The -Minus World swears that none of these are made up. Which is good, because No. 20 is a joke that goes over like a turd in a punchbowl. But by the same token, that means "Kiss Goes Golfing Starring Gene Simmons" (pictured) is actually real. And that's awesome.

This gem finally answers the age old question: does Kiss don full costume when they hit the greens, or do they opt for the more conservative route and throw some plaid pants on? It's Kiss, motherfucker, they probably go to christenings and funerals in character.

Another mostly harmless winner is Super Amish Bros. But pretty much everyone else is naked, including Bert from Sesame Street masturbating under a Batsignal moon. So let's pop that NSFW tag right now and mean it bigtime. This isn't for polite company at all, but don't say I didn't warn you.

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The Gene Simmons Axe Guitar features 'ultra-responsive frets' and an 'analog whammy bar' but fuck all that - this is a guitar shaped like a battleaxe as used by the guy from Kiss with the tongue and the big face who was in that film with Magnum and the killer robots. You know the one.

This beauty is compatible with Rock Band and Guitar Hero and seems to feature Simmons' signature as well as a representation of his greasepainted mug, so one would assume it is an official Simmons Product. Santa, I hope you are reading this and can take a hint.

Gene Simmons Axe Guitar [Amazon - thanks to Nick LeBlanc for the tip]

Yesterday we had some pictures of Gene Simmons' disturbingly long tongue lashing out during some Guitar Hero 2 jamming. Today we have some video. Kind of reminds us what spazes we are compared to true rock gods. Brian Crecente

Yesterday KISS rock god Gene Simmons hit the Times Square launch of the Xbox 360 version of Guitar Hero II to rock out with some fans of teh game.

The PR folks just sent us these shots from the event. Looks like it was a good time. And, man, that guy's tongue looks like it has gotten longer. Brian Crecente

Mr. Simmons will be fake-rocking onstage with the Xbox 360 version of Guitar Hero II alongside one of five expert-level plastic guitar shredders.

From Xbox.com:

Gene Simmons of the legendary rock band KISS, along with five of the top Guitar Hero II gamers in the country, will rock out in a Guitar Hero II JamFest. The player with the best song—and highest score on the Xbox Live Leaderboard—will play the signature KISS song "Strutter," one of the popular game's classic rock tracks, with Simmons.

Looking at the five Guitar Heroes and Heroines makes me think Gene is seriously going to push to get either Kelly Law-Yone or Felicia Williams to rock out with him. It's just a gut feeling.

The whens and wheres are at the official announcement. Michael McWhertor

Guitar Heroes to Take on Gene Simmons [Xbox.com]

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