forgot about Firefight. #halo3odst
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    Image of Opuelas Opuelas
    11/14/09

    @Culebra: I'm the same way when it comes to XBLA purchases...but then I'll hop into gamestop and scrounge for the old / cheap games. Why does that seem so much easier than buying stuff online? The tangible feeling of having the game in your hands? #halo3odst
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    Culebra promoted this comment Opuelas was starred Opuelas was unstarred
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    11/14/09

    @Opuelas: I'm guessing that has a bit to do with it. Being able to hold a physical copy gives a greater sense of ownership. Also, with me, I think it's my expectations. When I'm in the store, I'm looking to buy. Also, I'm programmed that a disk based game is expensive, so relatively $15 isn't bad. I think I also expect a more 'full' experience, whatever that means.

    With XBLA/PSN, I expect the games to be more time wasters than anything, even though this is increasingly untrue. Also consider that on XBLA, $15 isn't actually $15, you're usually left with residue points, which is just extra money tied up.

    It's a big gray area, this moving concept of what makes something 'worth' it. #halo3odst
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    11/14/09

    In reply to Halo 3: ODST Drops Three Million Copies
    Now if only they'd set up Matchmaking for...thingy mode. It's been so long since I've played it that I've forgotten what it's called. #halo3odst
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Halo 3: ODST Drops Three Million Copies
    Why would Microsoft's pride be hurt, MW2 sold the most on the 360.

    Also, others have already pointed out that MW2 is on three different platforms while ODST is exclusive to one.

    Furthermore, three million sold copies is a solid number. Every GOTY contender this year aside from MW2 won't be sniffing that until the end of next year.

    Yes, I'm a Halo fanboy. Wanna fight aboudit?
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    Edited by Trey at 11/13/09 11:37 PM Trey was starred Trey was unstarred
    Image of nrXic nrXic
    11/14/09

    @Trey: I appreciate Halo and play Halo 3 system link nearly every month with friends (gaming w/ friends is always better in person).

    But I thought this game was a ripoff. It definitely should have been priced lower.

    But hey, MS sold 3 million copies at a high price and they knew they could all along. Selling 5 million copies at $30 rather than $60 would have still brought in less revenue. #halo3odst
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    Image of CustomFirmware CustomFirmware
    11/13/09

    In reply to Halo 3: ODST Drops Three Million Copies
    Do people not realize that Modern Warfare 2 spanned across multiple systems while Halo 3 sold 11 million+ on ONE CONSOLE -____-

    Sure, it's not Mario or Nintendo numbers but it's up there. #halo3odst
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    Image of Ad-hominem Ad-hominem
    11/13/09

    @CustomFirmware: However, Modern Warfare has been out for THREE DAYS.
    Not really fair to compare them yet. #halo3odst
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    11/13/09

    @Ad-hominem:

    I'm not saying MW2 doesn't deserve it or anything (believe me, I had the game 5 days before street date), but people act as if Halo's numbers aren't impressive to begin with.

    I still yet have to buy the game <.< #halo3odst
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    Image of Adhominem Adhominem
    11/13/09

    @CustomFirmware: Halo wasn't and still isn't anything special. There has been deeper and better multiplayer on the PC for almost 20 years: Unreal Tournament, Quake 2, Team Fortress, Classic, Redneck Rampage, Duke Nukem 3D.

    It just got so big because instead of having a $1000 computer, parents could just buy their kids a $300 xbox to play, and that released the floodgates to what is ,by any gamer that has been around the block, a mediocre arcade style shooter.

    IMO, Modern Warfare evolved it to the next level. Similar to how Counter-strike came out as a mod and had a different style than the arcadey shooters like Quake, silently caught on and still is one of the most played online shooters.
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    CustomFirmware promoted this comment Edited by Adhominem at 11/13/09 10:14 PM Adhominem was starred Adhominem was unstarred
    Image of BryanH BryanH
    11/13/09

    @Adhominem: I've been around the block of number of times and still enjoy me some Halo. #halo3odst
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    CustomFirmware promoted this comment BryanH was starred BryanH was unstarred
    Image of CustomFirmware CustomFirmware
    11/13/09

    @Adhominem: Halo was the first true mainstream FPS (not counting Goldeneye?). Especially playing LAN with friends.

    Halo 2 was definitely special. It paved for console multiplayer, whether you loved it or not.

    Halo 3 may not have been gold, but it's perfectly polished silver. It's a blast to play with friends. And that's why it's so popular.

    I agree, it is mediocre, but fun with friends. Something a lot of games lack.

    Comparing console multiplayer to PC multiplayer is just wrong. It is universally known that PC is indefinitely superior multiplayer wise.

    By the way, now you can get a decent gaming rig for $500-$600 ;o

    Also, Counter Strike *greater than* all :D.
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    Edited by CustomFirmware at 11/13/09 10:22 PM CustomFirmware was starred CustomFirmware was unstarred
    Image of Adhominem Adhominem
    11/13/09

    @CustomFirmware:

    I'd argue that Counter-strike was the first mainstream FPS. If you went to any internet cafe/pc center you'd see at least half the computers running it.

    Computers have definitely dropped a ton in price. I remember when my dad bought me a new computer for the family and it was a $2100 450 Mhz Pentium 3 IBM. For that much money you could get a sick set up going these days.

    And I guess I agree with your point about the multiplayer since it allowed 4 player split screen, a rarity. #halo3odst
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    Image of Kyosuke_Nanbu Kyosuke_Nanbu
    11/13/09

    @Adhominem: Yea but PC gaming is shit and nobody cares about it outside of a tiny handful of people, PC gaming is falling by the wayside and its got nothing to offer outside of FPS, RTS and MMO's, consoles are the future.

    The funny thing about PC gaming is that its own fanbase is what's destroying it.

    Anyway that's mighty impressive, I bought ODST today and I'm loving it. #halo3odst
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    Image of octaslash octaslash
    11/13/09

    @Adhominem: Counter-Strike may have been mainstream for PC gamers, but not for gaming as a whole.

    Counter-Strike 1.0 was released in 2000 (after many betas that started in '99), Halo was released less than a year later. It took a while for consoles to catch up on online play, but Halo's LAN play was popular nonetheless. #halo3odst
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    Image of datsunzep datsunzep
    11/13/09

    @Adhominem: That's all opinion. I've played all those games you've listed for countless hours. I and many others still enjoy Halo and will continue to do so for a very long time.

    I'm playing through MW2 right now and as far as it taking it to the "next level" is absurd. It does some things very, very well but I see no innovations.

    Halo and MW are two very different shooters; many preference one over the other, but they are both extremely good games. Halo 3 was released two years ago and has a thriving community, as does MW.
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    octaslash promoted this comment Edited by datsunzep at 11/13/09 10:52 PM datsunzep was starred datsunzep was unstarred
    Image of Adhominem Adhominem
    11/13/09

    @octaslash:

    CS was released as retail 3/1999. Halo was released 9/2001.

    By mainstream i was referring to multiplayer. And at the time the console rival was Goldeneye. #halo3odst
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    11/13/09

    @Adhominem: The retail version of Counter-Strike was released in November 2000. It was first released as a download in March 1999, but that was a very early version.

    Also, Halo's LAN play supported up to 16 players. #halo3odst
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    Image of Vonhert Vonhert
    11/14/09

    @CustomFirmware: One week is less than three months. Not a good conclusion huh? #halo3odst
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    CustomFirmware promoted this comment Vonhert was starred Vonhert was unstarred
    Image of Vonhert Vonhert
    11/14/09

    @Kyosuke_Nanbu: Really now..... wonder why almost every game is getting ported to the Pc.
    Better graphics perhaps since you know the 360's processing and video card are outdated. #halo3odst
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    NeVeRMoRe666 promoted this comment Vonhert was starred Vonhert was unstarred
    Image of CustomFirmware CustomFirmware
    11/14/09

    @Vonhert:

    I never compared the sales, I was just stating that Halo sold amazingly on one platform and people don't seem to realize that.

    Note to Vonhert: Learn reading comprehension. #halo3odst
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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    11/14/09

    @Vonhert: There's a reason why it's "getting ported" and not being made on or exclusively for the PC... #halo3odst
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    Image of RawrSpoon RawrSpoon
    11/14/09

    @Kyosuke_Nanbu: I fucking lol'd.

    You find me a console FPS with more support and consistent (note the consistent) playerbase than Team Fortress 2 and I'll get you a cookie.

    Funny thing about console gamers: They think their shitty machine with crappy controls can really outperform a PC. #halo3odst
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    CustomFirmware promoted this comment RawrSpoon was starred RawrSpoon was unstarred
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    11/14/09

    @RawrSpoon:

    I'd be surprised if any sane person believes that. My 5 year old computer out performs my 360 at 1080p resolution. #halo3odst
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    Image of SpishackCola has the CHORTLES! SpishackCola has the CHORTLES!
    11/13/09

    In reply to Halo 3: ODST Drops Three Million Copies
    Looks like they got Navi to do their marketing PR.

    Hey! Listen! #halo3odst
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    Image of crunks crunks
    11/13/09

    @SpishackCola has the CHORTLES!: Deckard Cain would like to tell you to "Stay awhile and listen!" #halo3odst
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    Image of Seth Roberson Seth Roberson
    11/13/09

    @crunks: Diablo! #halo3odst
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    Image of EVILSTUART EVILSTUART
    11/13/09

    @crunks: boom, games was ssssooooooo much fun and such a waste of my life... wait, it wasn't a waste, it was time well spent... #halo3odst
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    Image of crunks crunks
    11/14/09

    @EVILSTUART: @Seth Roberson: You guys have quite a treasure in that Horadric Cube.... #halo3odst
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    Image of Trey Trey
    11/13/09

    In reply to Xbox 360 Passes 10 Million Sold In PAL Territories
    That one guy playing Halo online in Africa must really be a glut for 360s. #xbox360
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    Image of mcderek3000 mcderek3000
    11/13/09

    In reply to Assassin's Creed II Outfits For Your 360 Avatar
    The popularity of avatars eludes me. I remember getting my Wii, playing around with making an evilly grinning version of myself for 5 minutes and then never looking at it again.

    Now people are actually spending money on these virtual gimmicks? Scary.

    I'm also afraid that, unless the PC gets some version of this on Steam, our platform will become even more neglected by developers. Hell, consumers giving you $5 each for something it took your developers 20 minutes to cook up? How can any company not make one of their own?
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    Edited by mcderek3000 at 11/13/09 6:12 AM mcderek3000 was starred mcderek3000 was unstarred
    Image of RicoTheSaboteur RicoTheSaboteur
    11/13/09

    In reply to Xbox 360 Passes 10 Million Sold In PAL Territories
    I guess SCEE forgot to announce the same thing a month ago. #xbox360
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    Image of phicaluk phicaluk
    11/13/09

    In reply to Xbox 360 Passes 10 Million Sold In PAL Territories
    How many of them are banned? #xbox360
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    Image of phisheep phisheep
    11/13/09

    In reply to Xbox 360 Passes 10 Million Sold In PAL Territories
    I can't see that this is anything to boast about. Reaching 10m in four years when your competitors did it in something like 2 years and three years.

    Scarcely top performance especially when there was no competition to start with. Looks like this was released to draw attention from the NPD figures.

    Remember when MS said 'history tells us' that the first to 10m in the USA wins - what does history tell us about the last to 10m in EMEA?
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    Edited by phisheep at 11/13/09 1:43 AM phisheep was starred phisheep was unstarred
    Image of Paul_Is_Drunk Paul_Is_Drunk
    11/13/09

    @phisheep: I'm confused. As far as I understand it, and all the sources I just checked confirmed, the 360 has been second in sales in PAL for a long time. Are you ripping on the PS3? That seems to contradict the rest of your post.

    If I am wrong, I would love evidence to the contrary. These console wars are so amusing.

    /PCGamer #xbox360
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    Image of xxXX_Insanities_Birth_XXxx xxXX_Insanities_Birth_XXxx
    11/13/09

    @phisheep: Why wouldn't it be anything to brag about? I'm pretty sure 10 million is a good number of sales and shows they have some success in the region regardless of if others have done better. Face it, MS has got good sales and if they lost this 10 million in Europe or didn't realise how important it is then that would be what really sucks. #xbox360
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    phisheep promoted this comment xxXX_Insanities_Birth_XXxx was starred xxXX_Insanities_Birth_XXxx was unstarred
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    11/13/09

    @Paul_Is_Drunk:

    I take it you're referring to my last paragraph. No, it's MS that I'm have a (gentle) go at.

    Of course, there isn't a generally accepted set of figures, and the territories don't match up, and we're talking EMEA rather than PAL - but suggestions/extrapolations are that MS and Sony are very close in EMEA, both at about 10m - and there's a chance that MS is behind. And of course it took them a lot longer to get there.

    I didn't mean any more than that. The dig was more aimed at MS's old 'first to 10m' comment than anything else. #xbox360
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    11/13/09

    @xxXX_Insanities_Birth_XXxx:

    It is just that companies usually brag about something they think they are are best at or first at or biggest at. If they brag about something else it usually means they don't have something better to brag about. #xbox360
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    11/13/09

    @phisheep: Well I still see sales for PS3 despite the Wii trouncing it after coming a month or two afterward. Is Sony out of things to brag about? No, it's just got the sales to brag about too. #xbox360
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    Image of Komrade Kayce Komrade Kayce
    11/13/09

    In reply to Xbox 360 Passes 10 Million Sold In PAL Territories
    Sorry, PS3 lovers, but the 360 just has features that you don't and it rawx my sawx.

    Like the ability to be a noise machine to help you sleep.

    Or a space heater to keep you warm.

    Or a disc shredder.

    PS3 fanboys are so lame, they don't get any of this awesome stuff. I'd actually just throw my playstation into the nearest homeless guy or street musicians money cup, tbh #xbox360
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    Image of D-K, stubbed his toe..*swears* D-K, stubbed his toe..*swears*
    11/13/09

    @Komrade Kayce:

    ...in anticipation of the numerous posts you're about to recieve
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    Edited by D-K, stubbed his toe..*swears* at 11/13/09 1:16 AM D-K, stubbed his toe..*swears* was starred D-K, stubbed his toe..*swears* was unstarred
    Image of Shenta Shenta
    11/13/09

    @D-K, a burning sensation: That was...

    Nothing less than amazing.

    btw how did that dick face get a star? O.o
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    Edited by Shenta at 11/13/09 1:25 AM Shenta was starred Shenta was unstarred
    Image of Komrade Kayce Komrade Kayce
    11/13/09

    @D-K, a burning sensation:

    PS3 isn't even worthy of a yearly paid membership. I mean, lets be honest here, do you want to sleep on your friends couch for free, or pay to stay in the most excellent 6 star rated (on a 5 star scale) Hotel Six? I mean, goddamn, the Hotel Six has such simple looking rooms that are easy to get into and out of so that you can hook up with strangers any time of the day who will say any number of things to you whether you want them to or not. And from what I'm told theres constantly pirates and squatters taking up residence in the other rooms until management chases them away. Exciting.

    What the fuck do you get on your friends couch. A pity visit from a friend down the street? PSSSSH I get a continental breakfast, bitch. Screw your free couch, I'll take my seedy bodily fluid open door policy hotel that I have to pay for, thank you.

    Well, to be fair, I guess I use my PS3 to open clams down at the beach. So it has its uses. #xbox360
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    Image of Juan Sanchez Juan Sanchez
    11/13/09

    @Komrade Kayce:
    You're a moron. #xbox360
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    Komrade Kayce promoted this comment Juan Sanchez was starred Juan Sanchez was unstarred
    Image of Komrade Kayce Komrade Kayce
    11/13/09

    @Juan Sanchez:

    You just feel bad because you're forced to kick your system around a little to get it to break. The Xbox takes care of that for me.

    Sucks to be you. #xbox360
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    11/13/09

    @Juan Sanchez: How dare you call Komrade Kayce a moron!
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    Edited by n00b_pwner at 11/13/09 1:42 AM n00b_pwner was starred n00b_pwner was unstarred
    Image of Atomsk88 Atomsk88
    11/13/09


    @Komrade Kayce: #xbox360
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    Image of The Cap'n The Cap'n
    11/13/09

    @Komrade Kayce: you gonna keep going with the jokes, or are you gonna quit... like my 360's disc drive?
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    Edited by The Cap'n at 11/13/09 1:57 AM The Cap'n was starred The Cap'n was unstarred
    Image of Komrade Kayce Komrade Kayce
    11/13/09

    @The Cap'n:

    Jokes? No, my friend, this is serious business.

    Just look at all the overheated replies. Obvious Xbot wannabes. #xbox360
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    Image of ☆Giroro G66☆ ☆Giroro G66☆
    11/13/09

    @Komrade Kayce: Hey you forgot to mention the Wii!

    It's a lot like getting thrown in the slammer, locked in a small uncomfortable space, and trying to pass encoded messages to your guy on the outside. You are given very little opportunity to get out of your room, but who would want that anyway? When you do get out you spend the whole time praying you don't get shanked in the yard by a random stranger.

    But hey, it's not all bad, after all its free to get in and the guards take care of everything you need, weather you like it or not. #xbox360
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    Image of iamspoo iamspoo
    11/13/09

    @Shenta: Every one needs to stop feeding the god damn trolls. The reason unfunny little boys get to be star commenter is because they get all the other humorless little boys to put them on their friends list because their parents also won't buy them more than one game console. #xbox360
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    Komrade Kayce promoted this comment iamspoo was starred iamspoo was unstarred
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    11/13/09

    @Komrade Kayce: You're an enjoyable character.. ^_^

    My friend's couch'll do fine for now #xbox360
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    Image of Komrade Kayce Komrade Kayce
    11/13/09

    @iamspoo:

    I kno, seriously, thats some pretty good advice. Especially when trolls are known to feast primarily on billy goats and small children. I don't really have access to a supply of either.

    The problem is, if we don't feed trolls, won't they attack the local village looking for food anyways? I guess the villagers could TRY to drive them off, but it would probably be easier just to toss them a sheep once in a while.

    And fire, always use fire. They can't regrow limbs if you cauterize the wounds.

    What kind of system would a troll have, anyways? Hes probably too ugly to hang out on xbox live, can't lure children under the bridge by tempting them with playstation, and probably doesn't have enough room (being that hes under a bridge and all) to flail about with a Wii.

    A DS, maybe? I've heard news reports before telling me that pictochat is brilliant for sexual predators. The troll could just send something like 'omgz little timmy we are all meeting under that spooky old bridge at the end of the village tonight at midnight to play silly human child games - your friend sally' anytime he felt like a snack. #xbox360
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    11/13/09


    @Komrade Kayce: sigh.

    I remember back in the AOL and Dreamcast chat room days it was fun now and then to stir up controversy and troll it up with long drawn out over-thought responses. But then do you know what happened? I realized their was more to life than teen-angst and my childish ways. A troll in sheep's clothing is still a troll. #xbox360
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    Image of Komrade Kayce Komrade Kayce
    11/13/09

    @iamspoo:

    Than I'm curious as to what system you think my parents bought for me that caused me to take a school full of 800 children hostage and force them to become followers so that I could get a little star beside my name.

    No, really. I'm genuinely curious as to this answer.

    (the answer is actually a 32x, Sega perfected the gaming console experience and I've decided to live at home well into my late 20's so I can continue to ask my parents to buy my stuff for me) #xbox360
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    11/13/09

    @iamspoo:

    Well, considering you've moved onto other topics at Kotaku without replying to me yet, I'll take that as a sign of you went up, actually READ what I wrote, and realized theres no way I was favouring either system.

    Or maybe you typed Komrade Kayce into mygamercard.net and noticed I've got around 260 games played for the 360 with a 78k gamerscore.

    Or maybe you typed it into google image search and found that picture from last year with a stack of games numbering in the 100's and my name sitting on top of it (I collect, you see).

    Or maybe you just went through my past post history of Kotaku and discovered that I not only own a playstation AND a 360, but have been fortunate enough to have been gifted with the joy of honesty. Allowing me to say with a chuckle that the 360 is a steaming pile of shit when it comes to manufacturing quality and the PS3 makes for a good bludgeoning weapon.

    Of course, seeing as how you, like a few people who replied, seem like the sort of people who throw shoes at Colbert for being a crazy right wing fundamentalist, maybe you just gave up and went with whatever assumptions about me you've made that make you comfortable.

    Of course, I was really biting my lip this whole time trying not to spoil the joke even in the face of people understanding the satire in what I was writing because the more angry 'YOU R STOOPID' replies I could get, the better (as the one person above said, its like that crazy indian video, lol), for the world is at its best when you show it to be immensely hilarious in its lack of humour.

    And none of this 'no, i got what you were trying to say, you just werent being funny' bs to try to come off good here. You made allusions that I'm likely the sort of person with only one console (so which one is it? The 360 space heater/disc shredder or the PS3 I use to break open clams down at the beach?).

    If this was a dance off, I just threw a novel of words at your head with the title 'You got served' on the cover and walked out of the alley. #xbox360
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    11/13/09

    @Komrade Kayce: The jest was clear as I thought I made it clear in my last post that I don't understand why people like to fuel the fanboy fire. and that is exactly what you were doing. I'm sure you are like most gamers and get annoyed by the same flame posts in every damn article. Hell it was annoying on the middle school playground with the SNES/Genesis argument and it is even more annoying on these here internets. The joke was clear as day as I tried to make it clear that I understood *hence the trolls in sheep costumes* but I am grumpy today and I just don't want to hear it.

    I just don't find it necessary to use the Bellow again and again like you were. All in all spoofing the punks does nothing but make you a bigger punk.

    I will take my 'serving' and move along. #xbox360
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    11/13/09

    @iamspoo:

    The only people you give fuel to by typing what I typed are people with no sense of humour.

    I called Xbox Live a seedy hotel and PSN your friends couch, for chrissakes.

    I wasn't trying to spoof the punks. The punks spoofed themselves. I just let them continue.

    The joke is better when you have people who don't get it making it blatantly obvious, don't you think? I was just making light at first, but it got better and better with others and yourselves making assumptions that would be impossible to make if you took two seconds to actually read what was in letters right in front of you. Really now, I'm telling people to give their playstation to a homeless man because the 360 has great features like eating your games. And people are getting mad because I'm slamming the PS3 (as evident by our friend Juan above with a PSN but no GT).

    *cough*

    Two guys walk into a bar and...

    WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE TWO GUYS. I DONT KNOW ANYONE WHO GOES TO BARS. WHAT IF ONE HAS A WHEELCHAIR? RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE #xbox360
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    11/13/09

    @Komrade Kayce: Don't you get it? I went after you because you are getting your jollies off of the worst part of the gaming community. It wasn't what you said that irked me it was what you are doing.

    /now I sound like my wife "It wasn't what you said it was how you said it." Do you see what you are doing? You are turning me into my wife. a;ldsfjfd' #xbox360
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    11/13/09

    @iamspoo:

    Now go fuckin' take the trash to the curb if you want any dinner.

    I wasn't getting my worst part off the jollies of the gaming community. Theres a few of us here with a sense of humour, like ol Cap'n above asking me if I was going to quit (like his 360 processor did).

    I just wasn't about to step in and go 'guys guys guys have a sense of humour'. Having people get mad at obvious sillyness can be just as much fun as being silly itself. Seriously. I wouldn't compare myself to the man, but look at how funny it was when Bill O'Reiley had Colbert on his show to discuss right wing politics and Colbert kept a straight face the entire time. Watching others 'not get it' can be priceless.

    Comeeeee onnnn I was telling people I use my PS3 to open clams at the beach. Clams! How much more obvious could I make it that I was being silly? #xbox360
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    @Komrade Kayce:
    <------ #xbox360
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    11/13/09

    @iamspoo:

    Well put, ahahaahahahahaha #xbox360
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Assassin's Creed II Outfits For Your 360 Avatar
    These outfits cost 5 dollars and the loss of any common sense.

    Sad to see P.T. Barnum is proven right yet again...
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Assassin's Creed II Outfits For Your 360 Avatar
    These outfits do not interest me. #assassinscreedii
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Assassin's Creed II Outfits For Your 360 Avatar
    I'll most likely get Altair's. Looks good.

    I took a look at the DJ Hero stuff too and was like "Meh..." #assassinscreedii
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    11/12/09

    @Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition ([k]): If they had Daft Punk helmets, it would be a totally different story.
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    11/12/09

    @Atomsk88: Ehh. Not a fan of Daft Punk at all. I'm a metalhead.

    :) #assassinscreedii
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    11/12/09

    @Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition ([k]): Then why are you playing DJ Hero? :P #assassinscreedii
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    11/12/09

    @UCB-Disco: [profile.mygamercard.net]

    I don't own DJ Hero. Last rhythm game from Activision I touched was last year. I'm all about RB2 now. :P #assassinscreedii
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    11/12/09

    @Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition ([k]): Just out of curiosity, have you seen their outfits? If not, you should go Google them real quick. The only way you would not like them is if you don't like awesome things. #assassinscreedii
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    11/12/09

    @LordThayer: Amen! #assassinscreedii
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    11/12/09

    @Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition ([k]): DJ hero is heavy on the pocket, but activision or no, is a damned fun game.

    I advise you, if you are a fan of the music game genre in general to give it a try. My wife and I have a blast with it, hell she's even better than me at quite a few mixes. #assassinscreedii
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    11/12/09

    @(Plant) soulsiphon: Sorry but I'll pass. I can't throw down cash on every rhythm game that comes out. I'm satisfied with RB2 and just buying songs I like from there. #assassinscreedii
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    11/12/09

    @Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition ([k]): respectable position. #assassinscreedii
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    11/12/09

    @(Plant) soulsiphon: Yeah, it looks like a nice game because I saw it for myself at Best Buy but I find it much cheaper to grab a $2 download rather than spending $100+ at once.

    Not to mention, I've already built up a solid amount of DLC (130 songs) on top of RB1 porting. There's so many good games coming out, I'm intentionally passing on them so I can wrap up what I've bought this year. L4D2 will be my last until next year. :) #assassinscreedii
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    11/12/09

    @Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition ([k]): L4D2 is that last of my concern this year, but the wife wants the new karaoke revolution as well, and my son wants a wii. so looks like I have still got a bit to spend this year. #assassinscreedii
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    11/12/09

    @Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition ([k]): Oh, I'm with you on Rock Band, but I can't lie when I say I didn't enjoy the DJ Hero at the kiosk in Toys R' Us. Surprisingly fun.

    ... But it doesn't compare to singing Iron Maiden on Rock Band. Not even close. :) #assassinscreedii
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    11/12/09

    @UCB-Disco: Fair enough. The only rhythm game I'm wanting is RB3. Hopefully they'll integrate [instrument]+vocals at the same time.

    I suck at vocals but I'm a sick beast on Expert guitar :) #assassinscreedii
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    @Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition ([k]): To this day, my actual guitar playing interferes with my Guitar Hero/Rock Band abilities. hahaha. Proper habits always mess me up, because I really want to play the songs I know.

    Vocally, though, I'm pretty damn good at these games. hahaha. Especially when you figure out the trick to get perfect every time (Outside of learning songs you don't know). #assassinscreedii
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Assassin's Creed II Outfits For Your 360 Avatar
    UGH, I was hoping for some avatar rewards, I'm still refusing to buy anything avatar related, let alone any useless digital items. #assassinscreedii
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