Picked one up the night before it started, actually. He gave me the large, but I made him search for the cup with the player on it. Also didn't get the brownies, but the 'crumbly biscuit doused in butter pheromones', which pissed me off, but I wasn't going to bike back. Also entered the codes for their game contest, and won. I won a copy of a game, fifteen minutes before the contest actually started. And it should be here... in a few weeks. #kfc
"The KFC Madden Box also comes in a standard $5 version and a $7 special edition that, while it doesn't include night vision goggles, is packed with enough pupil-dilating sodium you'll see in the dark on your own."
This is the best thing I've read all day. Keep up the refined culinary criticism, Kotaku!
Upon scrutiny of the review, I can't help but ask....SEVEN DOLLARS? For this abortion of a meal? You can get some very nice meals for $6.99 if you know where to look. $7 for this is just highway robbery, but I suppose that's EA pricing for you. Any word on the day-1 DLC that's already inside the cheap cardboard box but you have to pay to unlock?
Hey Owen, Medford's KFC isn't any better, I tried the GH:WT one last year, they didn't even put everything into the damned thing. Gypped to the max. #kfc
Now I myself don't prefer KFC due to the fact that high school dropouts work at it, and the quality of their education shows in their work. The food isn't that healthy either, and I'm a little portly to really eat that.
The beard, on the other hand, has already smothered itself with the mashed potatoes, inhaled the chicken AND the bones, and is currently trying to set the box on fire. It REALLY doesn't like Madden. I'm being coerced into saying that the beard hates anything Madden past '95. #kfc
"is packed with enough pupil-dilating sodium you'll see in the dark on your own"
"Eaten until regretted."
Thank goodness I don't have to wait until the weekend to have gems like these lighting up my day. You should also make Owen the DUAN writer of Kotaku everyday.
I know how thorough Kotaku strives to be in it's reviews... but I think in this instance we can skip the pics of the DLC that I presume will 'leak' in a few hours. #kfc
As a worker at KFC, I can confirm Owen's suspicions about the profits being made on the Fill-up Boxes. Heck, our 'Mega Jug' (half gallon) of soda costs us about 20 cents, figuring both the plastic cup and the soda, yet it sells for almost three bucks.
Did you know, Owen, a study came out recently that said diet sodas are more likely to kill your kidneys than regular sodas? I'm not a big fan of most diet sodas; I usually get a regular Pepsi anytime I go to KFC, which is not very often. For me, most of the food is either too big of a portion, or just bad tasting food. You'd think since I live in KY, I'd go to KFC more, but no! I like going there occasionally, but my family and I try to avoid it most of the time, mainly because my mom can't stand Pepsi! #kfc
@PSWii2008: I'm thinking about my gut, not my kidneys. I might one day pee out stones that look like everlasting gobstobbers, but goddammit, I'm struggling to keep a girlish figure here. #kfc
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Maybe it tastes better the second time =O #kfc
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We all know Popeyes is the superior eating platform of choice when it comes to fast food chicken. #kfc
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And lest we boast that we've awesome chicken tenders and fries to boot! #kfc
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[i35.photobucket.com] #kfc
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And congrats. #kfc
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Loved: Updated ratings system
Helpful eating tips
Visual aids
Hated: Remaining ambiguity about bone/boneless wings
Product placement
Amount of flatulence/intestine jokes #kfc
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This is the best thing I've read all day. Keep up the refined culinary criticism, Kotaku!
Upon scrutiny of the review, I can't help but ask....SEVEN DOLLARS? For this abortion of a meal? You can get some very nice meals for $6.99 if you know where to look. $7 for this is just highway robbery, but I suppose that's EA pricing for you. Any word on the day-1 DLC that's already inside the cheap cardboard box but you have to pay to unlock?
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*-only been here 4 months, already a snob about Medford. #kfc
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The beard, on the other hand, has already smothered itself with the mashed potatoes, inhaled the chicken AND the bones, and is currently trying to set the box on fire. It REALLY doesn't like Madden. I'm being coerced into saying that the beard hates anything Madden past '95. #kfc
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Both the beard and I love you for this sentence. #kfc
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"Eaten until regretted."
Thank goodness I don't have to wait until the weekend to have gems like these lighting up my day. You should also make Owen the DUAN writer of Kotaku everyday.
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@Zhris: Too late. #kfc
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