"It smells like old people," my wife said as I handed her a slice hacked from the Walmart-made fruit cake ring. "Does it taste like old people?" I asked. She took a bite. "No." I stared accusingly. "How do you know what old people taste like?" »12/24/12 4:30pm 12/24/12 4:30pm
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