So wait, in Japan a guy can marry an electronic device, but in American we still freak out over two loving men or two loving women getting married. Fuckin' ridiculous.
Clearly American thinks that a DS is more of a person than gay people.
@Tre_Green: I'm not sure why you are thinking that this was an ACTUAL wedding. No marriage license was issue, no insurance breaks given, she does not get half of his stuff if he dies, they cannot consummate their relationship, the game character cannot be given tax breaks.
This is more like that woman who married the Eiffel Tower last year.
All just a big publicity event.
Also, with your last comment, enjoy the mighty ban hammering.
@Tre_Green: You can agree with me now, what happened to me being a moron?
You got all uppity because you thought that the USA was accepting object-man marriages but not man-man marriages. Well it turns out you were wrong and now you are just back peddling.
Anyways, that hammer is going to drop any minute now?
@Slagathorian: I made a joke about gay marriage, you came off as homophobic so I called you religious. Why you so ragey?
And I am 9 years old and I am scared of many things. Hammers and bans are two of my greatest fears in life. My father was a vietnam vet who died in a tragic plane crash due to a hammer. My mother was killed in a horse riding accident when I was 4 due to a ban. Please do not bring these things up to me, they really make me sad. Infact all day I will think about it. Oh no, I put in and fact together in one word. God I am so dumb I am going to hang myself. I am such a moron, how DARE I make a joke on the internet and have it taken serious. How dare I. Most people understand that you can't pick up sarcasm off of text, but still some make me feel dumb for even trying. God I hate my life I am so glad that people speak up and tell me these things so I don't live for any more of my 7 - er 9 - year old life in hysterics and fear. Thank you, Slagothorian, you are a true prophet of our times. I bid you farewell, just like I do the rest of the world. May your life be full of money, happiness and not being able to decipher jokes out of other texts. I leave you my entire estate in my will, for you have truly opened my eyes this day - and for that - I love you.
@Tre_Green: Never have I seen so much backpeddling!
You must be in the backpedaling Olympics. You can back peddle with the best of them, you put Mr. Clinton to shame with your amazing backpedaling prowess.
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I stopped reading your long winded comment after about the first two lines, I figured you'll get banned anyways so what you have to say couldn't possibly have been that important.
@Slagathorian: That's too bad :( I wrote you a nice story. What are you getting me for christmas buddy? I ordered you a pokemon T-shirt offa' Etsy.com.
Dude needs to save his cash and buy his love a new comfy DSi LL...cause if she is like some women, she is gonna start complaining about her old digs in 3...2...1...
@NoBullet: I perceive this is where American television is headed. I have a hard time watching most shows with bouncing ads popping up every half a second.
Well as I said the other day, if the dudes happy let him do what he wants. And I doubt a guy who is up for marrying a DS game was much in the running for continuing his families name on anyway.
However broadcasting it over the net does kinda scream 'Publicity Stunt!'. So tbh I doubt he's gonna go too far with this whole marriage thing. Wouldn't surprise me if in a years time he's divorcing her for some weird reasons, and broadcasting the divorce over the net too.
I guess it also set's a precedent on AI weddings, which may get more common over the next couple of decades. Just wonder how long after that it doesn't start seeming weird :P
@ZaxxonQ.com: Nah Canada sucks, best place in the world to commit a crime. But yeah, its true that Gays have more rights than straights have. In Canada, you would have all the same rights as everybody else, but you're are also protected under hate crime legislation. Whereas someone like myself (straight) is not. So if someone called you a "faggot" (terrible word) you could take them to court, and they would have to pay you damages.
@deanbmmv: Ah yes, the Canada that shrinks to a third of its size in the summer months, and then balloons out 300% in the winter months.
But if Al Gore is right, my country will be completely gone in a few years. I used to swim from floating ice chunk to floating ice chunk is search of fish, now I'm afraid that those ice chunks are getting further and further apart. I'm afraid that soon, I could simply be swimming in a vast empty ocean, which no ice chunks at all to rest my weary paws.
@ChaosKnight: Nay, that would be like demolishing her apartment, which would give him a good enough reason to upgrade her "living arrangement" to a DSi or DSi LL.
Now, if you took a hammer to the actual game card however, well, then....FFFFFFUUUUUUU...
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Clearly American thinks that a DS is more of a person than gay people.
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um..... In America, you cannot marry an electronic device. This is a story taking place near Japan. Not America.
Oh, and don't reproduce.
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#speakup
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Its more akin to when two 6 year old girls play wedding.
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This is more like that woman who married the Eiffel Tower last year.
All just a big publicity event.
Also, with your last comment, enjoy the mighty ban hammering.
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Also, of course it's a publicity stunt.
#speakup
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You got all uppity because you thought that the USA was accepting object-man marriages but not man-man marriages. Well it turns out you were wrong and now you are just back peddling.
Anyways, that hammer is going to drop any minute now?
getting scared kid?
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And I am 9 years old and I am scared of many things. Hammers and bans are two of my greatest fears in life. My father was a vietnam vet who died in a tragic plane crash due to a hammer. My mother was killed in a horse riding accident when I was 4 due to a ban. Please do not bring these things up to me, they really make me sad. Infact all day I will think about it. Oh no, I put in and fact together in one word. God I am so dumb I am going to hang myself. I am such a moron, how DARE I make a joke on the internet and have it taken serious. How dare I. Most people understand that you can't pick up sarcasm off of text, but still some make me feel dumb for even trying. God I hate my life I am so glad that people speak up and tell me these things so I don't live for any more of my 7 - er 9 - year old life in hysterics and fear. Thank you, Slagothorian, you are a true prophet of our times. I bid you farewell, just like I do the rest of the world. May your life be full of money, happiness and not being able to decipher jokes out of other texts. I leave you my entire estate in my will, for you have truly opened my eyes this day - and for that - I love you.
#speakup
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You must be in the backpedaling Olympics. You can back peddle with the best of them, you put Mr. Clinton to shame with your amazing backpedaling prowess.
P.S.
I stopped reading your long winded comment after about the first two lines, I figured you'll get banned anyways so what you have to say couldn't possibly have been that important.
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Ruv u. ;)
#speakup
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there is NO right answer to "Does this make my butt look big?".....
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You really think it's a good idea for her to be able to see him and know what she married?
He's right to keep her in the dark.
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better hurry and make those courtship count!!!!
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ahahaha, i loled
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marriage to game character...or adultery to game character....
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Can you check if maybe my knee-high rainbow socks with the individual toes are still there..?
'cause i need those socks
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That reminds me to go get asian flu tested.
/sigh, I know that was in poor taste.
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However broadcasting it over the net does kinda scream 'Publicity Stunt!'. So tbh I doubt he's gonna go too far with this whole marriage thing. Wouldn't surprise me if in a years time he's divorcing her for some weird reasons, and broadcasting the divorce over the net too.
I guess it also set's a precedent on AI weddings, which may get more common over the next couple of decades. Just wonder how long after that it doesn't start seeming weird :P
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What if marrying his 4 year old daughter would make him happy?
And also, this isn't a REAL wedding is it? Like is there a marriage license?
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BUUUUURNNNNNNNN.
As for me, I shall be marrying Shiek tomorrow, so if you would all excuse me, I have to go save her from Ganondorf before we can hold the ceremony..
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I'd feel bad if we didn't give it to him; he's been through enough as it is.
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Brought to you by The Space Pope
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:-|
Gay.
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Trust me, I would move if I could. I LOVE Canada! ^_^
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@Pattypie: Uh... they DO have regular houses. What Canada did YOU visit?! o_O
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@ZaxxonQ.com: This Canada?
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But if Al Gore is right, my country will be completely gone in a few years. I used to swim from floating ice chunk to floating ice chunk is search of fish, now I'm afraid that those ice chunks are getting further and further apart. I'm afraid that soon, I could simply be swimming in a vast empty ocean, which no ice chunks at all to rest my weary paws.
I am of course, the typical Canadian.
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/mindfuck
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They have legal pot, you know..
So do we, and clogs too... ahhh clogs.. uncomfortable and splintery, but so very esoteric..
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The men over there can't be that bad. I mean the guy doesn't look that bad looking.
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At least if their surveys are anything to go by.
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Now, if you took a hammer to the actual game card however, well, then....FFFFFFUUUUUUU...
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He finally overcame the evil in this world that is women!
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Good show.