This is no small feat, as A.D.D.'s lite version - which was pulled back after three months because IUGO couldn't get an answer on the full version - featured body hair removal, peeing in the snow, butt cracks and other juvenile humor. It's only for sale to those 17 and up and carries a warning rap sheet longer than your arm:

Frequent/Intense Realistic Violence
Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
Frequent/Intense Sexual Content or Nudity
Frequent/Intense Simulated Gambling
Frequent/Intense Horror/Fear Themes
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
Frequent/Intense Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References

The full title features 70 mini-games, all animated in the same zany style, which you zip through rapid-fire using the touch controls or accelerometer. For the record, A.D.D. means "Addictive Dumb Distractions." It'll run you $2.99.

A.D.D. From IUGOME Released: OMG! It's That Booger That Won't Go Away! [The APPera]

I don't know if it's the random gasping noises or the fact that the multiple boys pop out of that little house like intestines unraveling from a particularly nasty torso wound, but something about the teaser trailer below just isn't right. Even Takahashi seems to agree in his post on the official PlayStation blog, saying "Too many boys… uh…gross, aren't they?" Took the words right out of our mouths. Ew.

Noby Noby Boy Multiplayer Teaser [PlayStation.blog]

The above clip appeared on a blog called "All I Want for X-mas Is A PSP." From that site:

here's the deal::: i (charlie) have a psp. my friend jeremy does not. but he wants one this year for xmas.

so we started clowning with sum not-so-subtle hints to j's parents that a psp would be teh perfect gift. we created this site to spread the luv to those like j who want a psp!

consider us your own personal psp hype machine, here to help you wage a holiday assault on ur parents, girl, granny, boss — whoever — so they know what you really want.

we'll let you know how it works for us. pls return the favor.

more to come,
c&j.

Marketing 101: If you going to do viral marketing, please avoid clusterfucks like pretending to be consumers order to appeal to appeal to other consumers. A bigger faux paux is doing things like creating a hardcore fanboy website and registering it under a marketing company. Real smart there, fellas. Brian Ashcraft

PSP Fake Viral Site [Something Awful, Thanks Babylonian!]

Thanks to Destructoid for finding this deeply embarrassing evidence of the further jockifiation of the gamer culture. At right, the top-rated guy on GorgeousGamers.com holds an invisible basset hound against his groin.

Any woman who finds this raggedy-hatted assfrat attractive deserves to be beaten with the wooden end of the coed bathroom toilet plunger.

And then plunged.

But look, I seriously blame Madden for this horrible barbarian invasion. Games were supposed to be our fortress against these jerks. Now they mill around among us, like earwigs in a sack of meal. Earwigs who scream FAGGET all the time. Eliza Gauger

It's Like Hot or Not, but for gamers [Destructoid]

This vid comes from Aeropause. I'm leaving on a road trip on the 5th, but will be bringing a 360 with me so that on the 8th, somewhere in eastern Montana in some god-forsaken Walmart host body of a town, I can plug that sucker into a hotel TV and rock out, zombie-style.

But I'm scared, see. The last time I got really excited about a zombie game, it was Stubbs the Zombie. Thinking about it just makes me weep with disappointment all over again. Eliza Gauger