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Witzbold
11/17/09

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fuck this is another game I got to get, but the bad part is this is one of those racing games where you really NEED A WHEEL to be able to enjoy it to the fullest.

Seriously do not need to fill my place with more crap than it already has... but man the game is just so awesome looking and my friends are bugging the shit out of me to get it. #forzamotorsport3
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gtc
11/17/09

@Witzbold: Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it.

Now I'm bugging you too. #forzamotorsport3
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Kinburn
11/17/09

@Witzbold: They improved the controller controls a lot. You will be fine with out the wheel. It feels so much better the Forza 2.
The longer you take to buy it the more cars your friend will have bought and tease you :P #forzamotorsport3
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WatershipDown
11/17/09

@Witzbold: You don't need a wheel to enjoy it. It would enhance the game, but you don't need it. Just like you don't need a 60 inch Plasma. It would be nice, but not necessary. #forzamotorsport3
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fmadmonk
11/17/09

@Witzbold: Be consoled in the knowledge that, if you get it and then get a wheel later, you will still love it. I find it simply amazing even with the controller. It's not ideal perhaps, but your experience will not be hurting for it. #forzamotorsport3
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fuchikoma
11/17/09

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Nice, though I already have the skins. I did get the game because it had the GenCoupe in it while no others do yet... but it'd be kinda cool if they added the 2.0L Turbo version too some time. #forzamotorsport3
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liquid_kore
11/17/09

@fuchikoma: Sweet! I'm not big into car games so I didn't know if any of them had the Gen Coupes yet. I just bought one in real life though, so I might give Forza a rent just to mess around with the Genesis in it. #forzamotorsport3
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fuchikoma
11/17/09

@liquid_kore: Same here... I have the 2.0T GT (much like the American "track" model.)

They only have the V6 in the games, but the chassis/suspension handles much as you'd expect, and continues to be manageable after its power is pushed WAY up (it starts as a "D" class car and I'm taking it through "A" class right now...) #forzamotorsport3
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hot_heart
11/17/09

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I'm quite enjoying this game (and I haven't enjoyed a racing sim since the first Gran Turismo) and a few new cars is always good.

Although I can't say I'm a fan of that Hyundai nor the new Ferrari nor the Audi...

I also don't like how the game still chooses to display the VIP Club cars that were a pre-order exclusive and, therefore, unobtainable. Dirty teases, they are! #forzamotorsport3
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Yossarian
11/17/09

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So a guy isn't feeling too well, and he goes to see his doctor. The doctor asks him what is wrong, and the man explains that he has been having constant, painful, and embarrassing gas.

Almost on cue, he lets lets a huge one rip, and it made a really loud and peculiar sound that went "H-H-H-H-H-Hooooooonda!"

The doctor covers his nose and ponders for second, and then says, "Have you had any sex lately?"

"No," the man replies. "I'm dating this wonderful woman, but we're waiting until we get married to make it more special."

"Well that's your problem, then." the doctor says. "Abstinence makes the fart go 'honda'." #forzamotorsport3
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dubculture
11/17/09

@Yossarian: Sherlock Holmes was hiking one Sunday afternoon when he heard a great explosion. Tilting his head upwards in the general direction of the blast, he saw that a freight aircraft flying overhead had taken heavy damage from an engine failure. The fuselage had been breached, and what appeared to be car parts were raining down all around him.

Grabbing his companion, Dr. Watson, sternly by the lapels of his overcoat, Holmes dragged them both to the nearest available piece of safe cover, and proceeded to examine a sprocket which had lodged itself in the ground.

"Hmm," he said to Watson with consternation, "it appears that plane was carrying a consignment at the request of a large Japanese car company."

"How on earth did you deduce that?" gasped Watson with alacrity.

"Elementary, my dear Watson, it's been raining Datsun Cogs". #forzamotorsport3
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Yossarian
11/17/09

@dubculture: +10 #forzamotorsport3
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dubculture
11/17/09

@Yossarian: I think we have just anthologised all jokes ever about Japanese car companies whose punchlines involve Spoonerisms.

I'd like to be wrong though ;) #forzamotorsport3
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Komrade Kayce
11/17/09

@dubculture:

Hearted. Unhearted for Yoss, than re-heart.

These warmed my... heart. #forzamotorsport3
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SpishackCola is your Brodie, Brotron, and Brodington!
11/17/09

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Ooh, have to email myself as a reminder to get the free pack when I get home (blocked sites at work make me sad). #forzamotorsport3
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Altima NEO
11/16/09

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Hooo
Leee
Shiiieeett #forza3
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Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation
11/16/09

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That's real impressive. This guy needs an art manager. By the time he's done with him, he's gonna be wearing gold plated diapers. #forza3
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(Starman) Starman
11/16/09

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Cowbell!?

I'LL GIVE YOU moar COWBELL!!
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Taggart6: I don't always drink beer, but when I do...
11/16/09

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Any nekkid people. :) #forza3
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(Human) Gyaruson
11/16/09

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Most triumphant.

[walkenonair.ytmnd.com] #forza3
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Salen
11/16/09

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That's pretty cool. Now when do we get to see Crecente's smiling face emblazened upon a souped up race car? #forza3
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hot_heart
11/16/09

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Christopher Driven more like! #forza3
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Eltigro
11/16/09

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It's like he's putting his hand up to shield himself from the crash that's about to happen...

That turn, you're going too fast. I want you to stop it. Stop it now. Before somebody... gets hurt. Now slow down... or I'll put your eye out with a soldering iron. #forza3
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ZenGaijin
11/16/09

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I love seeing the finished products of these. I have no idea how people craft these things out of simple shapes it's simply amazing. #forza3
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Shiryu
11/16/09

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Perfect excuse to post video. #forza3
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That mop mutant from NES.
11/16/09

@Shiryu: One of his finest works. He swept the awards with his performance in this music video. #forza3
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Shiryu
11/16/09

@That mop mutant from NES.: Well earned. #forza3
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Manuel Calavera, Reaper Supreme
11/16/09

@Shiryu: Walken is truly a musical genius. #forza3
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Mentuss
11/16/09

@Manuel Calavera, Reaper Supreme: Jonathan Ross has previous experience in getting Walken to do special "readings" on his shows.

He got him to do this, too, about 17 years ago, around the time when he was doing promotion for Batman Returns. #forza3
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Manuel Calavera, Reaper Supreme
11/16/09

@Mentuss: Yes. And it is just further proof that Christopher Walken is awesome now and forevermore. #forza3
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