Btw, Owen, his name is Stefan Eriksson. Bo Eriksson is a famed swedish tv-personality.
He is also noteworthy for being a ringleader for organized crime, as well as participating in reality-show where he earned the nickname "Tjock-Steffe", which for some reason is translated to "Fat Steve" in english, according to Wikipedia.
@bakagaijin: Hm, it seems as stupidforeigner might've caught onto something. I need to remain calm and not attract suspicion and everything will go as planned.
For a minute there I thought that said "Gizmodo" and this was an article to rub it in their faces or something. I always imagine a kind of Animal House-like rivalry between the blogs, where you go and pull hijinks and then run away while they shake their fists and go "KOTAKUUUUU!"
@n00b_pwner: I've never got my paws on a Gizmodo, but I remember my local Gamestation (British chain store) really betting on the N-gage.. They had two demo N-gages to play with a few games on them each.. I had a go on Tomb Raider and Tony Hawks.
@1up: I remember actually being amazed at the time when the NGage released that it's games could rival PS1 games. Little did I know that the tech was actually mediocre in the system.
Then the DS and PSP released the year after that (and got both systems at launch), and (thankfully), made me forget about the NGage.
The lesson to be learned is is that if there is a system being released by a non-major company, expect it to fail badly due to lack of funding. That's how Microsoft and Sony succeeded for the most part with their consoles.
@n00b_pwner: back at the time I was trying to make my boss let me develop for this POS handheld. Windows OS (the best in mobiles for developers), 3D accel, lots of RAM. He tried, and after a while replied "No".
Later, we find-out the PDA would show ads onscreen even if you paid for the games; and getting the SDK had some high price. (they didn't really want 3rd parties to develop for this stuff)
Thus, on the day of its release we partied for not wasting resources on this platform. It could never have serious games for it, we wondered why this decision. Then the news about the Enzo came...
@n00b_pwner: Nokia are pretty major though, so your last paragraph is kinda invalid. It was ultimately 'too soon' because the iphone has shown that there are people out there willing to game on mobiles.
In a world.... *woosh of light across words on screen* Ruled by Nintendo.... *Text fades in and out* One man.... (picture of gizmondo guy fades in and out) Will challenge the world.... (cut to some action sequences with an inspirational line of dialogue thrown in) As the world.... (Cut to random clips showing the hero's tragic plight) Challenges him.... (Show a clip of the gizmondo guy being dragged into a SWAT van, wearing a straight jacket and shouting an epic line) This Fall (Words zoom onto screen) (epic action music plays) see the film that critics call astounding... (Cut to scene from film featuring applause) (Letters fly in:) GIZMONDO: THE MOVIE
How will Gizmondo ever be the same without Tjock-Steffe. We don't see enough fat reality-show contestants/company executives with ties to the mob crashing expensive cars.
The problem that I see here is that you already have a lock with two major software/hardware developers/publishers/machine churners, and with the stigma that Gizmondo 1 has with it, (Think the full effect of seeing and smelling hot garbage on a hot July afternoon on the Hudson River.), and you get the idea of what kind of trainwreck this thing is going to be.
Besides... Windows CE? What are they stoned? (Yeah, I remember the Android part, but I still am not sold on it being a solid gaming/phone alternative.
Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was starred
Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was unstarred
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07/11/09
He is also noteworthy for being a ringleader for organized crime, as well as participating in reality-show where he earned the nickname "Tjock-Steffe", which for some reason is translated to "Fat Steve" in english, according to Wikipedia.
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Wikipedia = dunce? :)
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Fair enough, you all go study swedish instead. Kotaku.se, here we come!
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"The slammer" is slang, so it would be something like "kåken" (lit. "the house" kind of) or "finkan" ;)
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I was mistaken, though.
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Besides, this one is 99% gaming. The other is 99% tech. Not exactly things to directly rival eachother.
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I never thought there could be a handheld more useless than the N-Gage, but then again, I was proven wrong.
Why must crappy systems exist?
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It was the worst thing ever.
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Then the DS and PSP released the year after that (and got both systems at launch), and (thankfully), made me forget about the NGage.
The lesson to be learned is is that if there is a system being released by a non-major company, expect it to fail badly due to lack of funding. That's how Microsoft and Sony succeeded for the most part with their consoles.
07/11/09
Later, we find-out the PDA would show ads onscreen even if you paid for the games; and getting the SDK had some high price. (they didn't really want 3rd parties to develop for this stuff)
Thus, on the day of its release we partied for not wasting resources on this platform. It could never have serious games for it, we wondered why this decision. Then the news about the Enzo came...
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04/30/09
*woosh of light across words on screen*
Ruled by Nintendo....
*Text fades in and out*
One man....
(picture of gizmondo guy fades in and out)
Will challenge the world....
(cut to some action sequences with an inspirational line of dialogue thrown in)
As the world....
(Cut to random clips showing the hero's tragic plight)
Challenges him....
(Show a clip of the gizmondo guy being dragged into a SWAT van, wearing a straight jacket and shouting an epic line)
This Fall
(Words zoom onto screen)
(epic action music plays)
see the film that critics call astounding...
(Cut to scene from film featuring applause)
(Letters fly in:)
GIZMONDO: THE MOVIE
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I always have my own that I say to my friends,
-In a world... where teddy bears rule...
You know the rest of the story. Lol.
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YESSSSSSSS!!! YES AGAIN!!! Second the Small 3 on the top and now that! My New Year is celebrated.
CELEBRATED!!!
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Moar, I cry, moar!
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Squiggly, Squiggly, Dot-matrix, Squiggly, Triple-verticle-parallel-bars, Dot-matrix, Circle, Triple-verticle-parallel-bars.
Really is this a joke? If not then, buttons aside, this is a big failbomb.
12/22/08
So it's Circle
Circa
Dot-matrix
and the Roman numeral 3
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But you can't say things like "Double circa" or "2x circa" because that would just get confusing.
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The problem that I see here is that you already have a lock with two major software/hardware developers/publishers/machine churners, and with the stigma that Gizmondo 1 has with it, (Think the full effect of seeing and smelling hot garbage on a hot July afternoon on the Hudson River.), and you get the idea of what kind of trainwreck this thing is going to be.
Besides... Windows CE? What are they stoned? (Yeah, I remember the Android part, but I still am not sold on it being a solid gaming/phone alternative.
I see this as a $150 paperweight.