Perhaps the thumb will be to Miss Fox's advantage in Saturday's Game with Fame session, during which she'll be challenging Autobots and Decepticons alike if multiplayer matches of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I can't think of a better way to celebrate the release of the Character and Map Pack Plus downloadable content than adding "Megan Fox 2009" to your Xbox friends list, logging in around 3PM Pacific on Saturday, August 29th, and weeping quietly as everyone but you gets to play with her.

For more information, head over to the Xbox Game with Fame page, or simply turn off safe search and browse Google images.

The Tomb Raider franchise is getting a cinematic reboot with Dan Lin, the movie's producer, saying, "It is an origin story so it is a younger Lara Croft. It will have character-driven action." This is the third film in the Tomb Raider movie series — the last one was in 2003.

A source tells The Sun (yes, yes, we know) that Jolie was originally keen to reprise her role as Lara Croft in the blockbuster film franchise, but now "feels robbed". "Angie isn't a fan of the Transformers films and believes Megan won't do the Lara Croft character justice," the source adds. "She's also annoyed because she thinks Megan copies everything from her, from her tattoos to her style." (But will she copy Jolie's cool mom status?)

Back in January, a spokesperson for Megan Fox stated, "Megan is not involved in this movie." So either Jolie is getting upset for no reason or The Sun is making up shit for no reason. Or maybe Megan Fox is actually involved in this movie.

Regardless, the really important question is what does Angelina Jolie's father, actor Jon Voight, think? "They're both very beautiful and they're both kind of sexy girls." Thanks, Jon!

Angelina Jolie is furious that Megan Fox has been tipped to take the lead role in Tomb Raider [The Sun]

Okay, let's be realistic...your ass is most likely never getting close enough to Megan Fox for her to kick it, but in that bizarro dream world where you accidentally run into Megan alone and bored with a console and a Mortal Kombat game nearby, she would totally plant heel in your rear end, as What They Play discovered when they asked the actress which games she was badass at.

Anything Mortal Kombat. I have that down and I don't cheat. That game just works well with my brain. The way my brain fires signals works well with how that game works. And I'm just really good.

So in that situation you'd be in for a beating, unless you somehow tricked her into confronting her own ironic Kryptonite.

The Mortal Kombat that just came out (Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe), I hated playing as Superman. His combos were so weird. I don't know, I just thought it was lame.

Megan apparently began playing back on the Super Nintendo, where she mastered Disney's Aladdin, which is an excellent choice of game names for a celebrity of drop. Nowadays, when she isn't kicking ass or tending her garden in Viva Pinata, Fox spends her time trying to play with her Wii, but it's hard.

I'm totally a fan of the Wii, I'm just not good at it. I actually have a Wii Fit and it's actually a really hard workout. It's pretty interesting. I think it's amazing you can combine exercise and gaming. There really are games like Raving Rabbids and there are these little missions that you have to do where you run. You're running with your arms but I swear to God I was so out of breath after every time I completed a mission. It really gets your cardio workout and it's a video game, which sounds crazy. But I think that's amazing. I hope we keep heading in that direction.

Just to take the wind out of you guys' sails, we've already come up with every possible iteration of the Wii being hard for Megan Fox joke imaginable, so you couldn't possibly impress us at this point.

Megan Fox: Celebrity Gamer [What They Play - Thanks Joon!]

The cast from the original game makes the transition to the sequel intact, which means that the original voice of Megatron, Frank Welker, will again be stepping into the Decepticon leader's giant metal shoes in place of the film's Hugo "I smell you, boy!" Weaving. We've got Megan Fox as eye candy, Optimus "Peter Cullen" Prime as Optimus Prime, and the rest of the movie bot lineup. In addition, newcomer John Di Maggio joins the cast as Bender Sideways, and James Arnold Taylor takes up the role of The Fallen. Oh, and Shia LaBeouf is in there too. I think he plays Sam Witwicky's little yappy dog.

On a side note, doing a Google image search for Megan Fox is the absolute best way to start your day.

This is clearly not news, but still potentially valuable. Say, for instance, you happen to run into Ms. Fox on the street. Not only can you wow her with your expertise on all things Transformers — particularly your deep knowledge of Cybertronian geography — you can break the ice with Guitar Hero trivia.

Given these newly published Kotaku Stalku tagged candid photos of the Transformers star wailing away on some Wii platform version of Guitar Hero, we're sure Fox would love to hear about your "Through the Fire and Flames" high score.

Megan Fox Plays Guitar Hero, Still Too Hot For You [Egotastic - thanks, Dennis!]