I Didn't Know How Many Games Needed Googly Eyes Until I Photoshopped A Bunch Of Them

Fact: googly eyes make everything better. Heck, even Christopher Walken can tell you that. So why aren't there googly eyes in every game? Yes, I understand that they may be narratively inappropriate (some might say silly!), but given the option, I would gladly buy a googly eyes DLC pack for every single game I have…