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See Snake Bake A Cake

Snake, cake, a children's book and a naughty ending? For Kotaku After Dark? Why, it couldn't capture the spirit of the times better if it had a Zeitgeistmatron 3000. Called "Snake Bakes a Cake", it's the work of both Ms. Anne Moloney & a Mr. Foley, who somehow manage to take a charming story about baking a cake and turn it into (mildly) erotic, illustrated Metal Gear fan fiction. Being (mildly) erotic, anyone aghast at the thought of seeing Snake's derrière should probably not click through. More »

4:00 AM on Tue Jun 24 2008
By Luke Plunkett
17,667 views, 85 comments

Latest by YUYU: Sexy more »

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Aaron Greenberg: Ladies Man

It’s Kotaku After Dark. Time to set the mood. This should about do it! You may normally know him as Microsoft’s Director of Product Management for Xbox 360 and Xbox Live, but tonight (well, at GDC, but oldies can still be goodies), no. No, tonight, Aaron Greenberg’s playing the P.I.M.P. with a couple of Penthouse Pets, discussing the kinda shit he likes to get up to in the hot-tub. Yes, really. Sadly the vid's not embeddable, so you'll have to hit the link.

In Bed With The Pets: Aaron Greenberg, Part II [Das Gamer]

4:30 AM on Tue Jun 17 2008
By Luke Plunkett
6,542 views, 40 comments

Latest by Ehardergardens: Can't see the video at the moment, but from the photo and things he has said in the past, he seems like quite a liability for MS to have him in PR. Embarrassing. more »

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Portal After Dark

When Chell wakes up in Portal and needs to get herself out of a pickle, she wakes up wearing an orange jumpsuit and some snappy robotic chicken legs. They're both comfortable and practical. But what if she'd woken up with...less gear? A surprisingly tasteful artist's impression of this possible scenario awaits you. Unless you're at work, that is, because like many other works of art, this one's not safe for the office. More »

12:00 AM on Mon May 5 2008
By Luke Plunkett
117,155 views, 179 comments

Latest by n/a: @Kayeliminal Antithesis: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more »

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God of War PSP Sex Scene Trailer Skips To The Good Part

Here's something you should've seen coming a mile away—a nipple-filled threesome mini-game in Ready At Dawn's PSP title God of War: Chains of Olympus. Outside of a polygonal pair of boobs, don't expect much more than a suggestive candle-as-phallus bobbing about on a crate, occasionally ejaculating hot wax. Suffice it to say, it's not safe for work, if only for the banging and moaning sounds, but mostly for the digital ta-tas.

6:20 PM on Wed Feb 13 2008
By Michael McWhertor
22,676 views, 135 comments

Latest by --Core--: I'd like to have that candle holder...pretty cool. more »

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How Poland Was Sold On Halo 3 (NSFW)

Not with Mountain Dew, or soppy commercials, or signs behind trees. No, when Poland needs to know how great Halo 3 is, they go the direct route: they crack out the slutty models. This is Ania. Ania may or may not love Halo 3, we'll never know! But when Polish lads mag CKM called, said they wanted her to frolic with the game, the 360 and its associated peripherals, Ania answered. With gusto. Verve, even. Click through to see just how much verve. But be warned. It's totally, utterly NSFW. Bare flesh, wireless wheel straddling and pointing fish abound! More »

12:00 AM on Fri Nov 23 2007
By Luke Plunkett
49,181 views, 95 comments

Latest by genebeef: @Kight: wow, you must really hate the 360 for that comment more »

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Swinging Singles, The NSFW Arcade Game

The official MAME site contains a mission statement that speaks of the emulator's ongoing development serving "educational [and] preservation purposes" to "prevent many historical games from disappearing forever once the hardware they run on stops working." It's not just a way for pirates and ne'er do wells to laugh in the face of intellectual property. MAME certainly lives up to its mission by giving us a look at something few of us would have been able to experience in 1983, the adult arcade game Swinging Singles by Ent Ent Ltd. It make look like a crude Pac-Man clone, but when your instructions are "drive through maze and try to reach an orgy house" and "avoid V.D. and others get key and go to room for fun" you know you're in for a fun sexy time. More »

7:40 PM on Thu Oct 4 2007
By Michael McWhertor
4,823 views, 9 comments

Latest by essko: rofl. more »

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Finally, A Somewhat New Kasumi Figure

It feels like it's been days since we were treated to a new Dead or Alive babe immortalized in polyvinyl chloride. The long, cruel drought is over, thank Lord Itagaki, as Max Factory has released the fourth repaint of its extremely popular (I suppose) Kasumi figure, this time to commemorate the release of the Dead or Alive movie, which was in American theaters for unexpectedly long two weeks. That's why this version is dubbed the "Hollywood Blue" Kasumi.

If you're up to your ears in Kasumi toys and need something off the beaten path, why not pick up Max Factory's equally chesty Mai Shiranui sculpt?

DOA Hollywood Blue Kasumi [Moeyo]

1:00 AM on Tue Jul 24 2007
By Michael McWhertor
8,077 views, 37 comments

Latest by Brocklesocks: I find it disturbing what Japanese culture finds attractive. Cartoons of idealized cartoon woman bodies with faces of children. C'mon, seriously. more »

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DOAX's Kasumi Paint Job Studied

If you're going to drop nearly 8200 yen (about $70 American) each on Kotobukiya's Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Kasumi PVC figures, you're entitled to see how that paint job turned out. More »

8:40 PM on Mon Apr 2 2007
By Michael McWhertor
4,450 views, 12 comments

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Announcement: Ashcraft Is... Night Editor!

We have a promotion! In an effort to let our esteemed editor Brian Crecente sleep for four hours a night instead of three, the management have seen fit to grant our man in Japan, contributing Wired editor and sixteen month Kotaku vet Brian Ashcraft the title of Night Editor. More »

7:20 PM on Mon Feb 5 2007
By Michael McWhertor
393 views, 32 comments