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    Image of magnakaiser magnakaiser
    10/28/09

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    10/28/09

    In reply to 10-Year-Old's Video Game Reporting Featured On Today Show
    He loses major points for using video of the crappy Atari version of Pac-Man, but kids that age probably don't even know what Pac-Man is supposed to look like anyway... #todayshow
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    10/28/09

    @magnakaiser: It came out on something other than Atari!?1 (kidding) #todayshow
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    10/28/09

    @avconsumer2: You're dating yourself more by acknowledging the Atari version more than anything :p #todayshow
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    10/28/09

    @magnakaiser: Indeed. Should've thrown in a "what's an... "arcade?"" in there. ;) #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    In reply to 10-Year-Old's Video Game Reporting Featured On Today Show
    You know, for a little kid it's not bad. I don't know why but I can't help but think of the "I like turtles" kid. #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    In reply to 10-Year-Old's Video Game Reporting Featured On Today Show
    The first video arcade game was Pong? This kid needs to do his research!

    The first video ARCADE game was computer space... FOOL! and Pong was just a rip-off of Ralph Baer's Table Tennis game on the magnavox odyssey. #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    In reply to 10-Year-Old's Video Game Reporting Featured On Today Show
    Seeing "By Stephen Totilo" next to the article, I skipped to the end assuming it was another one of his video featurettes.

    Which brings me to my question: when did Totilo grow so much hair? Is his secret related to Crecente's recent visit? #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    In reply to 10-Year-Old's Video Game Reporting Featured On Today Show
    Miguel has nothing on this #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    @Soldier_CLE: That's what MTV is doing these days? #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    @Soldier_CLE:

    God I miss Wondershowzen. I *think* they also made something after that using 3D graphics about a shamanic man-bird hybrid or something... #todayshow
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    Image of Mr. F Mr. F
    10/27/09

    In reply to 10-Year-Old's Video Game Reporting Featured On Today Show
    umm.... wii? club pengion? guitar hero? STOP these are the wrong games!!!!

    ok well maybe not wii, but I thought I'd just throw it in there.... at least the classics were mentioned!

    anyone else think his voice is way too low for a 10 year old? #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    @Mr. F: His vocal cadences seemed pretty affected, to sound like a television reporter. Perhaps he was lowering his voice as much as possible, too, for that Ted Baxter essence. #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    In reply to 10-Year-Old's Video Game Reporting Featured On Today Show
    I like turtles. #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    In reply to 10-Year-Old's Video Game Reporting Featured On Today Show
    Not bad for a little kid, only if he got his facts right... #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    @Shinkirou: Pong wasn't the first game. #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    @BubbleF**kingBuddy: That's right... Rock Rock Rock Lizard Rock was the first game. #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    @(zombie) buddhathing:
    tennis for two wasn't it? #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    @cheesetruncheon: Oh, did he say video games? I didn't think so, but if that's what we're discussing, Tennis for Two was made 10 years after the Cathode Ray Tube Amusement Device, filed for patent in January, 1947. #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    In reply to 10-Year-Old's Video Game Reporting Featured On Today Show
    "Could we learn some lessons here?"

    You'll never go national until your exploit Crecente's kids more. #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    @endaround:
    This is actually young Brian Crecente teleported from the past and posing as the child Owen Migel.

    Unfortunately, since he doesn't have the +3 suave goatee, his abilities are hampered. :( #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    @DigitalHero: Crecente actually had a full goatee by the 3rd grade. He just shaved for TV, because the actual news anchors would be put to shame. #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    In reply to 10-Year-Old's Video Game Reporting Featured On Today Show
    Key words: "when used properly"
    nothing like "Yeah bitch faggot ima head shot ur ass into your mama's pussy you shoot like a girl you faggoty fag fag nigga bitch sucka"
    I'm surprised a kid who's the same age like kids from my example can raise a few good points on the pros of video games. #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    In reply to 10-Year-Old's Video Game Reporting Featured On Today Show
    He was playing with drums on Guitar Hero III?!? #todayshow
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    10/27/09

    @Y-bot: The haxx0rz. :o #todayshow
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    Just read that first link and wow. If Fox News thought Mass Effect was bad they'll never give this a rest.

    Of course I have no objection to graphic content or the game itself. Sounds interesting if anything. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    Aren't you supposed to EAT babies? I know I do, you can eat the bones and everything since they're so soft. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @WiNg0o: Yes. Killing babies for sport is just wrong. How long before babies are extinct just like the buffalo before them... #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    Most of your readership kills* millions of babies every day. I don't see the problem here.

    *because they masturbate.

    note: this is reposted. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @Conrad: Naw thats sperm being killed. Just saying. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @Conrad: POTENTIAL babies. And really only one per jerk off session. Unless of course one was looking to artificially inseminate several women, or was going to be "lucky" enough to be "blessed" with mul-tuplets. #dantesinferno
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    Image of ph15h ph15h
    10/15/09

    @excel_excel: Reckless abandonment. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @2NinjasTapedTogether: You can have more then one baby per ejaculate. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @ph15h is not amused: ha, well.....yeah! #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @Conrad: which is where the part about mul-tuplets comes in. And the blessing. #dantesinferno
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    10/16/09

    @2NinjasTapedTogether: Yeah I caught it after I posted my response. My bad. Still...

    Go Masturbation! #dantesinferno
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    10/16/09

    @excel_excel: Not every sperm is sacred. #dantesinferno
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    10/16/09

    @Conrad: HELL YEAH! #dantesinferno
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