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    Image of sazzrah sazzrah
    10/19/09

    In reply to Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart
    I get PSN friend request kablamo'ed when I log into Home. Otherwise it's all quiet on the western front.

    My username is the same there as on here, so people see 'sazzrah' and work out my real name pretty damn quick and then it's just ZOMG FEMALE! ADD ADD ADD!

    I've taken to walking about as a male avatar when I log into Home for a bit of Buzz or Poker now... it really is insane, as soon as I switch back to female I get a mass of 'Hello, Where are you from?' auto-chat spam, and I would imagine it's about 20-30 friend requests per hour.

    Not funny..
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    Showmeyomoves! promoted this comment Edited by sazzrah at 10/19/09 6:45 AM sazzrah was starred sazzrah was unstarred
    Image of Showmeyomoves! Showmeyomoves!
    10/19/09

    @sazzrah: So... what's your PSN ID? #screengrab
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    Image of trevortibble trevortibble
    10/19/09

    @sazzrah: you really shouldn't have an avatar advertising you love geeks too... #screengrab
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    Image of sazzrah sazzrah
    10/19/09

    @trevortibble: lol I'm a geek so, why not? xD It's not like I am bothered at all on Kotaku - which is great. It's just on Home!

    I don't have an "I <3 Geeks" avatar there... just anything remotely female looking and they're all over you. My avatar on PSN is a Lemming! One of my first games on the Amiga 500 back in ye olde days was Lemmings - seemed appropriate.
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    Edited by sazzrah at 10/19/09 9:56 AM sazzrah was starred sazzrah was unstarred
    Image of trevortibble trevortibble
    10/20/09

    @sazzrah: was just kidding ;]

    good for you, us geeks need lovin' too and its hard to find girls willing to do it. the lemming avatar is cool althought the general quality of PSN avatars is quite shocking.. but yeah home is disgusting for guys crowding around the girls. most likely why i don't go on it hardly ever.

    oh and dudes making female avatars is quite different to playing tomb raider where you have no choice... #screengrab
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    Showmeyomoves! promoted this comment trevortibble was starred trevortibble was unstarred
    Image of sazzrah sazzrah
    10/20/09

    @trevortibble: But given the choice I think guys would still rather play Tomb Raider with Lara than some male alternative... it's simply because Home is seen as a social network rather than a game, so if you have a female character you're instantly seen as a nasty freak who is trying to screw over other guys for attention or money or game sharing or I dunno what... many of the men on there seem to be paranoid of other guys trying to convince them they are female!

    I admit, it does happen - but I think generally men are more predictable than that, no offense! They just want to wander around in Home checking out a female rather than a male... mystery solved! #screengrab
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    Image of Zorantor Zorantor
    10/19/09

    In reply to Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart
    I get a lot of requests PSN friend requests from people who want me to help them earn trophies. They're often from foreign players who don't seem to speak English fluently.

    Does this happen to anyone else, or do I just come across as a guy who wants to trophy boost with foreign people? #screengrab
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    spannu promoted this comment Zorantor was starred Zorantor was unstarred
    Image of spannu spannu
    10/19/09

    @Zorantor: hey man i am need this trophy you can help? please #screengrab
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    Image of Zorantor Zorantor
    10/19/09

    @spannu: Wow, you nailed it.

    Last week I received a very friendly, but very oddly worded message asking me if I wanted to play Bomberman in women's clothing.

    It took me a minute to figure out that he wanted me to help him get a trophy that is awarded for winning a match as a female character. #screengrab
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    Image of televizor televizor
    10/19/09

    @Zorantor:

    lol. I would've put on a dress as soon as I read the thing. #screengrab
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    zanzibarlegend promoted this comment televizor was starred televizor was unstarred
    Image of Scazza Scazza
    10/18/09

    In reply to Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart
    Cool, its a joke from 2006! #screengrab
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    Image of Spoony Bard Spoony Bard
    10/18/09

    @Scazza: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. #screengrab
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    Image of Flymonkey102 Flymonkey102
    10/18/09

    @Spoony Bard: His heart is two sizes too small. #screengrab
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    Spoony Bard promoted this comment Flymonkey102 was starred Flymonkey102 was unstarred
    Image of Spoony Bard Spoony Bard
    10/19/09

    @Flymonkey102: So is his

    WHAAAA? #screengrab
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    Image of (Starman) Starman (Starman) Starman
    10/18/09

    In reply to Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart
    One of the better designed yes/no flow charts, I'll say.

    Looks very clean, too, and very flowing as a flowchart as well. It's a spiral! [But into where!?]

    Wait, what? :P #screengrab
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    Image of Monchis Monchis
    10/18/09

    In reply to Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart
    What's a COURNTY OF ORIGIN??? #screengrab
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    Showmeyomoves! approved this comment Monchis was starred Monchis was unstarred
    Image of Showmeyomoves! Showmeyomoves!
    10/19/09

    @Monchis: Actually, it says COUNRTY, not COURNTY.

    You misspelled the misspelling. #screengrab
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    Image of adoggz adoggz
    10/18/09

    In reply to Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart
    i have zero XBL friends :) #screengrab
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    adoggz was starred adoggz was unstarred
    Image of krishna830 krishna830
    10/18/09

    @adoggz: Right there with you man! Just got a 360, and I'm too afraid to start using my mic as I know people are very judgemental on Xbox Live... #screengrab
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    NeVeRMoRe666 promoted this comment krishna830 was starred krishna830 was unstarred
    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    10/18/09

    @krishna830: Well, if you do get self-conscious, just picture everyone naked. Wait, scratch that, if you did Chris Hansen would probably love a word with you... #screengrab
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    Image of Jpier Jpier
    10/18/09

    In reply to Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart
    i delete any requests i get, i also have it set up so that everyone is muted unless they are on my friends list. if i don't know you, i don't want to hear you. #screengrab
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    (Zombie) D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid! promoted this comment Jpier was starred Jpier was unstarred
    Image of D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid! D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid!
    10/18/09

    @Jpier: You're friendly. #screengrab
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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    10/18/09

    In reply to Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart

    Hmm...they seem to have forgotten the most important question:

    Is it this guy? #screengrab
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    Image of roscoe roscoe
    10/18/09

    @NeVeRMoRe666: hey nevermore, put some pants on. #screengrab
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    Image of Neko_Tech Neko_Tech
    10/18/09

    @NeVeRMoRe666: Oh, is that a burger on the stove?? #screengrab
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    Image of Jake Rush Jake Rush
    10/18/09

    In reply to Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart
    Or you actually know them in real life... Like most of my friends on my friends list (90 friends on XBL :D) #screengrab
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    Outkastprince promoted this comment Jake Rush was starred Jake Rush was unstarred
    Image of Pajama Jammersons Pajama Jammersons
    10/18/09

    @Jake Rush: Congrats on the friends, I can only encourage others to make friends or end up like myself, begging their mom daily for Gears of War scrimmages. #screengrab
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    Image of Jake Rush Jake Rush
    10/18/09

    @Outkastprince: Haha... #screengrab
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    Image of Paradox me Paradox me
    10/18/09

    In reply to Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart
    Mine goes a little something like:

    Friend request received -to- Earth implodes.

    I'm not popular ;__; I also don't play online more than maybe ~5 hours a month, and one match of GoW the entire time I've been subscribed to XBL.
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    Edited by Paradox me at 10/18/09 5:28 PM Paradox me was starred Paradox me was unstarred
    Image of hot_heart hot_heart
    10/18/09

    In reply to Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart
    Needs something to do with whether they have a stupid name.

    Straight off the bat, no way am I adding 'xxXsn1perboi95Xxx' (even if I know them =p). Not only does it speak of their usually annoying playstyle it would give away their age too.

    I'm sure some are nice people BUT I'M NOT GONNA RISK IT. #screengrab
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    Image of Pajama Jammersons Pajama Jammersons
    10/18/09

    @hot_heart: I did accept a "hotchick69lovesnerds" as a friend. Quite the risk but what if it's true? What if it's true... #screengrab
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    Image of hot_heart hot_heart
    10/18/09

    @Outkastprince: Haha. You go for it! #screengrab
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    Image of Culebra Culebra
    10/18/09

    @Outkastprince: The legends speak of one such as that. ;) #screengrab
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    Image of Pajama Jammersons Pajama Jammersons
    10/18/09

    @hot_heart: Hmm, this reminds me of that thread about how we laugh on Kotaku.

    Make note of "Haha. You got for it!". #screengrab
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    Image of Pajama Jammersons Pajama Jammersons
    10/18/09

    @Culebra: True story, I kid you not. I was playing with this girl long ago for a few hours before they admitted to me on chat that they were a guy.

    The reason? They thought if they told me they were a guy, I wouldn't play with them.

    I was like whatever, as long as they continue role-playing this "female", I'm cool with it. Don't judge me. #screengrab
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    10/18/09

    @Outkastprince: Do you really want that? Sure she may love nerds, but how hot can a 69 year old chick be? #screengrab
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    Image of hot_heart hot_heart
    10/18/09

    @Outkastprince: Ah, so you took note!

    I think the best gamertag I've ever seen is 'Pee Poo Combo'. My friends and I couldn't stop laughing when we saw it. We were a bit drunk though... #screengrab
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    Image of Pajama Jammersons Pajama Jammersons
    10/18/09

    @hot_heart: I hearted you. Any guy who laughs at "Pee Poo Combo" surely deserves to be hearted.

    Bonus points if you actually weren't drunk, though that would be a bit disturbing.

    @OW-Holmes: Bringer of Fear: Hey, I don't judge. It could be a hot 60 yr old Grandmother for all I know, a woman is a woman. As long as she doesn't expect me to brush her dentals, I'm good to go. #screengrab
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    Image of hot_heart hot_heart
    10/18/09

    @OW-Holmes: Bringer of Fear: She could be forty.

    @Outkastprince: I remember playing Burnout Revenge with some Irish girl that just kept giggling at my friend and I jokingly smack-talking each other and she was almost as good as me (I'm not great though). She was a good sport and it made for decent races so we added her. Turns out it was the guy's girlfriend and he was actually far better than us =(

    And it was New Year's Eve when we saw Pee Poo Combo. If you're not drunk then then you're...too young to drink or don't enjoy drinking or dead or the designated driver or...
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    Edited by hot_heart at 10/18/09 5:49 PM hot_heart was starred hot_heart was unstarred
    Image of The Last Amazing Grays The Last Amazing Grays
    10/18/09

    @hot_heart: Best Gamertag I've ever seen is HarryPaulSac. I laughed for a good 5 minutes. #screengrab
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    Image of the7k the7k
    10/18/09

    In reply to Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart
    Shoryuken! Oh, sorry...

    'Bout the only time I accept a friend request is if I know them from some where, or they were fun to play against. Otherwise, I'll usually shoot requests down.

    I mean, it's a gaming console, not a social networking device. I didn't sign up to talk to random strangers, I signed up to play some friggin' games. #screengrab
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    Image of Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science. Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.
    10/18/09

    In reply to Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart
    Thats a beautiful flowchart actually.
    I like how it actually maintains a flow. #screengrab
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    Image of Covenant Covenant
    10/18/09

    In reply to Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart
    LOL. Sadly, it's pretty on target.

    My friend's list (about 90 right now) consists of:

    Friends and people I play games with regularly;

    People I've played an occasional game with who are usually good for conversation as well, so I chat with them from time to time;

    Fellow achievement whores (always ready to help and give advice);

    And a dozen or so that got added for one game, never accept invites or answer messages, and end up getting deleted after a month or two (or when I need the space).

    I ALWAYS ignore requests from the idiotic racist/sexist/homophobes who make momma and sister comments throughout the match. Won't tolerate it, especially since two of my Live friends are gay, and three of them are black, and another half-dozen or so that are of other ethnicities. Self-imposed filter. #screengrab
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    Vecha: Tired of America's Solution to Health Care. promoted this comment Covenant was starred Covenant was unstarred
    Image of Cookie Cookie
    10/18/09

    In reply to Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart
    In short, is he/she a dick? Is he/she funny or better than you?

    If I get a no to the first and a yes to the second, I'll accept. #screengrab
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    D-K, has mastered the dim-mak candlepunch promoted this comment Cookie was starred Cookie was unstarred
    Image of D-K, Anarchist D-K, Anarchist
    10/18/09

    @Cookie: I love it when girls are dicks..

    ..

    wait.. #screengrab
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    Image of Pajama Jammersons Pajama Jammersons
    10/18/09

    @D-K, has mastered the dim-mak candlepunch: This is taking me back to my childhood, when my dad was explaining the different between a man and woman using barbie and ken as examples.

    The last words he told me was "Chicks don't have what we have, son. Chicks with ...."

    Man I need a new childhood. #screengrab
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    Image of D-K, Anarchist D-K, Anarchist
    10/18/09

    @Outkastprince: You're a troubled individual aren't you.? #screengrab
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    Image of Cookie Cookie
    10/18/09

    @D-K, has mastered the dim-mak candlepunch: Yeah, I kinda figured someone would jump on that. I had it as just "he", but I felt like there are enough women gamers out there to demand the he/she. Even if it is annoying. #screengrab
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    Cookie was starred Cookie was unstarred
    Image of Cookie Cookie
    10/18/09

    @Outkastprince: Yah know what, that's really the least of your worries.
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    Outkastprince promoted this comment Edited by Cookie at 10/18/09 5:55 PM Cookie was starred Cookie was unstarred
    Image of Pajama Jammersons Pajama Jammersons
    10/18/09

    @Cookie: That's where the troubled individual part comes in. #screengrab
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