Steve Smith: if played during the first three turns, a randomly-chosen teammate in play can neither attack nor defend the next turn.
Edgerrin James: four turns after being played, James is discarded to your opponent's discard pile and may be drawn instead of drawing a new card next turn.
Calvin Johnson: if prevented from attacking by any in-play effects, no other players on that team may attack or defend. #madden10
@dracosummoner: Immediately I know T.O. would have to be involved in constructing a similar combo. I envision T.O. acting as a sort of Lava Golem, so you could combine him and the card Trade to force him onto an opponents team. Maybe other cards such as Press Conference and Dropsies would increase his power to corrupt any organization. #madden10
Picked one up the night before it started, actually. He gave me the large, but I made him search for the cup with the player on it. Also didn't get the brownies, but the 'crumbly biscuit doused in butter pheromones', which pissed me off, but I wasn't going to bike back. Also entered the codes for their game contest, and won. I won a copy of a game, fifteen minutes before the contest actually started. And it should be here... in a few weeks. #kfc
"The KFC Madden Box also comes in a standard $5 version and a $7 special edition that, while it doesn't include night vision goggles, is packed with enough pupil-dilating sodium you'll see in the dark on your own."
This is the best thing I've read all day. Keep up the refined culinary criticism, Kotaku!
Upon scrutiny of the review, I can't help but ask....SEVEN DOLLARS? For this abortion of a meal? You can get some very nice meals for $6.99 if you know where to look. $7 for this is just highway robbery, but I suppose that's EA pricing for you. Any word on the day-1 DLC that's already inside the cheap cardboard box but you have to pay to unlock?
Hey Owen, Medford's KFC isn't any better, I tried the GH:WT one last year, they didn't even put everything into the damned thing. Gypped to the max. #kfc
Now I myself don't prefer KFC due to the fact that high school dropouts work at it, and the quality of their education shows in their work. The food isn't that healthy either, and I'm a little portly to really eat that.
The beard, on the other hand, has already smothered itself with the mashed potatoes, inhaled the chicken AND the bones, and is currently trying to set the box on fire. It REALLY doesn't like Madden. I'm being coerced into saying that the beard hates anything Madden past '95. #kfc
"is packed with enough pupil-dilating sodium you'll see in the dark on your own"
"Eaten until regretted."
Thank goodness I don't have to wait until the weekend to have gems like these lighting up my day. You should also make Owen the DUAN writer of Kotaku everyday.
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"Not so fast, pal! I activate my trap card! December!"
"Noooooo!" #madden10
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Packers: "I sacrifice Brett Favre to summon Aaron Rodgers in Attack Mode!
"Vikings: "Fool, by sending Brett Favre to your graveyard I can now use Career Reborn to bring him back on my side of the field.
Go, Favre! Finish off his season with your 2:00 Drill!"
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"Hm, an interested predicament! I must drive 88 yards down the field, as I am down by 6, and do it in less than 2 minutes!"
*looks at hand*
"Noooo! Donovan McNabb! I AM SLAIN!" #madden10
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Steve Smith: if played during the first three turns, a randomly-chosen teammate in play can neither attack nor defend the next turn.
Edgerrin James: four turns after being played, James is discarded to your opponent's discard pile and may be drawn instead of drawing a new card next turn.
Calvin Johnson: if prevented from attacking by any in-play effects, no other players on that team may attack or defend. #madden10
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@TRT-X: If I could find a way to convert this to Madden format ... #madden10
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You should go into card-game design. I have no idea what you just said (I don't follow sports), and it's still amazing. #madden10
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Eh, my hearts just not in it... #madden10
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Maybe it tastes better the second time =O #kfc
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We all know Popeyes is the superior eating platform of choice when it comes to fast food chicken. #kfc
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And lest we boast that we've awesome chicken tenders and fries to boot! #kfc
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[i35.photobucket.com] #kfc
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And congrats. #kfc
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Loved: Updated ratings system
Helpful eating tips
Visual aids
Hated: Remaining ambiguity about bone/boneless wings
Product placement
Amount of flatulence/intestine jokes #kfc
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This is the best thing I've read all day. Keep up the refined culinary criticism, Kotaku!
Upon scrutiny of the review, I can't help but ask....SEVEN DOLLARS? For this abortion of a meal? You can get some very nice meals for $6.99 if you know where to look. $7 for this is just highway robbery, but I suppose that's EA pricing for you. Any word on the day-1 DLC that's already inside the cheap cardboard box but you have to pay to unlock?
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*-only been here 4 months, already a snob about Medford. #kfc
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The beard, on the other hand, has already smothered itself with the mashed potatoes, inhaled the chicken AND the bones, and is currently trying to set the box on fire. It REALLY doesn't like Madden. I'm being coerced into saying that the beard hates anything Madden past '95. #kfc
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Both the beard and I love you for this sentence. #kfc
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"Eaten until regretted."
Thank goodness I don't have to wait until the weekend to have gems like these lighting up my day. You should also make Owen the DUAN writer of Kotaku everyday.