If you think the kind of people who say "games were better in the good old days" are bad, they're even worse when they're talking about PC games. Except, on rare occasions like this, they actually make a decent gag out of it.

Patrick Bach, from DICE, the developers of the Battlefield series, certainly knows the way to a PC gamer's heart: tell them that, for once, the PC version of a game won't be a crummy port, but will be the glorious, lead platform.