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    Image of Strangelove Strangelove
    06:23 AM

    In reply to Google's New OS Runs On Metal Gear
    I read the Google OS won't have a hard drive, and instead will have a internal flash drive as well as storing most of your information online.

    Yeah, that's exactly what I want is my personal information available for the company to scour and hackers to crack. They can say it will be secure and private all they want, I'm not buying it.
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    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    07:41 AM

    @Strangelove: You have email yeah?
    And possibly a facebook account or similar?
    Maybe a youtube account, or flickr account?
    You use Google, Bing, Yahoo?
    If you answered yes to any of those, or similar features. Well done your privacy has been breached, by yourself.

    You are one of 6.8 billion people on this planet, I don't think Google find you particularly important or noteworthy to them unless you have a IT start-up company. So don't worry, you'll just be some random numbers to them.
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    Image of tim rogers tim rogers
    11:58 AM

    @Strangelove: You know what else hackers can crack?

    Your computer! After someone breaks into your house and steals it!
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    Image of Floxcie Floxcie
    01:51 PM

    @Strangelove: You don't have to buy Google Chrome OS like Windows, it's free. ;-)
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    Image of Strangelove Strangelove
    03:25 PM

    @Floxcie: @grimdeath9740: @GreyFox311: @tim rogers: @jasongw: @RgvXavi: @natetehgreat: @ShamanNY: @MisterSquared: @deanbmmv: @Kamatari+:

    Don't care. I don't need any more of my information stored on the internets. I fully realize there is personal information stored on a myriad of websites and services. But here's another problem: What if your internet is down? What access to your computer and information do you retain? Moveover, I don't like the concept of web-based storage in general.
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    Image of Orionsaint Orionsaint
    12:51 AM

    In reply to Google's New OS Runs On Metal Gear
    Cloud computing is the future!
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    Image of GrieVelorn GrieVelorn
    12:55 AM

    @Orionsaint: Never! I hate having to rely on someone else for my OS to run, what if they get hacked? What if they go down? What if they lose all their data? NO! I rather be safe knowing that I could still run my computer on my terms.
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    Image of Zolbrod Zolbrod
    12:12 AM

    In reply to Google's New OS Runs On Metal Gear

    There's only ONE link between the words "coffee" and "boss":
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    Image of Luke Plunkett Luke Plunkett
    01:35 AM


    @Zolbrod: Correction. TWO links.
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    Image of Zolbrod Zolbrod
    01:41 AM

    @Luke Plunkett: Touché!

    #speakup
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    Image of Koztah Koztah
    09:05 AM


    @Luke Plunkett: Four Links!

    Wait, what are we talking about?
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    Image of crunks crunks
    12:12 AM

    In reply to Google's New OS Runs On Metal Gear
    Much like the rest of the male population, Big Boss is absolutely terrified of Twilight vampires.
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    Image of QualityJeverage QualityJeverage
    12:12 AM

    In reply to Google's New OS Runs On Metal Gear
    How does Chrome work?

    Nanomachines.
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    12:12 AM

    In reply to Google's New OS Runs On Metal Gear
    amazing find
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    Image of Chirotera Chirotera
    12:08 AM

    In reply to Google's New OS Runs On Metal Gear
    I hear Big Boss drinks his coffee the same way he gives hugs - by using CQC.
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    Image of Koztah Koztah
    09:05 AM

    @Chirotera: He must use a sippy cup then.
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    Image of Chirotera Chirotera
    09:38 AM

    @Koztah: To be fair Big Boss is gettin' pretty old. He's probably been usin' sippy cups for awhile now.
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    Image of Koztah Koztah
    10:20 AM

    @Chirotera: I don't know, he seemed pretty spry last time I saw him.
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    Image of geiko geiko
    12:07 AM

    In reply to Google's New OS Runs On Metal Gear
    No kidding
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    Image of FP_slomo788 FP_slomo788
    12:04 AM

    In reply to Google's New OS Runs On Metal Gear

     
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    Image of dracosummoner dracosummoner
    12:05 AM


    @FP_slomo788:
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    Image of dracosummoner dracosummoner
    12:06 AM

    @FP_slomo788:

    Also, that cat is adorable. Thank you.
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    Image of TexasJack TexasJack
    12:06 AM


    @FP_slomo788: No, Metal Rear.
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    Image of Griffehpoo Griffehpoo
    12:09 AM

    @TexasJack: Hot diggity daffodil!
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    Image of Cake Tank! Cake Tank!
    12:10 AM

    @TexasJack: Now that's an imagination at work! Any dude can post something Metal Gear-relevant, but to tie it to something else that's awesome is genius!
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    Image of ShaggE wants to join the Egg Council. ShaggE wants to join the Egg Council.
    12:11 AM


    @TexasJack: Nay.

    Metal Beer.
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    Image of TexasJack TexasJack
    12:29 AM


    @ShaggE wants to join the Egg Council.: Did you say Metal Bear?
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    Image of LatinoMike LatinoMike
    12:52 AM


    @TexasJack:

    Did I hear Metal Lear?
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    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    01:23 AM


    @LatinoMike: Metal Deer?
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    Image of LatinoMike LatinoMike
    01:51 AM


    @deanbmmv: Metal Ear? It can't be..!
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    Image of AcidSanta AcidSanta
    02:05 AM


    @#c16968904:

    Metallophobia?!
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    (Starman) Starman promoted this comment Edited by AcidSanta at 11/20/09 2:07 AM AcidSanta was starred AcidSanta was unstarred
    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    02:40 AM


    @LatinoMike: Metal Career
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    Image of highspeeddirt highspeeddirt
    02:50 AM


    @deanbmmv: Metal Beard !...
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    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    02:55 AM


    @TexasJack: Metal Brassiere?
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    Image of Avinant Avinant
    08:59 AM


    @deanbmmv: Metal Shears!?
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    Image of D-K, stubbed his toe..*swears* D-K, stubbed his toe..*swears*
    09:53 AM

    @FP_slomo788: ..
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    Image of D-K, stubbed his toe..*swears* D-K, stubbed his toe..*swears*
    09:54 AM


    @FP_slomo788: Metal queer?

    #speakup
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    Image of TexasJack TexasJack
    10:34 AM


    @deanbmmv: Metal Career?
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    Image of Jonny Sanger Jonny Sanger
    12:33 PM


    @TexasJack: Metal sphere?
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    Image of Jonny Sanger Jonny Sanger
    12:38 PM


    @TexasJack:

    metal rockateer?

    (sorry had to)
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    Image of waterboy99troop waterboy99troop
    01:09 PM


    @TexasJack: Metal Tear?
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    Image of grimdeath9740 grimdeath9740
    01:15 PM


    @Jonny Sanger: metal steer?
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    Image of TexasJack TexasJack
    01:56 PM


    @grimdeath9740: Metal Spear?
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    Image of Omnimon Omnimon
    02:26 PM


    @TexasJack:

    Metal Fleer?
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    Image of Daxtinator Daxtinator
    02:48 PM


    @Omnimon: Metal Meal?
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    Image of hot_heart hot_heart
    04:09 PM


    @Daxtinator: Metal wheel?
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    Image of NoBullet NoBullet
    11/18/09

    In reply to Hey, Modern Warfare 2, Lighten Up
    I guess this proves just because something is popular and gets photoshopped, its not going to be funny.
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    11/18/09

    In reply to Hey, Modern Warfare 2, Lighten Up
    Yes!! I was expecting Ballon boy and I got it!
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    Image of Kris Kris
    11/18/09

    In reply to Evony Ads Go From Bad To Worse To Awesome
    At least they were in kind of proper clothing before. They're not even trying anymore.
    Or rather, maybe they're trying too hard?
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    Image of AOClaus AOClaus
    11/18/09

    In reply to Hey, Modern Warfare 2, Lighten Up
    Shaq attack need to be an unlock, now. It'd be kinda like a predator missile, but with a bigger blast radius.
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    Image of Obama takes time to read kotaku's comments... Obama takes time to read kotaku's comments...
    11/18/09

    In reply to Hey, Modern Warfare 2, Lighten Up
    2 hilarious...
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    Image of BoTheDestroyer BoTheDestroyer
    11/18/09

    In reply to Holy Satire! Mass: We Pray Promises Church Gaming From Home
    I think the most hilarious aspect of this parody is that it is so easy to consider the possibility that it isn't a joke. The thought that this could even be remotely real speaks volumes about the subject matter. I applaud this magnificently constructed attack on absurdity.
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