2009: The first batch of Link clones begin being produced.
2010: Japanese government announces the world is filled with evil. Japan names gingers as the root of all the evil, naming Scotland and Ireland as the birthplace of the taint.
Febuary 1st, 2011: After a breakdown in negotiations with Scotland and Ireland, Japan declares war on the evils of the world and puts Operation Zelda into effect.
June 25th, 2011: The Link clone army attacks Ireland and Scotland, no ginger is left alive. The day is remembered as Dead Red Day.
July 11th, 2011: The Link Clone army is defeated during the night while camped in farmland. Eyewitnesses report seeing chickens. #thelegendofzelda
@-MasterDex-: Actually, now that you mention it. I remember a no damage OoT run back in the day and the only time the guy got damaged was after beating Ganon for the vid, he ran back to Kakariko and got killed by Cuccos of Mass Destruction.
Ganon? Didn't he try to establish the Gerudo Desert in Iraq or was that Saddam?
@Boom-Chicka-Ah: Here to Create a Star Commenter Empire: When are people going to realize that it's not a hat? It's just a giant slug that enjoys the symbiotic relationship provided by his follicles. #thelegendofzelda
@Boom-Chicka-Ah: Here to Create a Star Commenter Empire: It updates too infrequently for me to remember any of the posts, but I'm sure somebody else thought of it before me. #thelegendofzelda
@Curse lily: Are those two girls, or two guys? Japan has me so confused these days...
I mean, I think I see Bweebs, but... Well, I've found an image of the guy from Gundam Wing that makes it look like he has breasts.... #thelegendofzelda
Just going to add to the hate-pile; why the hell was this deemed worthy of a link? The guy rates implied homosexuality as "creepier" than implied bestiality. The fuck?
This is a case of not one but two people reaching, and reaching badly at that, just to make their daily posting quota.
The amount of gay-bashing in this article is shocking. Okay, so Leon and Luis? Never took them as gay lovers but this jackass not only detects a faint homosexuality but he then declares it as a four-star level of discomfort. Why? They're just two men who barely interact in a video game. But even if they were gay lovers, I don't see how this is at all "uncomfortable" or "wrong." Kotaku should be ashamed for advertising this sick editorial of hate.
@jpd44: I'm not sure what's more disturbing, that, or the fact that this guy writes like HE'S ACTUALLY FUNNY.
But yeah, I didn't understand how he even came up with half that crap, let alone acted all 'hahagaylol' about it. It's not just somewhat of an editorial of hate, its a shitty and poorly written piece of garbage. I swore Kotaku was above publishing this sort of stuff.
@jpd44: Yup, agreed. The guy seems to look for - or maybe his warped mind just sees - 'creepiness' in everything. I think the fact that he detects paedophilia everywhere says more about him.
@stingjc: Or you were born past 1985. I think you really have to have been around to understand what Kurt Cobain was about or why this is so odd.
It's like trying to explain the 1980s to someone that wasn't there. All they can think of is crap cartoons and neon, when in reality it was really something very different.
@Paul_Is_Drunk: Don't forget the poofy hair. I lived the 80s, I listened to his music, and I don't get the Cobain thing either. He's dead. So what? Why is that a big deal? Games are filled with dead people.
@Paul_Is_Drunk: I was indeed born pre-1985. I just don't see his glamour, I guess. Committing suicide doesn't make someone immortal in my mind, I guess.
@Baff: The first Nirvana album was released in 1989. The reason they say you have to be born pre-1985 is because otherwise you weren't old enough to be a fan while he was still alive. He's definitely a 90s thing.
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2010: Japanese government announces the world is filled with evil. Japan names gingers as the root of all the evil, naming Scotland and Ireland as the birthplace of the taint.
Febuary 1st, 2011: After a breakdown in negotiations with Scotland and Ireland, Japan declares war on the evils of the world and puts Operation Zelda into effect.
June 25th, 2011: The Link clone army attacks Ireland and Scotland, no ginger is left alive. The day is remembered as Dead Red Day.
July 11th, 2011: The Link Clone army is defeated during the night while camped in farmland. Eyewitnesses report seeing chickens. #thelegendofzelda
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@jimmuhpage: The chickens can never be defeated, their numbers are too large, their fury too strong, they are Links greatest enemy!
@Brain.wav: Don't worry, I hear one escaped. They call him Ganon. #thelegendofzelda
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Ganon? Didn't he try to establish the Gerudo Desert in Iraq or was that Saddam?
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Information...
KILL. KILL. KILL.
Like something out of a horror wax museum...
I thought we were past Halloween? D:
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@(Starman) Mudkip [Happy 40th, Sesame Street!]: Heck sure why not, i'm down for some killing...let me get my car ^_^ #thelegendofzelda
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@Curse lily: DEAR GOD THAT IS BIG D:
And I'm all for it, madam! Join with my chair and we'll conquer the universe, surrounded by the permeable aroma of vilence and gore!
[I also found this cool piece of art while browsing on DevArt: [fc01.deviantart.net]] #thelegendofzelda
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@(Starman) Mudkip [Happy 40th, Sesame Street!]: Sorry but i don't trust Cybermens and their converting people into robots trick.
I'll stick with my old friend K-9 #thelegendofzelda
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@Curse lily: Aww K-9 looks terribly cute! ^_^
Uhh... I mean... Can your little precious dog save you from the Isolus mythical beast?
^__^''' <---- sweatdrop #thelegendofzelda
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@(Starman) Mudkip [Happy 40th, Sesame Street!]: It save me from this little creepy guy.
Man just looking at this picture sends chills down my spine, i don't even know why i have it. #thelegendofzelda
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@Curse lily: Ha! Nothing can save you from the nanomachines...
Now imagine Victorian-era Cybermen designing nanobots...
OH SHIT moment for ya. #thelegendofzelda
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@(Starman) Mudkip [Happy 40th, Sesame Street!]: ......*gulp* #thelegendofzelda
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@Curse lily: You silly naughty girl... don't make me pull out the Weeping Angel card on you, remember that? #thelegendofzelda
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@(Starman) Mudkip [Happy 40th, Sesame Street!]: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...! #thelegendofzelda
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@Curse lily: That's right, we've got you RIGHT where we want you now...
Sontaran 9th Sigma Batallion! BATTLE FORMATIONS!!!~~
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@(Starman) Mudkip [Happy 40th, Sesame Street!]: Ha! foolish peasant, you think that you're a match for me...the goddess of war!! #thelegendofzelda
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@Curse lily: Hmm... an interesting specimint predicamint if I ever saw one...
However! Can you counter the life-draining force of the almighty Fendahl Core?! #thelegendofzelda
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@(Starman) Mudkip [Happy 40th, Sesame Street!]: ^_^ #thelegendofzelda
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@Curse lily: !!!
Amazing! You actually DO know your Doctor Who fluff.
You're a smart woman, I'll tell you that.
Well well well, looks like it's time for the Toclafane to come in! MUAHAHA...
Please don't turn my army into brain preserves. :( #thelegendofzelda
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@(Starman) Mudkip [Happy 40th, Sesame Street!]: This could be amusing....for a second or two. #thelegendofzelda
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@Curse lily: Aww are we already quitting on the Doctor Who war now? :)
...Which means I win! w00t!!! #thelegendofzelda
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@(Starman) Mudkip [Happy 40th, Sesame Street!]: lol yeah i guess you won.
Well i'm tired and this headache is not going away, so we're going to sleep. Goodnight (^3^) #thelegendofzelda
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Ah well, I'll just call it a truce and we can start over on TAY tomorrow, OK? ^_~ #thelegendofzelda
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I mean, I think I see Bweebs, but... Well, I've found an image of the guy from Gundam Wing that makes it look like he has breasts.... #thelegendofzelda
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@Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair): lol don't go looking for Gundam 00 pictures then, you will surely be disappointed (^_~)
Yeah they are girls from a anime called [Maria-sama ga Miteru]
Left: youko
Right: sei
Here have a better picture of them ^_^ #thelegendofzelda
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@Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition ([k]): Aww! you made Ganon smile ^_^
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WHERE IS THE JUSTICE IN THAT. D: #thelegendofzelda
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This is a case of not one but two people reaching, and reaching badly at that, just to make their daily posting quota.
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Jade and her uncle Pey'j the pig from Beyond Good and Evil;
The Nameless One and sidekick Morte the flying skull from Planescape: Torment.
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But yeah, I didn't understand how he even came up with half that crap, let alone acted all 'hahagaylol' about it. It's not just somewhat of an editorial of hate, its a shitty and poorly written piece of garbage. I swore Kotaku was above publishing this sort of stuff.
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It's like trying to explain the 1980s to someone that wasn't there. All they can think of is crap cartoons and neon, when in reality it was really something very different.
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Cobain was more of a 90s thing anyway.
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