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Polaski
04/16/09

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Question: Why are the front of the hummers facing away from the screen like that? Wouldn't it make more sense if they made the vehicle face the same way as the screen?
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NeVeRMoRe666
04/16/09

@Polaski: No because it would be less "bad-ass"
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Geist002
04/16/09

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For years now I've done a little Eco-Terrorism: Every now and again when I see some jackass suburbanite with a Hummer, I cover his windshield with a ton of post-its, each declaring a "F*** Your Car".

That is, when no one's looking and obviously the car is parked...I had friends help me with these...
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roscoe
04/16/09

@Geist002: i just don't see the necessity of hummers unless you frequently do off-roading in tropical and/or desert areas. driving to and fro from your suburban house? no, you're doing it all wrong.
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Geist002
04/16/09

@roscoe: The problem is even beyond that. Hummers aren't even THAT rugged anymore. You can NOT go offroading like a real man when your car has heated leather seats, DVD Players, and 112 Cup holders...

God damned classical American excessive behavior...
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roscoe
04/16/09

@Geist002: you're absolutely right. you're not a real man unless you drive in those 1990s' jeep that lack doors and make you feel like you're about to fall out every time you drive over a pothole. bad-ass.
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plebeianprint
04/16/09

@Geist002: my brother and i, in the span of a week, had two independent conversations on how we wanted to bomb the hummer dealership in the wealthy city near us.

if said hummer dealership does ever get bombed: we never had this conversation.

these vehicles make the bile rise up into my throat.
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NeVeRMoRe666
04/16/09

@plebeianprint: Actually it wasn't too long ago that a few people, here in Canada I think, were charged with terrorism after they set fire to and bombed down a car lot full of SUVs. It was sort of an issue because if they were charged with destruction of property, vandalism ect it would have been a much lesser charge than terrorism (pretty much going away forever...). Now if only I can find the source..
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Dr. Nooooooooo
04/17/09

@roscoe: If you don't think you need an off-road vehicle to drive in the suburbs, you haven't been to the Chicago suburbs this winter.
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roscoe
04/17/09

@Dr. Nooooooooo: you obviously haven't been to canada.
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Curse lily
04/16/09

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great now they get the chance to feel like an a**hole too.
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VyseTheQuick
04/16/09

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I just can't escape from the hummer...they're everywhere... Who are all these people that can afford them!?
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DodgeCityGamer
04/16/09

@VyseTheQuick: I have one and a Range Rover. I prefer the Range though.
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lolgreg
04/16/09

@DodgeCityGamer: Do your sunglasses match your scarf?
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DodgeCityGamer
04/16/09

@lolgreg: Jealous much?
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Moral_Avenger
04/16/09

@DodgeCityGamer: Is this why people like you buy these enormous, gas wasting vehicles? Because you think it makes people jealous?
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lolgreg
04/16/09

@DodgeCityGamer: I'm a 19 year old university student. I'm supposed to be broke. If I had the money though I just wouldn't buy such douchey cars :(
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DodgeCityGamer
04/16/09

@Moral_Avenger: My Hummer pulls my boat. The Range is my daily driver. I actually gets decent gas mileage, but really, who cares how much gas mileage it gets?
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NeVeRMoRe666
04/16/09

@DodgeCityGamer: People who care about the environment? I'll agree that yeah, who cares if a zombie apocolypse was imminent, but till then...

Sigh...I live in a dream world most of the time...one with zombies!

Anyway, to make my point abundantly clear, you're destroying his home! Well...his families families home since he lives in a Zoo..

+ Watch video

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DodgeCityGamer
04/16/09

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Here are some pics of the most badass pimped out Japanese trucks!
[homepage2.nifty.com]
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muu
04/16/09

@DodgeCityGamer: here's some more!

[www.akibablog.net]
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