What We Hope The Wii 2 Doesn't Look Like

If gadget mag T3 has any insight into the future of gaming, 2010 is gonna be Hell on Earth. Someone at Nintendo will have some harebrained notion that we want mind controlled games and a new Wii Remote that looks like a, well, "back massager." Of course, we'll be playing the "Wii 2" alongside our hot, blue-haired sex robot girlfriend that we've given a horrible haircut, so it won't be all bad, just regularly depressing. More »