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    Chesty Jake Vs. The Ostriches

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    Image of Random J Random J
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chesty Jake Vs. The Ostriches
    Whenever I think of Ostriches, I think of THAT episode of 'Scrubs'.
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    Image of ph15h ph15h
    11/11/09

    In reply to Chesty Jake Vs. The Ostriches
    As long as the second one isn't called Warriors Within, you can have all the ostriches you want. #princeofpersia
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    Image of mcderek3000 mcderek3000
    11/11/09

    In reply to Chesty Jake Vs. The Ostriches
    I hope those ostriches didn't try to peck at his bulge. #princeofpersia
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Chesty Jake Vs. The Ostriches
    read the article again, but this time replace "ostrichs" with "black people" and try not to laugh. #princeofpersia
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    Image of Kris Kris
    11/10/09

    In reply to Chesty Jake Vs. The Ostriches
    What's that about an ostrich? Sorry, I was too busy being totally hypnotized by that lovely picture up there.... #princeofpersia
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    Image of denki denki
    11/10/09

    In reply to Chesty Jake Vs. The Ostriches
    Kotaku again creates a great band name, even though a band that would call themselves Chesty Jake Vs. The Ostriches would probably make music annoying as Smashmouth. #princeofpersia
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    Image of WonkersWatilla WonkersWatilla
    11/10/09

    In reply to Chesty Jake Vs. The Ostriches
    Brian Ashcraft is so gay for Jake Gyllenhaal. #princeofpersia
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    Nahir promoted this comment WonkersWatilla was starred WonkersWatilla was unstarred
    Image of Nahir Nahir
    11/11/09

    @WonkersWatilla: I think most of us are gay for Jake. Just look at that chest. Tasty. #princeofpersia
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    Image of EdificeComplex EdificeComplex
    11/10/09

    In reply to Chesty Jake Vs. The Ostriches
    Now, just picture one of them as Chesty Jake. #princeofpersia
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    Image of JibbyJam JibbyJam
    11/10/09

    @EdificeComplex: This is really great and appropriate because they use their chests to fight. #princeofpersia
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    Image of Shinta Shinta
    11/10/09

    In reply to Chesty Jake Vs. The Ostriches
    If it lives in nature, it can kill something. If it's big, it can kill something almost as big. I think cows are the only exception. #princeofpersia
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    Kris promoted this comment Shinta was starred Shinta was unstarred
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    11/10/09

    @Shinta: Maybe not the females, but a bull can fuck you up bad. #princeofpersia
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    Image of Evdor Evdor
    11/10/09

    @Shinta: You ever see a pissed off bull?

    also cattle stampede. #princeofpersia
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    Image of aNiMeMaN14 aNiMeMaN14
    11/10/09

    In reply to Chesty Jake Vs. The Ostriches
    FEAR THE OSTRICH.
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    Image of syafiqjabar of Mars syafiqjabar of Mars
    11/10/09

    In reply to Chesty Jake Vs. The Ostriches
    Ostriches are dangerous. They have armor-like breast bones because they kick each other with disembowelling force.

    I hope there will be the Prince riding them birds into battle. And those things better be available for the Red Faction movie. #princeofpersia
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    Image of Michael Dukakis Michael Dukakis
    11/10/09

    In reply to Chesty Jake Vs. The Ostriches
    They're these massive destructive creatures that can tear your heart out with their claws

    They found this out when the ostriches started chanting "Kali Ma" while watching Gyllenhaal closely. #princeofpersia
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    Image of madammina madammina
    11/10/09

    In reply to Chesty Jake Vs. The Ostriches
    His chest does not move me.

    And why in the world are OSTRICHES in this? If it's in the game let me know. (Haven't played)

    But, kudos for him getting into the ring with ostriches and doing his own stunts... at least here anyway. #princeofpersia
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    Image of Antiterra Antiterra
    11/10/09

    @madammina: Oh, yes, absolutely in the game. Sands Of Time was all about travelling back in time to eliminate the great-grandfather of the Ostrich King who would eventually bring about the Ostrich take-over of the world.
    So, yeah, completely canon.
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    Image of bakagaijin bakagaijin
    11/10/09

    @Antiterra: hmmm I don't know. That's a bit of ostrich dontcha think? #princeofpersia
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    Image of Antiterra Antiterra
    11/10/09

    @bakagaijin: Ha-ha! I'd almost unheart you so I could heart you again! XD #princeofpersia
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    Image of Kaminari Kaminari
    11/10/09

    @Antiterra:

    I sure remember them in World of Warcraft: The Wrath of the Ostrich King. #princeofpersia
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    Antiterra promoted this comment Kaminari was starred Kaminari was unstarred
    Image of Antiterra Antiterra
    11/10/09

    @Kaminari: Lich ostrichs... the stuff of nightmares... #princeofpersia
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    Image of RizzRustbolt RizzRustbolt
    11/11/09

    @Antiterra: You mean the Ostraliches?

    Scary stuff, them. #princeofpersia
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    Image of rich8606 rich8606
    11/04/09

    In reply to So How Many Boss Fights Will Prince of Persia Have?
    Wow, they're doing it, they're actually making what looks to be a decent VG movie. #princeofpersia
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    Image of Eckleberg Eckleberg
    11/04/09

    In reply to So How Many Boss Fights Will Prince of Persia Have?
    The problem here is they are taking the idiotic prince of the Sands of Time sequels, where a relationship is composed by the amount of glib comments you can make. The prince in Sands of time however was one of the few game characters who develops; from spoiled brat to hero. Not to mention the subtle development of his relationship with farrah. I dont really care for the film either way Patrice Desilets was the genius behind Pop:SoT, and his next piece of genius is out in two weeks... #princeofpersia
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    AJ Glasser promoted this comment Eckleberg was starred Eckleberg was unstarred
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