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    Image of D-K, a burning sensation D-K, a burning sensation
    11/04/09

    In reply to KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
    One of your best articles yet, Owen. #kfc
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    Image of Night_Elve Night_Elve
    11/04/09

    @D-K, a burning sensation: Haha I laughed so hard, that's what I call a great review :) .. #kfc
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    D-K, a burning sensation promoted this comment Night_Elve was starred Night_Elve was unstarred
    Image of D-K, a burning sensation D-K, a burning sensation
    11/04/09

    @Night_Elve: Indeed #kfc
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    Image of sirsonik sirsonik
    11/04/09

    In reply to KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
    I'm going to assume this has no replay value....or does it?
    Maybe it tastes better the second time =O #kfc
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    Owen Good promoted this comment sirsonik was starred sirsonik was unstarred
    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/04/09

    @sirsonik: Replay value comes in the bathroom afterward. #kfc
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    Owen Good was starred Owen Good was unstarred
    Image of Baguette Baguette
    11/03/09

    In reply to KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
    You seemed to miss an important detail on this review. What about the drink? #kfc
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    Owen Good promoted this comment Baguette was starred Baguette was unstarred
    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/03/09

    @Baguette: It tasted Pepsi-y. #kfc
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    Owen Good was starred Owen Good was unstarred
    Image of Izod517 Izod517
    11/03/09

    @Owen Good: I'm disappointed, mashed potatoes and no mac and cheese. #kfc
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/04/09

    @Izod517: It doesn't look like they were gonna give me both, whether I asked for them or not. #kfc
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    Image of Izod517 Izod517
    11/04/09

    @Owen Good: I thought that was the pre-order bonus, shafted again! #kfc
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    Image of (Starman) Alpha (Starman) Alpha
    11/03/09

    In reply to KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
    Pah, Owen, I say PAH!!

    We all know Popeyes is the superior eating platform of choice when it comes to fast food chicken. #kfc
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/03/09

    @(Starman) Alpha: You goddamn Popeye fanboys always hatin'. #kfc
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    Image of (Starman) Alpha (Starman) Alpha
    11/03/09

    @Owen Good: I believe that's Popeyes with an S. ;)

    And lest we boast that we've awesome chicken tenders and fries to boot! #kfc
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/03/09

    @(Starman) Alpha: Yeah but your framerate sucks and everyone says it's easier to develop chicken for Bojangles. #kfc
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    Image of Baguette Baguette
    11/03/09

    @(Starman) Alpha: How about popcorn chicken huh? It's like popcorn without the corn, and chicken! #kfc
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    Owen Good promoted this comment Baguette was starred Baguette was unstarred
    Image of an skyline.. wait no, sentra an skyline.. wait no, sentra
    11/03/09

    @(Starman) Alpha: You say that, but do you enjoy brains in your Popeyes?

    [i35.photobucket.com] #kfc
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    Image of mariospants mariospants
    11/04/09

    @(Starman) Alpha: Yes, Popeye's FTW #kfc
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    (Starman) Alpha promoted this comment mariospants was starred mariospants was unstarred
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    11/04/09

    @an skyline.. wait no, sentra: LOL I only eat the Chicken Tenders for the reason. :P #kfc
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    Image of Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition ([k]) Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition ([k])
    11/03/09

    In reply to KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
    This is the best review I've read all year. #kfc
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    Image of WoulfeLoung WoulfeLoung
    11/03/09

    In reply to KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
    Picked one up the night before it started, actually. He gave me the large, but I made him search for the cup with the player on it. Also didn't get the brownies, but the 'crumbly biscuit doused in butter pheromones', which pissed me off, but I wasn't going to bike back. Also entered the codes for their game contest, and won. I won a copy of a game, fifteen minutes before the contest actually started. And it should be here... in a few weeks. #kfc
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    Owen Good promoted this comment WoulfeLoung was starred WoulfeLoung was unstarred
    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/03/09

    @WoulfeLoung: Wow. They broke street date for this, too?

    And congrats. #kfc
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    Image of dibbitydan dibbitydan
    11/03/09

    In reply to KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
    This review was fucking excellent.

    Loved: Updated ratings system
    Helpful eating tips
    Visual aids

    Hated: Remaining ambiguity about bone/boneless wings
    Product placement
    Amount of flatulence/intestine jokes #kfc
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    Image of RockyRan RockyRan
    11/03/09

    In reply to KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
    "The KFC Madden Box also comes in a standard $5 version and a $7 special edition that, while it doesn't include night vision goggles, is packed with enough pupil-dilating sodium you'll see in the dark on your own."

    This is the best thing I've read all day. Keep up the refined culinary criticism, Kotaku!

    Upon scrutiny of the review, I can't help but ask....SEVEN DOLLARS? For this abortion of a meal? You can get some very nice meals for $6.99 if you know where to look. $7 for this is just highway robbery, but I suppose that's EA pricing for you. Any word on the day-1 DLC that's already inside the cheap cardboard box but you have to pay to unlock?
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    Edited by RockyRan at 11/03/09 10:20 PM RockyRan was starred RockyRan was unstarred
    Image of Bizzenya Bizzenya
    11/03/09

    @RockyRan: The day one DLC is the additional side dish. Too bad it won't unlock unless you drive around order it for another $1.79. #kfc
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    Image of Cynical1 Cynical1
    11/03/09

    In reply to KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
    Wait a second... Owen, you're in springfield? I'm in Eugene. I will totally buy you beer. Ninkasi, on tap. That's how from Eugene I am. #kfc
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    Owen Good promoted this comment Cynical1 was starred Cynical1 was unstarred
    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/03/09

    @Cynical1: Get on the north bank trail and follow the smell of dump. I'm still fumigating my bathroom. #kfc
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    Image of Shibbs Shibbs
    11/03/09

    In reply to KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
    Hey Owen, Medford's KFC isn't any better, I tried the GH:WT one last year, they didn't even put everything into the damned thing. Gypped to the max. #kfc
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    Owen Good promoted this comment Shibbs was starred Shibbs was unstarred
    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/03/09

    @Shibbs: Yeah but come on, that's Medford. What do you expect?

    *-only been here 4 months, already a snob about Medford. #kfc
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    Image of Shibbs Shibbs
    11/04/09

    @Owen Good: Oh hoooo!? Well..granted, but at least it's no White City. #kfc
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    Image of Hardcore Hardcore
    11/03/09

    In reply to KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
    Now I myself don't prefer KFC due to the fact that high school dropouts work at it, and the quality of their education shows in their work. The food isn't that healthy either, and I'm a little portly to really eat that.

    The beard, on the other hand, has already smothered itself with the mashed potatoes, inhaled the chicken AND the bones, and is currently trying to set the box on fire. It REALLY doesn't like Madden. I'm being coerced into saying that the beard hates anything Madden past '95. #kfc
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    11/03/09

    @Hardcore: And Owen, "So I took a big mouthful of bone on the first attempt, and believe me, that's not a sentence I ever wanted to write."

    Both the beard and I love you for this sentence. #kfc
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    Owen Good promoted this comment Hardcore was starred Hardcore was unstarred
    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/03/09

    @Hardcore: Are you talking about your facial hair or another person?
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    Edited by Owen Good at 11/03/09 10:42 PM Owen Good was starred Owen Good was unstarred
    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/03/09

    [duplicate]
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    Edited by Owen Good at 11/03/09 10:42 PM Owen Good was starred Owen Good was unstarred
    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    11/03/09

    @Owen Good: "Everytime you make a duplicate post someone dies in Demon Souls" #kfc
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    Image of Hardcore Hardcore
    11/04/09

    @Owen Good: Oh no, it's not just my facial hair. It has a mind of its own. #kfc
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/04/09

    @deanbmmv: Every time you shed a dead skin cell, someone dies in Demon's Souls. #kfc
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    Image of maraxusofk maraxusofk
    11/03/09

    In reply to KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
    "is packed with enough pupil-dilating sodium you'll see in the dark on your own"

    "Eaten until regretted."

    Thank goodness I don't have to wait until the weekend to have gems like these lighting up my day. You should also make Owen the DUAN writer of Kotaku everyday.
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    Image of Zhris Zhris
    11/03/09

    In reply to KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
    I know how thorough Kotaku strives to be in it's reviews... but I think in this instance we can skip the pics of the DLC that I presume will 'leak' in a few hours. #kfc
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/03/09


    @Zhris: Too late. #kfc
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    Image of Rinaldus Rinaldus
    11/03/09

    @Owen Good: BRACE FOR IMPACT #kfc
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    Image of CMay CMay
    11/03/09

    @Owen Good: Golden. #kfc
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/03/09

    @CMay: Golden brown #kfc
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    Image of CMay CMay
    11/03/09

    @Owen Good: No doubt. You clearly took that KFC Madden NFL meal all the way to the Super Bowl. That had to be said. It was inevitable.
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    Image of brosef.foulks brosef.foulks
    11/03/09

    In reply to KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
    As a worker at KFC, I can confirm Owen's suspicions about the profits being made on the Fill-up Boxes. Heck, our 'Mega Jug' (half gallon) of soda costs us about 20 cents, figuring both the plastic cup and the soda, yet it sells for almost three bucks.
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    Image of Whytookay - Pro Skub Whytookay - Pro Skub
    11/03/09

    @brosef.foulks: Ya, I remember when I worked at McDonalds, the most expensive part of any softdrink you buy is the ice. #kfc
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    Image of PSWii2008 PSWii2008
    11/03/09

    In reply to KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
    Did you know, Owen, a study came out recently that said diet sodas are more likely to kill your kidneys than regular sodas? I'm not a big fan of most diet sodas; I usually get a regular Pepsi anytime I go to KFC, which is not very often. For me, most of the food is either too big of a portion, or just bad tasting food. You'd think since I live in KY, I'd go to KFC more, but no! I like going there occasionally, but my family and I try to avoid it most of the time, mainly because my mom can't stand Pepsi! #kfc
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/03/09

    @PSWii2008: I'm thinking about my gut, not my kidneys. I might one day pee out stones that look like everlasting gobstobbers, but goddammit, I'm struggling to keep a girlish figure here. #kfc
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    Image of Trey Trey
    11/03/09

    @Owen Good: Ugh, like you need to watch your weight. Everything I eat goes straight to my avatar's thighs. #kfc
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