This is the HiCan bed, which takes the IKEA design of "put all the essentials on as few square feet as possible" to an amazing extreme. As a practical matter, it'd be amazing for a tiny studio in a crowded city, but probably do a number on your long-term posture. But to me it looks like it'll be someone's dream machine on the next episode of Cribs. According to its writeup:

A theater screen pulls down at the foot of the bed for viewing television or movies. An integrated personal computer system means you can work or masturbate to Internet porn surf the web in bed as well. Game consoles are built in for added entertainment value. Lights for reading and shades for sleeping are also fully integrated.

All this thing lacks is a built-in commode. And maybe a huge space-saver drawer full of Doritos alongside a guacamole pump. Get that, and I could see myself staying in this bed until I looked like Vladimir Harkonnen and Jabba the Hutt got sloppy drunk and made a baby.

High-Tech Bed Has Built-In TV, Computer & Game Systems [Dornob]

Of course, this is a limited edition, hand embroidered number, courtesy of Fummel & Kram. Why, it even comes with a tag that says "If lost, please return to ..." Because people who find lost scarves typically mail them back. And if they knew the price tag, they may be less inclined.

Rumor is Activision is threatening not to support Fummel & Kram unless it cuts the scarf's price by $100.

Fummel & Kram Pac-Man Scarf [ShopFatal, thanks Nelson N.]

Got a cool grand? Haute, French silversmith Christofle has designed silver Xbox 360 faceplaces for the super rich. These will go on sale later this year for €1000 (US $1,270). The faceplates are limited to only five in the entire world. Good, because that's the same number of people who would actually buy them. Brian Ashcraft

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