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Gene Simmons Talks Up Replica Axe Guitar

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Billkwando
12/03/08

In reply to Gene Simmons Talks Up Replica Axe Guitar
Forged from molten plastic by Gene Simmons own 2 hands, and decorated with REAL KISS BLOOD!*

*diluted with printer's ink

This guy's always been a marketing whore. Maybe he can get his mug plastered on Bang Camaro albums.....

REAL KISS MUSIC!*

*diluted by Bang Camaro
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Sloopydrew
12/03/08

In reply to Gene Simmons Talks Up Replica Axe Guitar
"the closest thing you can have to being onstage in KISS."

Unless you wait 'til you're 60, gain a bunch of weight, cover your face in greasepaint and play horrible, horrible music in-between your awful reality show appearances.

That said, as cheesy as it is, I've always sort of liked that axe bass guitar.
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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
12/03/08

In reply to Gene Simmons Talks Up Replica Axe Guitar
The alternative is this:

[www.coolest-toys.com]
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GOLD5
12/03/08

In reply to Gene Simmons Talks Up Replica Axe Guitar
This controller would be good if only it had a double strum bar, like other 3rd party bass offerings. Could do without the photo of him on the front, too, looks tacked on. Otherwise I think it's pretty rockin'! Now all we need is Steve Vai's guitar with an extra superfluous button.
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Koztah
12/03/08

@GOLD5:

...You mean his chrome Ibanez with the LEDs?

HELL YEAH!
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Jesse_Dylan
12/03/08

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Gross. I want a replica Gene Simmons installed in full regalia on my front lawn for dogs to pee on and poop near.
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Skuld
12/03/08

@Jesse_Dylan: On your _lawn_? Where you can _see_ it o_O
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Koztah
12/03/08

@Skuld:

Can you blame the man for wanting to be able to see Gene Simmons covered in dogshit every time he looks out his window?
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