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New Character for Soul Calibur IV: Ashlotte

Well, if you've got a serious formalwear fetish and like to watch women fight in 'em, Soul Calibur IV is your game. Meet Ashlotte, who sports a Death-Star-under-construction dress and a battle axe that must weigh twice as much as she does.

Bash doesn't come in for another couple of hours (I think) so if a commenter can read/translate the text, we all thank you. Otherwise, I could find no word on special abilities, moves or where the rest of the dress is. Nice panties though. Yeah, like we couldn't see that one coming.

Full Size Version of New Soul Calibur IV Character "Ashlotte" [Thanks, readers Tim and Alberto]

1:00 PM on Sun May 18 2008
By Owen Good
20,519 views, 171 comments

Latest by TidalSpiral: I also want to see more male characters. Granted I'm straight and girls can be wonderful fighters, but just as a person I connect more to my characters if they're male also. And create-a-character is never quite as good as more »

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Who Will Win the GTA Hooker Pageant?

Man, I am on a mission to get Jack Thompson to spam my inbox. I figured anything pairing "Grand Theft Auto" and "hookers" might trigger his impotent, wasted bot-army of letter writers which is, of course, himself alone.

GamesRadar has an amusing tribute to one of the most indispensable classes in the GTA franchise, the hooker. I'll have you know — this is written with as serious a face I can muster — I've never killed one. Ever. I consider it a point of pride that I never, even to see the outcome, lowered myself to the top-of-mind stereotype everyone has of a GTA gamer. Nor do I kill the cops. Unless I have 3 stars and have been separated from a burning vehicle. But I digress.

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3:00 PM on Sat Apr 26 2008
By ogood
26,296 views, 42 comments

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Swiss Brothel has Ur-Wii

Let's see how many literary references I can cram into one post about hookers, shall we? More »

3:40 PM on Tue Jul 11 2006
By egauger
1,307 views, 13 comments