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    Image of Captain K'nuckles Captain K'nuckles
    10/02/09

    In reply to Classy Furniture For Gamers, For $1000 And Up
    Tables be damned, I couldn't get over that suit. I'm not sure how I feel about dressing like Jay Gatsby these days. But, to each their own. Go with god.
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    Image of toadstoolporridge toadstoolporridge
    10/01/09

    In reply to Classy Furniture For Gamers, For $1000 And Up
    "Why does it need to be padded?"
    'Why does it need to be padded!? Why did we need to climb Mt. Everest?"

    Priceless.
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    Image of Gruntybreath Gruntybreath
    10/01/09

    In reply to Classy Furniture For Gamers, For $1000 And Up
    Dice randomizers are a fallacyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

    Seriously, I've been sequestering away funds for the Sultan since I saw it on PA back whenever.
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    Image of Tacticalspoon Tacticalspoon
    10/01/09

    In reply to Classy Furniture For Gamers, For $1000 And Up
    Totilo, you were looking all over the place in that video. Were you finding escape routes or the next thing to talk about?
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    Image of Stephen Totilo Stephen Totilo
    10/01/09

    @Tacticalspoon: Actually, the footing was tricky. Lots of obstacles in the booth and a wired handheld mic to deal with. I was trying to produce on the fly without the benefit of setting up the shots.
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    Image of Taggart6: I don't always drink beer, but when I do... Taggart6: I don't always drink beer, but when I do...
    10/01/09

    In reply to Classy Furniture For Gamers, For $1000 And Up
    I was so eager until I saw the part saying prices started at $8,650.
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    10/01/09

    In reply to Classy Furniture For Gamers, For $1000 And Up
    Is it weird to want to have sex with a table?
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    Image of Kyoya Kyoya
    10/01/09

    @OW-Holmes--Sexual Tyrannosaur: With a table? Yes, very. On one of those tables though... No, nothing wrong or weird about that at all. I think that is the expected reaction.
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    Yossarian promoted this comment Kyoya was starred Kyoya was unstarred
    Image of Yossarian Yossarian
    10/01/09

    @Kyoya: Absolutely. That thing is just about the right size to fit three level 9 elf sorceresses onto.

    Could probably get four on there, but then the access angles would get a little tight.
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    10/01/09

    In reply to Classy Furniture For Gamers, For $1000 And Up
    Holy crap, those prices are insane.

    And here i thought that my $300 IKEA couch was expensive.
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    Image of spannu spannu
    10/01/09

    In reply to Classy Furniture For Gamers, For $1000 And Up
    "Why does it need to be padded?"

    For $1400+, it damn well better be padded.
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    Image of Deez Deez
    10/01/09

    In reply to Classy Furniture For Gamers, For $1000 And Up
    a. This guy is dressed like and iodiot/Kanye West
    b. Aren't we in a recession?
    c. The popular games of the day (read post 1980, except uber nerds) require power outlets, video screens, and speakers.

    (b+c)*a = A miserable prospect for a startup

    Wealthy people that want this would just have it custom made.
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    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    10/01/09

    @Deez:
    A. so, your not buying him
    b. Ish
    c. D&D may not be as popular as video games, but it is still popular. I'd wager a fair few guys on Kotaku are D&D (possibly a few editors too I think have mentioned it)
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    Image of Ursus-Veritas Ursus-Veritas
    10/01/09

    @Deez: So, because Dungeons and Dragons doesn't require speakers, power outlets and video screens, it's not popular?

    Fuck me, best go clear out all my board games. The lack of power must mean I stop enjoying them instantly. Dungeons and Dragons isn't just for the 'uber nerds', think before you speak. Remember, you're posting on a gaming blog for crying out loud, I can guarantee a good chunk of the community here play or have played D&D!
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    Edited by Ursus-Veritas at 10/01/09 4:57 PM Ursus-Veritas was starred Ursus-Veritas was unstarred
    Image of Sonira - Katamari on the Wings! Sonira - Katamari on the Wings!
    10/01/09

    @Deez: And iodiot? Not sure if that's a typo or a joke...
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    Image of Deez Deez
    10/01/09

    @Ursus-Veritas: didn't mean to offend your sensibilities...I am a video-game nerd too...uber is a nerdy word to use...take it easy pal. Plus its not because of the power outlets that games are popular/not popular, but I just had the impression board games had largely gone out of style...I deeply regret my statement now.
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    Image of Deez Deez
    10/01/09

    @Sonira - Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more.: ...a...joke...hmmm...yes...it...was a joke ;-)
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    Image of Ursus-Veritas Ursus-Veritas
    10/01/09

    @Deez: Indeed you should! I'll tone down my comment from 'Telling off' to... *Rolls D20, consults Chart* 'Jokey banter' =D

    Board games for the win!
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    Image of ergonomicuser ergonomicuser
    10/01/09

    In reply to Classy Furniture For Gamers, For $1000 And Up
    Problem is he didn't think about his target consumers.....
    Those who want the table won't be able to afford them, those who can afford the table probably have outgrown their phase.

    PS: gamerchic? that guy needs a better-cut suit

    Just finished watching the clip.
    He should've started with video gamers first to build a reputation, then advance into the niche market.
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    Yossarian promoted this comment Edited by ergonomicuser at 10/01/09 4:33 PM ergonomicuser was starred ergonomicuser was unstarred
    Image of Yossarian Yossarian
    10/01/09

    @ergonomicuser: FYI, you aren't his target consumer.

    His target consumer is the guy who played D&D in high school and is now a lawyer, VP, CEO, or PhD.

    Remember that D&D has been going on for 35 years now. There are lots of hardcore fans that have hardcore 401k's.
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    Edited by Yossarian at 10/01/09 4:36 PM Yossarian was starred Yossarian was unstarred
    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    10/01/09

    @Yossarian: It seems strangely subversive to say, have a nice dinner party on a table while there are miniatures underneath the table.
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    Image of ergonomicuser ergonomicuser
    10/01/09

    @Yossarian:
    See, now the question is whether those people will actually spend thousands on "pre-made" furniture for those.
    I for one probably wouldn't spend that much money after I graduate on a childhood hobby that's not very practical in the real world (ie, this vs building a basketball court)

    Another thing is, the designs themselves aren't very appealing either. With upwards of $2500, one can easily build a custom table like that if you know where to look.
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    Image of Yossarian Yossarian
    10/01/09

    In reply to Classy Furniture For Gamers, For $1000 And Up
    Can I get this with built-in rumble and 5.1 surround?
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    Image of Blore07 Blore07
    10/01/09

    @Yossarian: God yes, you could hide all the speakers and rumble... bits? and it would be fantastic!
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    Image of Ghetto Cornetto Ghetto Cornetto
    04/17/09

    In reply to Gaming Chair For the Weak of Arms
    You are now seeing a giant Wii Zapper.


    Manually.

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    Image of Tyber_Zann Tyber_Zann
    04/17/09

    In reply to Gaming Chair For the Weak of Arms
    I would break that shit the minute I sat on it. Then my coccyx would hurt like hell, and I'd throw my controller at the TV from the ensuing ragequit. Nothankyou.jpg
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    Tyber_Zann was starred Tyber_Zann was unstarred
    Image of n00b_pwner n00b_pwner
    04/17/09

    In reply to Gaming Chair For the Weak of Arms
    Rename it "My First Sex Toy" and then it'll be accurate.
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    Image of phicaluk phicaluk
    04/17/09

    @n00b_pwner: Since it's an Ikea product, it would have to be called "FØcken" or "Sexxi" or something.
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    04/17/09

    In reply to Gaming Chair For the Weak of Arms
    I am glad that I wasn't the first person to think this was a sex chair. Was it too difficult to market a sex chair to gamers?
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    Image of roscoe roscoe
    04/17/09

    @OW-Holmes: it is because gamers have a lot of sex?
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    Image of Dr Durdon Dr Durdon
    04/17/09

    @OW-Holmes: It does have plenty of room on the seat cushion for one more person. So they're marketing piggy-back gaming OR a little reverse entry. Thoughts?
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    Image of Daniel Pizarro Sánchez Daniel Pizarro Sánchez
    04/17/09

    @roscoe: I don´t want to brag, but i´m a gamer and i have a lot of sex.
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    Image of Dr Durdon Dr Durdon
    04/17/09

    @Daniel Pizarro Sánchez: Totally unnecessary information. And your hands don't count as partners.
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    Image of Daniel Pizarro Sánchez Daniel Pizarro Sánchez
    04/17/09

    @DrDurdon: Are you mad you can´t say the same thing? There´s people who are gamers and have girlfriends you know, so sad you´re not one of them...
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    Image of roscoe roscoe
    04/17/09

    @Daniel Pizarro Sánchez: can i call you dirty sanchez from now on?
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    Image of Diamond_Sutra Diamond_Sutra
    04/17/09

    @OW-Holmes:


    I'm marketing a new Ceiling-suspended Bungee-cord Butterfly F..GAMING Swing. It gives you the feeling of weightlessness for those intense sessions of flying simulation games.

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    Image of Dr Durdon Dr Durdon
    04/17/09

    @Daniel Pizarro Sánchez: nope, no girlfriend here, the wife kinda keeps the girlfriends away :)
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