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I'll start:
Termites.
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agh-- I can't believe I didn't catch this. You're right, it has termite.
I needed them to chew up some wood for me.
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also if you summon "me" the blue maxwell will take items of of other people. he stole a vampire hunters sword.
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Also, my most summoned item would have to be the jetpack.
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My absolute favorite thing to use for flying though, is a Pterodactyl. It doesn't have a limit to how long it can fly for, like the jetpack and wings, and its small, compared to the Helicopter and UFO.
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It's hilarious the way this game counts things as proper solutions sometimes. Thankfully, there are only a small handful of levels where it's a bit unclear on what exactly they expect of you to count the win, or you know what they want, but can't quite envision how to piece it together.
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the best is just summoning random stuff and seeing what it looks like and how it interacts. For example a liger actually looks different from a tigon. they both fight.
The "black knight" looks different from a regular knight and is aggressive toward everything, but dies very easily.
for some reason devils cant kill priests either, but they rip up angels. the interactivity is endless!
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Pirate VS Ninja. The pirate somehow cheated and hacked the ninja to death, leaving only a small ninja star behind. The pirate then left me alone as if nothing happened. As he turned, I picked up the star and avenged my stealthy friend and threw the star into the pirate's scurvy back in retaliation. I then sat and pondered why this game hates ninjas. I then spawned a sad panda to ponder with me.
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Bravo 5th Cell, you guys have earned so much respect.
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Sure, it's fine that "alchemist" summons a wizard, and that when dropped on something "magic" will freeze it into a giant ice cube... but if there's magic, why no alchemy? Both lead and gold exist in the game, after all. I appreciate babe, super model, and girlfriend being three different entities... but is it at the expense of ufologists and ufo hunters? If I can give an anal probe to a Martian and leave it alone with a yokel, why can't I include someone whose only interest is said Martian?
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I remembered, though, that the witch turned all the people into frogs, and ate them!
So I proceeded to make a witch, and let her eat the prisoners first. After she ate the third, she passed out, so I let her sleep it off. After that, she took care of the cops, and that was the end!
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I let all the prisoners go free, slapped on the old invisibility cloak, hit the blue switch, and let them have at each other.
I killed the remaining police officer with the mech. Overkill maybe?
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"Josh".
Who the hell is that, and why does he get summoned?