Kotaku 
Enter your username and password.
-
posts about #itsaliving more → 
Lots of Bad Career Choices in Fallout
Denver, 8:16 PM
Tue Dec 1
63 posts in the last 24 hours
Tip us:
Editor-In-Chief:
Brian Crecente
| AIM | Twitter
Deputy Editor:
Stephen Totilo
| AIM | Twitter
Senior Editor:
Michael McWhertor
| AIM | Twitter
Senior Contributing Editor, Japan:
Brian Ashcraft
| AIM | Twitter
Contributing Editor, East Coast:
Michael Fahey
| AIM | Twitter
Contributing Editor, Oceania:
Luke Plunkett
| AIM | Twitter
Contributing Editor, Weekends:
Owen Good
| AIM | Twitter
Correspondent, San Francisco:
AJ Glasser
| AIM | Twitter
Columnist:
Leigh Alexander
Columnist:
Tim Rogers
| posts about #itsaliving more → |
Lots of Bad Career Choices in Fallout |
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.
06/14/09
06/14/09
Bet he doesnt have the rights to all the gold coins he finds.
Damn it, he's a bad plumber, freaking mushrooms and turtles with wings in all his pipes... and shooting fireball down there...
I wouldnt hire him and neither would anyone else... he probably works for free and lives off mushrooms...
He deserves his crap, high all the time... dont even wanna know what 'stars' actually are...
I do, actually, Im just not gonna come up with something my self...
06/14/09
06/14/09
--Start of Transmission--
In Mushroom Kingdom, you gotta wonder why the pipes stick out of the ground like that. That's a pretty bad job on the constructor's part.
I mean, what happens to the waste when it reaches the top? Does it in any way accept objects/liquids, because I notice that the entrance is usually 10 feet into the air. If the pipe were to use some sort of pressurized system, then wouldn't we notice waste being expelled from the top/bottom? How do travelers manage to stay clean in pipes like that? The only possible way this could be possible is if the pipe system utilizes worm-hole technology, which one area is accessible from another in a split second. I notice that pipe travel is almost instantaneous, so this theory seems plausible.
But, ALL THIS comes from a world where Italian plumbers called Mario and Luigi, both brothers, help a princess of a kingdom where its citizens are mushroom-like 'Toads', of a world where there are magical mushrooms which are important in geographical, agricultural, economic, and social growth. The Mushroom Kingdom, which is a monarchy ruled by Princess Peach, co-exists alongside another kingdom ruled pre-dominantly by a turtle 'Koopa' race and the 'King of Koopas', King Bowser. The Mushroom Kingdom rules along 7 worlds where their territories exist. The Koopa Kingdom exists in the final 8th world. Although the Koopa Kingdom exists in one world, they extend their boundaries by terrorizing the Mushroom Kingdom's citizens and territories. Also, as there are many pipes to enter underground areas, the underground areas are inhabited mostly by minions of the Koopa Kingdom.
I expect a research team from Black Mesa following this strange universe. I am submitting a request for a high-priority research team to be there by 0900 hours, following a proper weapons check. I expect this world to provide a great benefit to our teleportation and super-soldier fields.
--End Transmission--
06/14/09
06/14/09
Fat man with closed eyes had it rough.
06/14/09
How on earth did he get so many families?
"We found this egg we don't know where it came from"
Perhaps somebody should take him aside and explain the pidgeys and the beedrills to him.
06/14/09
Thank you.. so much.. for that..
*collapses on floor*
06/14/09
06/14/09
06/14/09
06/14/09
I dunno, I wouldnt mind it. I mean, sure it would be short and insane, but it would also be AWESOME.
06/14/09
06/14/09
06/14/09
06/14/09
Or it would...if it wasn't...UNDA DA SEA.
06/14/09
06/14/09
At least, that's what wikipedia told me.
06/14/09
So that's what they mean when they say "fluffer-nutter," huh?
Anyhow, yeah, terrible job. I never did that when I did the pornstar sidequest in Fallout 2 though. Lucky me! I did come in here with Expert Excrement Expediter in mind and I was right, it's in there :D
06/14/09
The proper term for one of the best sandwiches ever created is Fluff-a-Nutter.
06/15/09
06/15/09
Darn I fail ... I just checked myself!!!
LOL, screw you urban dictionary!
06/14/09
06/14/09
06/14/09
Or she?
06/14/09
06/14/09
It's that kind of stuff that really makes Fallout stand apart from many games. You could pimp your wife out too! So much fun ....