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    Rockstar Sends Brass Fortune Cookie, Word to Your Mother

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    Image of Chesu Chesu
    11/25/09

    In reply to Rockstar Sends Brass Fortune Cookie, Word to Your Mother
    Wasn't there an Are You Afraid of the Dark episode about a kid who finds golden fortune cookies that grant wishes?
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    Image of shimage shimage
    11/25/09

    In reply to Rockstar Sends Brass Fortune Cookie, Word to Your Mother
    Safer than brass knuckles, I suppose.
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    Image of persona-j persona-j
    11/25/09

    In reply to Rockstar Sends Brass Fortune Cookie, Word to Your Mother
    whats that reflection in the cookie it looks like a naked fat woman
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    ShaSt One promoted this comment persona-j was starred persona-j was unstarred
    Image of ShaSt One ShaSt One
    11/25/09

    @persona-j: lol, maybe it's nei lo mo
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    Image of persona-j persona-j
    11/25/09

    @ShaSt One: hmmm yeah real smart retard, a your mum joke how original.

    #speakup
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    Image of ShaSt One ShaSt One
    11/25/09

    @persona-j: Yeah I wasn't sure if you'd take it personal or not, it seems my gambit failed

    #speakup
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    Image of fuchikoma fuchikoma
    11/25/09

    In reply to Rockstar Sends Brass Fortune Cookie, Word to Your Mother
    That is a neat shape to make that shiny... I almost feel like raytracing chrome fortune cookies on a checkerboard or something, lol...
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    Image of (Starman) Starman (Starman) Starman
    11/25/09

    @fuchikoma: I wonder how they make it so shiny all around, though...
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    Image of Baguette Baguette
    11/25/09

    In reply to Rockstar Sends Brass Fortune Cookie, Word to Your Mother
    (Da)(Fei)(Ghey)
    Literally translated it would mean hitting airplane. It is slang for masturbation.

    (Pok)(Gai)
    Go die in a street. Well something like that.

    There's some more words you can learn. My mom isn't so happy about me knowing how to insult people in Cantonese but not able to hold a proper conversation.
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    Image of Count Fragula Count Fragula
    11/25/09

    @Baguette:
    Might be useful to add:

    (Gan)/(Tiu) nei lo mo
    Rape/Fuck your mother.

    (Ham)(Ka)(Chan)
    Damn your entire family.

    I actually taught my roommate and a Korean friend those.
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    Image of Count Fragula Count Fragula
    11/25/09

    In reply to Rockstar Sends Brass Fortune Cookie, Word to Your Mother
    For anyone who's interested, they are both actually in Cantonese, which is to say, Chinese that's spoken in Hong Kong, and not the common Mandarin Chinese you hear in Taiwan or most of mainland China.

    Would be a shame to go to Beijing, say that and get blank stares instead of a punch in the throat.
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    Image of JibbyJam JibbyJam
    11/25/09

    @Count Fragula: A damn shame.
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    Image of Pombar Pombar
    11/25/09

    @Count Fragula: Came here just to say that, so, yeah, agreed. We wouldn't want gamers to be cheated of their being beaten up and left in a gutter.
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    Image of nerdwa nerdwa
    11/25/09

    @Pombar: Came here to say that too but, you were also going to do that so now I'm here agreeing with you to agree with Count Fragula
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    Image of Pombar Pombar
    11/25/09

    @nerdwa: Wow, that's meta.
    Or something
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    Image of imaria imaria
    11/25/09

    In reply to Rockstar Sends Brass Fortune Cookie, Word to Your Mother
    I want to see more pictures of the cookie! It's the only new content of this sendout!
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    Image of syafiqjabar of Mars syafiqjabar of Mars
    11/25/09

    In reply to Rockstar Sends Brass Fortune Cookie, Word to Your Mother
    Wait, is Chinese New Year coming? The local McDonalds are already advertising their Prosperity Burgers.

    BTW, that's a nice looking cookie.
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    Edited by syafiqjabar of Mars at 11/25/09 10:08 AM syafiqjabar of Mars was starred syafiqjabar of Mars was unstarred
    Image of Outkastprince Outkastprince
    11/25/09

    @syafiqjabar of Mars: McDonald goes too far, I do not find it amusing to bite into my cheese hamburger to find a fortune inside.
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    Image of CozierZebra CozierZebra
    11/25/09

    @Outkastprince: What if it was one forewarning of heart disease?
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    Image of Pombar Pombar
    11/25/09

    @syafiqjabar of Mars: Chinese New Year is shortly after our own. Usually late January or February.
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    Image of Outkastprince Outkastprince
    11/25/09

    In reply to Rockstar Sends Brass Fortune Cookie, Word to Your Mother
    That fortune cookie is a collector's item, it should have taught you to say "Ebay" and "Chingching!" in Chinese.
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    Image of shaunmcilroy shaunmcilroy
    11/25/09

    In reply to Rockstar Sends Brass Fortune Cookie, Word to Your Mother
    Oh-ho-hoooo

    Rockstar...you messers :)
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    Image of Manly_McBeeferton Manly_McBeeferton
    11/24/09

    In reply to The DS and DSi Gift Guide
    No Pokemon?

    Pokemon is always an acceptable gift for the DS!
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    Image of TheVegetarianBurgerKing TheVegetarianBurgerKing
    11/24/09

    @Manly_McBeeferton: Seriously!

    This is madness!
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    andrewwyatt promoted this comment TheVegetarianBurgerKing was starred TheVegetarianBurgerKing was unstarred
    Image of andrewwyatt andrewwyatt
    11/24/09

    @Manly_McBeeferton: Note that all the games shown are games that have been reviewed. I don't think any Pokemon games this year have been reviewed by Kotaku, hence their absence. There have really only been two this year, though, and those two are the inevitable third version upgrades to previously available games.
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    Image of Koda89 Koda89
    11/24/09

    In reply to The DS and DSi Gift Guide
    Why include the Domo-kun games if you guys hated them? Isn't the purpose of a gift guide to list all the good gifts? I know it was more than likely a joke entry on the guide, but come on. Oh, and how many guides do you wager Bakugan will show up on? ;)
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    Brian Crecente promoted this comment Edited by Koda89 at 11/24/09 9:13 AM Koda89 was starred Koda89 was unstarred
    Image of Brian Crecente Brian Crecente
    11/24/09

    @Koda89: No, it's meant to also warn people away from games they may not like. It's a guide, not recommendations.
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    11/24/09

    @Brian Crecente: I can understand where you are coming from, it is just most people see a gift guide as basically a list of "must have" items. I mean, for example, this has to be the first ever gift guide I read that had a "negative" gift on it.

    #speakup
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    Image of Cpryd001 Cpryd001
    11/24/09

    In reply to The DS and DSi Gift Guide
    FE : Shadow Dragon is on there? Games released in 2009 is the cut off? Then I have a suggestion. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor - A really REALLY good JRPG tactics game. And I sort of hate most JRPGs.
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    Ladi promoted this comment Edited by Cpryd001 at 11/24/09 8:13 AM Cpryd001 was starred Cpryd001 was unstarred
    Image of Ladi Ladi
    11/24/09

    @Cpryd001: Devil Survivor definitely needs to be on that list. DQV was Feb 09, right? Probably one of the most fun oldschool games out there.
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    Image of pandafresh pandafresh
    10/20/09

    In reply to PSP Launch Brings New Chinatown Wars Social Club Features
    as soon as this drops below $39.99, i'll be all over it. otherwise its gotta wait til Christmas. #grandtheftautochinatownwars
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    Image of toadstoolporridge toadstoolporridge
    10/20/09

    @pandafresh: [tinyurl.com]

    There you go, less than $39.99 :) #grandtheftautochinatownwars
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    Image of pandafresh pandafresh
    10/20/09

    @toadstoolporridge: haha, ya got me. i'm lookin more in the $29.99 range. #grandtheftautochinatownwars
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    Image of toadstoolporridge toadstoolporridge
    10/20/09

    @pandafresh: Yea, I knew what you meant. I was just messing around. I don't know when the next time I buy a game at full retail price will be. After joining CAG a while ago and finding great deals on new releases within a week of their release made me realize how foolish I was to pay full price. Right now (sale ends today) you can get 25% off your whole order at Spun.com when you sign up for their free membership program. I'm going to trade in some games for a combined total of $60 credit. Then I'm going to pre-order MW2 and buy Fifa 10, which, after the 25% off, comes to $90. $90 minus my $60 credit equals $30 for 2 new releases :) #grandtheftautochinatownwars
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    Image of dreamfall dreamfall
    10/20/09

    In reply to PSP Launch Brings New Chinatown Wars Social Club Features
    dammit. I bought a D.S. to play Hotel Dusk & GTA Chinatown Wars. And now they've released this prettier version on the PSP, and I can't justify paying for it again. It's wildly addictive, and just a great homage to some of the earlier GTA titles. Are others buying this? Even if they have the D.S. edition? I like my stylus control! #grandtheftautochinatownwars
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    Image of Daniel @ playreadwrite.blogspot.com Daniel @ playreadwrite.blogspot.com
    10/20/09

    @dreamfall: Stylus controlled minigames were implemented in the best possible way imaginable, not noticeable and adding to the main driving and combat gameplay. Would anyone really need a second copy on a different platform? #grandtheftautochinatownwars
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