Meet the Heavy and ignore, for a minute his massive weight loss instead listening to his monologue about his gun, his wonderful, wonderful to-scale gun. » 9/03/10 2:00pm 9/03/10 2:00pm

Technically not a recipe, this is more like cosplay for lunch. And it still doesn't solve the mystery of what "meat" is actually on Heavy's health-regenerating treat. But I do like the attention to detail, especially the cheese overhang. » 7/18/10 3:00pm 7/18/10 3:00pm

The mangled syntax and childlike enthusiasm of Team Fortress 2's Heavy is very much reminiscent of a five-year-old's view of the world, the obvious inspiration for this crayon drawing about his friends and teammates. » 6/24/10 9:30pm 6/24/10 9:30pm

It's good to know that the Heavy appreciates a good sandwich as much as I do. Though in my case my need for hunger-filling sammiches pushes me to hire interns in the Denver area. In the case of the Heavy? He uses his Sandvich to satisfy overwhelming hunger pangs and heal 120 health. The tidy meal does take him a good… » 8/19/08 6:00pm 8/19/08 6:00pm

Valve's milking its new " Heavy Update » 8/17/08 2:00pm 8/17/08 2:00pm" for all it can give. Last week we told you about the . Well, the new achievements that were unveiled with that unlockable now have their requirements listed. Many of them pun broken Russo-English, and one "Don't Touch Sandvich" - Kill 10 Scouts with your minigun "Natascha" - gets…