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    Here's Why You Should Hide Your Lancer On Christmas Eve

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    Image of Seiven Seiven
    12/24/08

    In reply to Here's Why You Should Hide Your Lancer On Christmas Eve
    disturbing and creepy only begin to describe that look on her face at the end
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    Image of Talleh Talleh
    12/24/08

    In reply to Here's Why You Should Hide Your Lancer On Christmas Eve
    That would have been better if she had grenade tagged him from behind. Or maybe hid a grenade in with the cookies. Or maybe shoe the orbital lazer down the chimney as he came down. Oh the possibilities for fictional character brutality...
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    Image of Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation
    12/23/08

    In reply to Here's Why You Should Hide Your Lancer On Christmas Eve
    ....Why did she do that? :(
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    Image of NoBullet NoBullet
    12/23/08

    In reply to Here's Why You Should Hide Your Lancer On Christmas Eve
    The blood and milk was a nice touch.
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    Image of KamikazeSailor KamikazeSailor
    12/23/08

    In reply to Here's Why You Should Hide Your Lancer On Christmas Eve
    It'd be funnier if it was an accident or something... like, there's no reason for it... I don't really understand what's happening and it hurts me.
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    Image of LllusionX Mailed the Fission LllusionX Mailed the Fission
    12/23/08

    In reply to Here's Why You Should Hide Your Lancer On Christmas Eve
    does this mean soulja boi was right about the lancer being for newbs(noobs)?
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    Image of jjammerzs jjammerzs
    12/23/08

    In reply to Here's Why You Should Hide Your Lancer On Christmas Eve
    mmmm am I the only one that thought the Gears of War cookie looked appetizing?
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    Image of MrBionic MrBionic
    12/23/08

    @jjammerzs: Nope. I have such a huge craving for icing covered sugar cookies right now. *gglllaarrgghh*
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    Image of Daisuash can´t comment and doesn´t know why :( Daisuash can´t comment and doesn´t know why :(
    12/23/08

    In reply to Here's Why You Should Hide Your Lancer On Christmas Eve
    So sad they tried too hard to make this video work and they failed miserably. It´s not funny and makes no sense. FAIL.
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    Daisuash can´t comment and doesn´t know why :( was starred Daisuash can´t comment and doesn´t know why :( was unstarred
    Image of QualityJeverage QualityJeverage
    12/23/08

    @Daisuash: Daisuash has spoken. Everyone else, you are no longer allowed to find this entertaining.


    Please look for the Daisuash Seal of Approval on all products before deciding to enjoy them.

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    Image of TheLAG TheLAG
    12/23/08

    @Daisuash:

    Eeh, making sense is last decade, dood.

    Look at shows like "How I met your Mother" and "Family Guy". Not much sense there either.
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    Image of woons woons
    12/23/08

    @TheLAG:


    Not much funny, either.

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    Image of Bialia Bialia
    12/23/08

    @woons: Oh god, people like you do exist!


    I'm so relieved.

     Reply
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    Image of Cochese: Now with moxie. Cochese: Now with moxie.
    12/23/08

    In reply to Here's Why You Should Hide Your Lancer On Christmas Eve
    daughter*
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    Image of okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
    12/23/08

    @Cochese: He does have plenty of doters too. Nothing says love like a legion of adult males spreading eagle to accept you because you made an awesome game ;)
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    okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) was starred okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) was unstarred
    Image of apz600 apz600
    12/23/08

    In reply to Here's Why You Should Hide Your Lancer On Christmas Eve
    I hate moping the floor.
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    Image of apz600 apz600
    12/23/08

    @apz600: And now I'm going to look like the idiot.

    Thanks Jim!
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    Image of Jim Reilly Jim Reilly
    12/23/08

    @apz600: Merry Christmas!
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    Image of Altima NEO Altima NEO
    12/01/08

    In reply to Gun "Enthusiast" Makes Real Gears Lancer That Can Really Kill You
    Whoa, thats a lot of chainsaw.
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    Image of Atheist Jew Atheist Jew
    12/01/08

    In reply to Gun "Enthusiast" Makes Real Gears Lancer That Can Really Kill You
    Cute, but a doubt a battery-operated chainsaw is going to have the cutting power to saw through a ribcage.
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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    12/01/08

    In reply to Gun "Enthusiast" Makes Real Gears Lancer That Can Really Kill You
    Let it be said now and forever that this monstrosity was the conception of a man with waay too much time on his hands and too little limbs...and if anything bad or tragic should be the outcome of this, it is not the fault of Epic, Dude Huge or video games in anyway...


    Thanks,


    Concerned Gamer

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    Image of excaliburps excaliburps
    12/01/08

    In reply to Gun "Enthusiast" Makes Real Gears Lancer That Can Really Kill You
    Is it wrong that I want one of these? Though the temptation to use it would be too great I presume.


    "That traffic asshole giving you the finger?"

    Well after this not anymore!

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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    12/01/08

    @excaliburps: With great powers comes great responsibilities...
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    Image of Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians. Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians.
    12/01/08

    In reply to Gun "Enthusiast" Makes Real Gears Lancer That Can Really Kill You
    Unwieldy to say the least. I tried this a while back and simply couldn't find a proper size saw that wasn't heavy as all shit. Plus even the cheapest chain saw is loaded with 'saftey features' meaning in combat the chain's likely to kick or run off of the bar before you get a inch into the victim.
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    Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians. was starred Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians. was unstarred
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