Never Share an Elevator With Lisa and Helena From Dead or Alive 5

You're late for your job at the secret underwater lab. Dashing through the lobby you see two women step into the facility's sole elevator: the beautiful blonde heiress to the DOATEC fortune and that dark and mysterious scientist you've always expected has a hidden wild side. Do not get in that elevator.

Never Share an Elevator With Lisa and Helena From Dead or Alive 5

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