Kotaku: jubblies

New Soul Calibur IV Character, Has Sharp Nipples

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:30:00 MDT

The recent issue of monthly manga Shonen Ace has a first look at new spiky-bobbie Soul Calibur IV character Angol Fia. She's was designed by famed mangaka Mine Yoshizaki, best known for creating Keroro Gunso (Sgt. Frog), and Fia is somehow connected to that universe's Angol Mois. Mois's mother was named "Tia," so hrm... Hit the jump for a pin-up style look at Angol Fia, pointy nipples and all.

She's got spiky boots, too! Wait a sec, there's a theme going on here...

Thanks, Alberto!

First Look At Witch Touching Game Sequel

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:00:14 MDT

You thought SNK would stop at only one witch touching game? You thought wrong! That's right, SNK's Akihabara branch brings us Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 2 Duo. That's right, we're once again witch hunting and poking boobs, but this time around there are twins and a red-headed chick with swords! From the looks of these SNK certainly seems to have turned up the risky channel on the erotic game dial. Screens below.

Doki Doki 2 [Hatimaki]

Yet, Another Jubblie Game Display (Endless!)

Brian Ashcraft — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:00:11 MST

Yes, it's that time again. Time for another episode of Amazing Erotic Game Displays! Previously, we've covered this NSFW ground before with the likes of The Chikan Express, Married Women Harem and Oppai Baka. Huh. All jubblie-related! This latest one is no different. The in-store display for PC erotic game Oppai Life (Boob Life) actually invites customers to "touch." Heck, there's even a GIANT ARROW to drive the point home. You know, in case someone gets confused and touches the billboard's edges or something. Slightly NSFW gallery below:

Oppai Life [Akiba OS]

Wii Boobs (So Old), Dreamcast Moobs (So New)

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:00:55 MST

Know this: Hot Tears of Shame is equal opportunity. Hot Tears of Shame doesn't care if it's featuring jubblies or ding-dongs — just as long as it's embarrassing or shameful. We've got two HTOS clips to prove just that! One involves a fat dude in his underwear playing Samba De Amigo, and the other features a naked woman playing Wii Sports. But since we've already seen naked women playing Wii Sports (so old!), we recommend checking out the fat dude's man boobs first. What's more, the naked lady clip (starring Penthouse Pet Shay Laren) doesn't really feature that much gaming. We feel kinda ripped off. There is real bowling, though. Oh, both clips aren't sorta Not Safe For Work, they're TOTALLY Not Safe For Work.

Hit the jump for the shameful and embarrassing clips.

Topless Girl [Giz]
Topless/Bottomless DC [Giz]

Doki Doki Majo Manga Out Dirties DS Game

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:00:18 MST

We're overdue, it's been too long. Time for a Doki Doki Majo Shinpan post! The naughty DS game that let players "touch" 13 year old witches wasn't nearly as dirty as it sounds. That's what the Doki Doki Majo manga is for! The comic version has been serialized, but now a book collection is on sale in Den-Den Town and Akihabara. It's not totally explicit, it's just rather slimy.

Gallery after the jump. Proceed with caution!

Majo Shinpan Comic [Ota Road]

Dead or Alive Mugs With 3D Humps

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:00:51 MST

Dead or Alive isn't only about fighting. Oh, no. It's about other things as well. Things like boobs and boob physics. There's no dead to beat around the bush, we know this, you know this and more importantly Banpresto knows this. An upcoming prize in Banpresto arcade redemption games, Dead or Alive Extreme 2 jubblie mugs will be available in Japanese arcades. Kasumi, Ayane and Hitomi are representative. Hit the jump for an embarrassing hands on impression of the Hitomi mug cup.

Just look at that fingernail. It's so dirty.
Dead or Alive Mug [Banpresto Prize Blog via Hobby Blog]

In-Store Jubblies Have Come to This

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:00:07 MST

It must be evolution. In-store erotic game boob displays have gone from this to this. And now, THIS. Those jubblies are promoting embarrassing PC game The Wife Milking Store. What's more, they are actually a shameful toy. And that red ribbon? Well, that's a red ribbon.

For intrepid travelers, hit the jump for a close-up of said toy. A very NSFW one at that!

Boob Toy Display [Akiba Blog]

Japan's Biggest Jubblie Mouse Pad

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:00:52 MDT

Computer erotic games getting jubblie mousepads is nothing new. Then again, ero title Voluptuous Women Doctor Enjoy (NSFW) is getting just any old mouse pad, but a rather "real" reproduction of character Mizuki Onda's ample ampleness. This particular pad is a thirty percent size increase over other boob pads, making this this the most busty erotic gaming mouse pad on the market. It makes the other mouse pads feel bad about themselves! It goes on sale this December for ¥4,995 (US $44). Extremely embarrassing NSFW pics after the jump. You've been warned!

The black boxes say "jishuku," which means something like "self-restraint."

Thirty percent is a difference you don't only feel, but can see!
More Pics [Medio Blog via Heisei Democracy]

Did 17th Century Japanese Doms Wear This?

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:00:39 MDT

MAKES NO SENSE. Those familiar with Toshihiro Nagoshi and his skin will not be shocked. The third installment in the series features what looks like a dominatrix in red leather clothes. In "Waterfall Training," the main character can get new skills if he is able to overcome his shameful desires. It's based on button pushing, so it actually more timing based than actually repression sure urges. Though, what's up with the gal's get-up? This PS3 exclusive is set in the 1605 Kyoto — no way they had shiny vinyl back then!
Ryu Ga Gotoku 3 Systems [Famitsu]

Build Your Own Jubblie Display

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:00:59 MDT

Remember this? Rather, remember these? Sure ya do! Now, you can build your own embarrasing display. That's right, you too can lovingly craft a saggy Married Women Harem display to impress friends and family. Here's what you need:

• Sheet of A3-size printer paper
• Color printer
• Pair of breast-shaped sponges
• Bra
• Glue
• Box cutter
• Needle and thread

Breast-shaped sponges? What do breast-shaped sponges look like? Your totally NSFW answer after the jump! (Along with the how-to's exciting conclusion.)

1. Print the background illustration on A3 size paper using the provided PDF
2. Glue the printed sheet to the foam board and cut around the character outline
3. Glue the sponges to the board, aligning with the lower edge of the breasts and trimming to the proper size
4. Mount the bra over the sponges and sew it in place.

And let's face it, if you have to ask where you can buy breast-shaped sponges, these instructions are probably not directed at you.
How to Here [NSFW via Heisei Democracy]

The Jubblies of Conan

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:00:49 MDT

Mature-rated Conan for the Xbox 360 and the PS3 feature rampant boobs. Just about every level has a topless damsel in distress that needs to be saved. After freeing them, the lady says, "Let me repay you" and Conan kinda stands there for a moment. The developer says "no," but there's gotta be a shameful Easter Egg, there's gotta.

Attack of the Killer Jubblies

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:00:20 MDT

Kotaku After Dark readers, top heavy avatars incoming! PC game Oppai Slider 2 (yes, it's a sequel!) lets players create massive jubblies and then seal the deed. As far as I can tell that's about it. Here's the game's flow chart: Start, choose character, choose player, "slider" (boob customization), sex scene, ending. There's something refreshing about how blunt this game is. That, and something very, very naughty. There are way too many shameful patch-enabled clips of "unlocked boob limits" after the jump. Apparently far more freakazoid than the actual game stuff. There's floor cleaning, too! Click at your own risk!!

Oppai Slider 2 [Official Site]

Kotaku Readers Like Cats Better Than Jubblies

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:00:42 MDT

Here it is, the winning entry for out World in Conflict contest. *Applause* We received tons of entries and had a super strong showing from our finalists. Good work everyone! So, cat person, come on down and send us an email at kotakucontestATgmail.com to claim your loot! Everyone else, don't!

Full Doki Doki Majo Shinpan Trailer

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 23:00:26 MDT

Here is the relatively new Doki Doki Majo Shinpan trailer, which is same one that's been playing in Japanese game retailers. Besides touching, it features sweat vacuuming, Panda stealing, pom-pom deflecting and boob flicking. Yup, think that about covers it!

Flick Jubblies In Doki Doki Majo Shinpan

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:00:56 MDT

You've seen the stills, now see the moving images. Here's footage of the Doki Doki Majo Shinpan in-store trailer. The super cruddy camera quality makes it, I dunno, more seedy. You should still be able to decipher what's going on: touching. Like with anything erotic, the money shot is at the end. Brian Ashcraft

Doki Doki Trailer [Japanator]

Doki Doki Majo Shinpan Retail Trailer Features Touching

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:40:01 MDT

Doki doki fever! An in-store trailer for Doki Doki Majo Shinpan has surfaced. As suspected, stills from the clip show the stylus touching clothed jubblies — doubt it will get any saucier than that, though! There are also collectible Doki Doki Majo Shinpan telephone cards appearing at stores around the country, too. Interesting fact: besides the English website, Chinese and Korean Majo Shinpan sites also exist. Does that mean the game is going global? Maybe! So do not be surprised if SNK shifts focus to Doki Doki and never makes another King of Fighters game. Like ever. Brian Ashcraft

Trailer [Senaka Blog]
Phone Card [Akiba OS]

Jubblies, Truth In...

Brian Ashcraft — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:00:49 MDT

When the display for erotic computer game Boob Fool went up in Den-Den Town, the faux jubblies were put behind plexi-glass so nerds couldn't touch. But, what about the Akihabara displays? Nope! The above sign invites all-you-can-squeeze, but reminds all to be gentle. Life-size cardboard cut-outs were placed in Akiba retailer Sofmap to help, err, promote the game. For readers afraid of t-shirts and plastic, pics of this advertising insanity tastefully placed after the jump. Brian Ashcraft

Oppai Baka [Akiba OS]

Porn Star Tera Patrick Talks Gaming

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 23 May 2007 02:00:02 MDT

Does starring in adult films affect your brain? Let's ask superstar Tera Patrick, who's appeared in seventy plus pornos. And since, we're a game site, how about some game questions via Gamerhelp.com. Tera, what titles appeal to you?

I personally have a thing for most of the Dead or Alive girls. I also love Rumble Roses. The way they bounce really gets me going.

Titles, Tera, we said "titles." Let's imagine a gamer wanted to ask you out. What's the best approach?

Don't try to hide your dorkiness. Use a pickup line like 'want to play with my joystick?'

NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER. Elsewhere, Tera mentions how the adult industry is "aching" for more sex games and that she once did an appearance at E3 creating a line "a mile long" of gamers who wanted to meet her. Ya think? Brian Ashcraft

Tera Patrick Interview [Gamerhelp]

Blue Dragon, The Metro-Sexual Manga

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:30:53 MDT

Ack! That sure ain't Toriyama's Blue Dragon. Rather, that's the art work of Takeshi Obata, the artist behind mega popular manga Death Note. Based off the Xbox 360 video game and written by Tsuneo Takano, Blue Dragon RalΩGrado has been making regular appearances in Weekly Shonen Jump since last December. The shirtless dude with nipple covers is mammary-loving "Ral." His blue dragon is named "Grado." The manga is now being published in book form. Hit the jump for a peek of Ral fondling a woman's jubblies. Brian Ashcraft

Blue Dragon Manga [Ota Road]

Best Non-Erotic Erotic Game Display Evar

Brian Ashcraft — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:00:58 MDT

Who needs jubblies when you've got robot toys? Spotted at Sofmap in Den-Den Town is this truly RAD display for upcoming erotic PC title Patro Vessel from May-Be Soft. Anyway, the game seems to be set in a crime-ridden city that causes cops to take to the skies and screw. Mega points for playing up the cool robots instead of the cartoon sex.

And yes, that embedded link above is NSFW. The one below ain't. Brian Ashcraft

Patrol Vessel Display [Ota Road]