Here is the Worst Sports Theme of All Time, Video Game or Otherwise

It is 2006. You are 2K Sports, the newly created challenger to EA Sports » 5/24/12 9:00pm 5/24/12 9:00pm. You've been cleaved from Sega, bought up by Take-Two, given an exclusive license to make Major League Baseball games. You're young and ready, lean and hungry, ready to establish a new order. The title card announcing games under the new 2K…