Why? No, really? Why? Please tell me. I'm flummoxed.
Starting this month, Nintendo's Wii gets its own section and pitch people at The Sports Authority stores nationwide, part of a movement to help make the country more fit, the fitness chain's president told Kotaku this morning.
Hey, it's Jillian Michaels. You know here, she's a fitness guru. But she wasn't always a fitness guru.
Alright, well, if Wii Fit wasn't badass enough for you, now you can sign up to have your ass kicked by Jillian Michaels, whose "Fitness Ultimatum" for Wii (out next year) apparently involves an invisible Wiimote and a completely unforeseen monkey-bars peripheral. Graphics look a little clunky, but if you're dripping…