It's not just human nipples that can enjoy the safety and security of the new iPhone's "fingerprint" scanners. Cats can now also sleep easy knowing their contacts and messages are accessible only to those with matching pawprints.
Today a powerful typhoon bringing heavy winds and torrential rains hit Japan. Flash flood warnings hit parts of the country and in certain areas, people were ordered to evacuate. This was serious stuff. So, how the hell are you supposed to wait for a new iPhone?