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    Image of MIKEAWESOME MIKEAWESOME
    01/22/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead -- Now For Kids!
    I'd personally love to hear one of those kids muttering about pills, or screaming about a witch, or how they hate planes, or vans, or tunnels, or woods, or sewers...
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    Image of Captain K'nuckles Captain K'nuckles
    01/22/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead -- Now For Kids!
    Does anyone with an ounce of talent want to make this mod? The Earthbound fan in me would love nothing more than to shower you in adulation and paypal donations.
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    Image of TheHeartless TheHeartless
    01/22/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead -- Now For Kids!
    Haha, I remember finding this on 4chan at some point a couple months ago...zombies never fail to make my day.
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    Image of ph15h ph15h
    01/22/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead -- Now For Kids!
    I've always wondered why there were no Zombie children... but then again, they're all ghosts in white with hair over their eyes when they do appear. Now I know all the zombie kids are at the playground.
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    Image of ph15h ph15h
    01/22/09

    @@ph15h~!: err... *kids in white with hair over their eyes or bowl cuts.
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    Image of kyon-kyon kyon-kyon
    01/22/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead -- Now For Kids!
    Wow this image is old as hell kotaku needs to visit 4chan more often.
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    Image of Đipic Đipic
    01/22/09

    @kyon-kyon: No... no they don't.
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    Image of P3nnst8r P3nnst8r
    01/22/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead -- Now For Kids!
    Obviously Bill can't be in this, as he'd be like 30 years old and obviously a pedophile.
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    Image of PapaBear434 PapaBear434
    01/22/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead -- Now For Kids!
    Right Click > Set As Desktop Wallpaper
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    Image of KillerBee KillerBee
    01/22/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead -- Now For Kids!
    Absolutely wonderful I love it.
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    Image of Wubby Wubby
    01/22/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead -- Now For Kids!
    i guess kotaku doesnt have any 4channers on their staff.
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    Image of Gyaruson Gyaruson
    01/22/09

    @Wubby:

    Luckily not...
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    Image of tzaketh tzaketh
    01/22/09

    @Wubby:


    Have you not met Owen?


    And 4chan isn't just /b/, you know. This little picshure generally resides in /w/.

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    Image of Str8_Jihadin Str8_Jihadin
    01/22/09

    @tzaketh:


    What the hell is /b/ and /w/?


    I think I know what /b/ is but not so much /w/

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    Image of Str8_Jihadin Str8_Jihadin
    01/22/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead -- Now For Kids!
    Don't forget the kid pushing off the zombie that was trying to climb up the ladder near the slide
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    Image of Blue Wizard 422 Blue Wizard 422
    01/22/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead -- Now For Kids!
    Infected with cooties! I'd play that if it was a game!
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    Image of Sensai Sensai
    01/22/09

    @BlueWizard422: When I saw this a while ago (probably flipping through /wg/ on a boring night) that was _exactly_ what I thought too.


    This picture is amazing in that it captures a certain innocence (and malevolence) that children have.

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    Image of Glass_bomb Glass_bomb
    01/22/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead -- Now For Kids!
    Notice the witch, the hunter with the hoodie, and the smoker next to said hunter
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    Image of liquid_kore liquid_kore
    01/22/09

    @Glass_bomb: All it needs is a fat kid.
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    Image of DrowningInMercy DrowningInMercy
    01/22/09

    @liquid_kore: If you look in the background by the yellow ladder thing, it looks like a fat kid. And if you look at his arms, it looks like someone meleed him back and he's flailing his arms around.
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    Image of Jonn Jonn
    01/22/09

    @DrowningInMercy: And the dust in the sky totally spells SEX.


    Apophenia much, people?

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    Image of SmashedSmurf SmashedSmurf
    01/22/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead -- Now For Kids!
    Slowtaku does it again.
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    Image of Str8_Jihadin Str8_Jihadin
    01/22/09

    @SmashedSmurf:


    Enjoy being banned much?

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    Image of Knoxximus ver. 5.66 Knoxximus ver. 5.66
    01/22/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead -- Now For Kids!
    Somebody make this game.....NAO!!
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    Image of Spoony Bard Spoony Bard
    01/26/09

    @Knoxximus (XBL/PSN): L4D Babies (TM)?
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    Image of balls187 balls187
    01/22/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead -- Now For Kids!
    I see Zoey and possible Louis and Bill, but Francis was replaced by Thelma?
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    Image of Sensai Sensai
    01/22/09

    @Stallion187: Really? You think that Francis was the one who was left out? I see him as the guy holding the bat and Bill is the one who's absent.


    He's probably off somewhere 'reloading.'

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