"Tentacle Grape™ is the brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists. Each bottle of this delicious carbonated grape drink is crafted with care... and a slight feeling of breathless anticipation. As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full.
Each 12oz bottle of Tentacle Grape™ comes packed full of flavor in a unique glass collector's bottle.
Tentacle Grape is now available... so WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!"
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"Tentacle Grape™ is the brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists. Each bottle of this delicious carbonated grape drink is crafted with care... and a slight feeling of breathless anticipation. As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full.
Each 12oz bottle of Tentacle Grape™ comes packed full of flavor in a unique glass collector's bottle.
Tentacle Grape is now available... so WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!"
Clearly the best drink EVAR
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Rape as a marketing ploy? WTF?
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Smarter. More aggressive.
You'll feel like you could...
Like you could...
Like...you...could...
TAKE ON
THE WORLD!
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Glad to know I wasn't the only one thinking of that.
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I'll re-emphasize...
FOREhead.
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I also think a better name for this drink would have been Statutory Grape.
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"It's the preferred nomenclature dude."
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Welp... the Dude abides.
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But tentacle grape really ties the room together.
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Fuckin' A.
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*sigh*... yup... Japanese
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what?
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I might give my Girl some Tentacle Grape tonight.
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