Hoodwink is the Biggest Con Job I've Played This Year. And That's a Good Thing.

Slow jazz? Check. Disheveled office? Check. Intimations that someone will walk through the door at any moment? Check. All the signs of a classic film noir-inspired game are well in play.

Except our detective seems awfully young. And grabby. And in fact not detective-like at all. Really, the whole opening of the game…