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    Gizmondo Honcho Gets 18 Months in Fängelse

    The Sordid Story Of The Gizmondo May Come To Movie Theaters

    Gizmondo 2 Is, Yes, Delayed

    Gizmondo 2.0 DEFINITELY Out By Christmas (This Year!)

    New Gizmondo Development Has Already Started

    Liveblogging The Gizmondo GA Tech Lecture

    Gizmondo Delayed Yet Again

    Gizmondo Rising Again In 2008? Yes, Says Plextek

    Gizmondo Rising Again In 2008? No, Says Gizmodo

    Gizmondo Exec Free To Terrorize Streets, Ferraris Once More
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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    07/11/09

    In reply to Gizmondo Honcho Gets 18 Months in Fängelse
    Btw, Owen, his name is Stefan Eriksson. Bo Eriksson is a famed swedish tv-personality.



    He is also noteworthy for being a ringleader for organized crime, as well as participating in reality-show where he earned the nickname "Tjock-Steffe", which for some reason is translated to "Fat Steve" in english, according to Wikipedia.
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    Image of Wahrheit Wahrheit
    07/11/09

    @ShadowOdin isn't american:



    Wikipedia = dunce? :)
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    Image of bakagaijin bakagaijin
    07/11/09

    In reply to Gizmondo Honcho Gets 18 Months in Fängelse
    I have a feeling our favorite Swede/American ShadowOdin will approve of this post.
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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    07/11/09

    @bakagaijin: God damnit, stupidforeginer, I am not american. What must I do to make that clear?
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    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    07/11/09

    @ShadowOdin isn't: You're not ShadowOdin either :P
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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    07/11/09

    @deanbmmv: HAH, Yorkshire, HAH
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    Image of Hey_Blinkon Hey_Blinkon
    07/11/09

    @ShadowOdin isn't american: But you're writing in American... are you sure you're not american? :P
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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    07/11/09

    @Hey_Blinkon: It's because over here in Not-America we study American so that you can understand us
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    Image of Wahrheit Wahrheit
    07/11/09

    @Hey_Blinkon:



    Fair enough, you all go study swedish instead. Kotaku.se, here we come!
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    Image of Bialia Bialia
    07/11/09

    @ShadowOdin isn't american: I endorse your use of the term "Not-America."
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    Image of bakagaijin bakagaijin
    07/11/09

    @ShadowOdin isn't american: Don't try to fool us. We know of you and your shifty American ways.
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    Image of bakagaijin bakagaijin
    07/11/09

    @Bialia: I've always wanted to visit Not-America. I hear it's nice this time of year.




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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    07/11/09

    @bakagaijin: Hm, it seems as stupidforeigner might've caught onto something. I need to remain calm and not attract suspicion and everything will go as planned.
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    Image of Clstirens has a Zune Clstirens has a Zune
    07/11/09

    @bakagaijin: I hear it's nice in Not-America at any point.
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    Image of Yin Yin
    07/11/09

    In reply to Gizmondo Honcho Gets 18 Months in Fängelse
    "Fängelse" is more like "prison".

    "The slammer" is slang, so it would be something like "kåken" (lit. "the house" kind of) or "finkan" ;)
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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    07/11/09

    @Yin: Greetings fellow person with grasp over Swedish
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    Image of Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation
    07/11/09

    In reply to Gizmondo Honcho Gets 18 Months in Fängelse
    For a minute there I thought that said "Gizmodo" and this was an article to rub it in their faces or something. I always imagine a kind of Animal House-like rivalry between the blogs, where you go and pull hijinks and then run away while they shake their fists and go "KOTAKUUUUU!"

    I was mistaken, though.
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    Image of n00b_pwner n00b_pwner
    07/11/09

    @Mister Jack is Stalking Konata: Naw. Gizmodo and Kotaku sometimes share articles.



    Besides, this one is 99% gaming. The other is 99% tech. Not exactly things to directly rival eachother.
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    Image of Eruanno Eruanno
    07/11/09

    @Mister Jack is Stalking Konata: I read "Gizmodo" too. Though I wouldn't be so evil to rub it in their faces!
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    Image of FunkyMunxy FunkyMunxy
    07/11/09

    @Mister Jack is Stalking Konata: As long as I'm not the only one, I'll own up to that too.
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    Image of Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation
    07/11/09

    @FunkyMunxy: From the looks of a lot of these grayed out comments, a lot of us made the same mistake.
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    Image of kdnpdbyninjas kdnpdbyninjas
    07/11/09

    In reply to Gizmondo Honcho Gets 18 Months in Fängelse
    I read the headline a little too quick and thought it was something about Gizmodo ; )
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    Image of n00b_pwner n00b_pwner
    07/11/09

    In reply to Gizmondo Honcho Gets 18 Months in Fängelse
    He deserves 18 months in prison for just RELEASING the Gizmondo.



    I never thought there could be a handheld more useless than the N-Gage, but then again, I was proven wrong.



    Why must crappy systems exist?
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    Image of 1up 1up
    07/11/09

    @n00b_pwner: I've never got my paws on a Gizmodo, but I remember my local Gamestation (British chain store) really betting on the N-gage.. They had two demo N-gages to play with a few games on them each.. I had a go on Tomb Raider and Tony Hawks.

    It was the worst thing ever.
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    Image of n00b_pwner n00b_pwner
    07/11/09

    @1up: I remember actually being amazed at the time when the NGage released that it's games could rival PS1 games. Little did I know that the tech was actually mediocre in the system.



    Then the DS and PSP released the year after that (and got both systems at launch), and (thankfully), made me forget about the NGage.



    The lesson to be learned is is that if there is a system being released by a non-major company, expect it to fail badly due to lack of funding. That's how Microsoft and Sony succeeded for the most part with their consoles.
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    Image of somarix somarix
    07/11/09

    @n00b_pwner: back at the time I was trying to make my boss let me develop for this POS handheld. Windows OS (the best in mobiles for developers), 3D accel, lots of RAM. He tried, and after a while replied "No".


    Later, we find-out the PDA would show ads onscreen even if you paid for the games; and getting the SDK had some high price. (they didn't really want 3rd parties to develop for this stuff)


    Thus, on the day of its release we partied for not wasting resources on this platform. It could never have serious games for it, we wondered why this decision. Then the news about the Enzo came...
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    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    07/11/09

    @n00b_pwner: Nokia are pretty major though, so your last paragraph is kinda invalid. It was ultimately 'too soon' because the iphone has shown that there are people out there willing to game on mobiles.
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    Image of cfive3 cfive3
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Sordid Story Of The Gizmondo May Come To Movie Theaters
    In a world....
    *woosh of light across words on screen*
    Ruled by Nintendo....
    *Text fades in and out*
    One man....
    (picture of gizmondo guy fades in and out)
    Will challenge the world....
    (cut to some action sequences with an inspirational line of dialogue thrown in)
    As the world....
    (Cut to random clips showing the hero's tragic plight)
    Challenges him....
    (Show a clip of the gizmondo guy being dragged into a SWAT van, wearing a straight jacket and shouting an epic line)
    This Fall
    (Words zoom onto screen)
    (epic action music plays)
    see the film that critics call astounding...
    (Cut to scene from film featuring applause)
    (Letters fly in:)
    GIZMONDO: THE MOVIE
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    Image of MaxDragon7 MaxDragon7
    04/30/09

    @cfive3: I always thought someone should say the "In a world..." preview here on Kotaku.


    I always have my own that I say to my friends,

    -In a world... where teddy bears rule...


    You know the rest of the story. Lol.

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    Image of Knoxximus ver. 5.66 Knoxximus ver. 5.66
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Sordid Story Of The Gizmondo May Come To Movie Theaters
    Get Guy Ritchie to direct and it'll be awesome!
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    Image of Darthvinder Darthvinder
    12/22/08

    In reply to Gizmondo 2 Is, Yes, Delayed
    Question: What the fuck?
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    Image of McFazo McFazo
    12/22/08

    In reply to Gizmondo 2 Is, Yes, Delayed
    OMG yes.


    YESSSSSSSS!!! YES AGAIN!!! Second the Small 3 on the top and now that! My New Year is celebrated.

    CELEBRATED!!!

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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    12/22/08

    @McFazo: That was...really bad
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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    12/22/08

    In reply to Gizmondo 2 Is, Yes, Delayed
    How will Gizmondo ever be the same without Tjock-Steffe. We don't see enough fat reality-show contestants/company executives with ties to the mob crashing expensive cars.


    Moar, I cry, moar!

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    Image of Neer'mo Neer'mo
    12/22/08

    In reply to Gizmondo 2 Is, Yes, Delayed
    What the hell are those buttons? I can see the cheat codes now:


    Squiggly, Squiggly, Dot-matrix, Squiggly, Triple-verticle-parallel-bars, Dot-matrix, Circle, Triple-verticle-parallel-bars.


    Really is this a joke? If not then, buttons aside, this is a big failbomb.

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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    12/22/08

    @Neer'mo: I believe the "Squiggly" is a circa

    So it's Circle

    Circa

    Dot-matrix

    and the Roman numeral 3
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    ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness was starred ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness was unstarred
    Image of LemmingXYZ LemmingXYZ
    12/22/08

    @ShadowOdin: A circa is just one.

    But you can't say things like "Double circa" or "2x circa" because that would just get confusing.
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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    12/22/08

    @LemmingXYZ: Double lines means the result is circa.
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    Image of dustintriplett dustintriplett
    12/22/08

    In reply to Gizmondo 2 Is, Yes, Delayed
    Is this really needed on the market? It's almost like the second coming of the N-gage.
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    Image of Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
    12/22/08

    @Dustin Triplett: I were thinking the same thing...


    The problem that I see here is that you already have a lock with two major software/hardware developers/publishers/machine churners, and with the stigma that Gizmondo 1 has with it, (Think the full effect of seeing and smelling hot garbage on a hot July afternoon on the Hudson River.), and you get the idea of what kind of trainwreck this thing is going to be.


    Besides... Windows CE? What are they stoned? (Yeah, I remember the Android part, but I still am not sold on it being a solid gaming/phone alternative.


    I see this as a $150 paperweight.

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