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09/27/09
"If you got arrested tomorrow, you could say 'Wilma Flintstone,' and we'd book you under that name," Velez said.
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I can't wait to see what the Lee County sergeant's exam looks like.
09/26/09
... This is the second time in my Kotaku commenting tenure that I've brought up pelvic thrusts. I think there's something wrong with me.
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A Fahey, maybe, but a Crecente?
09/26/09
Florida- Home to the biggest morons, including Jack Thompson.
09/26/09
[www.theleeco.com]
Yeah, they seem like the kind of people you don't want to piss off.
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You have been hearted.
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09/26/09
That is pure punnatical genius right there.
09/26/09
...Man, none of those worked well, but it's the best I could do.
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Pants?... the problem my friend is the fallen soap.
09/26/09
Hell, him sleeping on his belly or just standing still.
Larson, your new name is 'Laura'...
09/26/09
09/26/09
This won't end nicely.
I'll go get the handcuffs.
09/26/09
ROFL! I swear that wasn't my intentions! (okay a little) I just wanted to be all awesome and provide funny/witty/insightful comments like the other star commenters.
But I'm a big ole perv. My bad!
Still pretty Larson is going to have himself a bunk mate that wants to use him as a stylus. And unfortunately for him, the DS screens is the bunk bed.
Let that unsavory thought be a warning that crime doesn't pay.
09/26/09
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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It's such a dangerous place...;)
09/26/09
I'm not admitting to anything...but I will say that it's kinda hot.
:handcuffs:
:off to jail:
Damn you Shadowodin!
09/26/09
Miss Fogg, you've been a bad, bad girl.
;)
09/26/09
But you CAN see it....? Let it penerate your skull!!! LOL!
Don't feel sorry for Larson, perhaps this magical forced male bonding experience will get him cleaned and on the right track.
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When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better...
09/26/09
ROFL! Why a pizza delivery guy?
09/26/09
@Yossarian: *shocks you with a stungun*
Madam Fogg, I believe you can get the handcuffs off yourself. Get to a terminal and try to hack into the mainframe.
I'll cause a diversion by releasing some of the inamtes in block 7-D. It should keep them busy for a while.
That ought to give you enough time to locate where they keep Mr.Z.
09/26/09
Replaced the cable repair guy, I guess.
Plus it opens up a whole world of bad jokes that only a porn producer could think was a good idea...
"Oh my, is that a meat lover's?"
09/26/09
Well you see, I like handcuffs so we're good to go.
@Yossarian:
I was always big on the plumber or the school principal myself....
Or a man of the cloth.
09/26/09
Even with aliens chasing us over 3 continents, as well as the Gestapo?
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Tony would do it, though.
09/22/09
Dear god. It should be absolutely no surprise that some good cops go bad either. Just think about their job and put yourself in their shoes for a minute. One part of their job is to go around and be an asshole to you when you're doing something wrong in hopes that you learn your lesson and, you know, don't barrel into a group of kids after losing control while drunk and over the limit. Or that you don't set off some fireworks during a particularly dry season and light up a neighborhood. Or any of a number of ridiculous things. Because as soon as one these happens, what do people say? Where were the cops? Why aren't they enforcing these things better? But when they do their job what happens... people get defensive, angry, annoyed, and denounce as a whole useless and stupid. As soon as they come to crash your party, they're the bad guy. What is worse is that sometimes they have to do what is legally correct even if it seems morally wrong, and people don't understand that by performing such actions they are actually doing their job.
Were these guys at fault? Probably. Are all cops thus bad because of them? No. Are all cops bad because of a few isolated incidents dragged out by the media in order to make a good news story? Definitely not.
Let me put it this way. If you truly cared about the legal system, really that passionate about it (in terms of your hatred for cops) and think it needs to be reformed or changed and aren't just some kid who thinks it is cool to hate on cops, you would actually be doing something about it. You'd be learning the ins and outs of the system, campaigning, and actively trying to change it. But instead, you guys are just saying "omg copz bad, dun let me drink booz or have fun but they nver do job. They shld jst dye".
I ain't saying that "everyone who says cops should die should go die" or any ridiculous bullshit like that. Or that everyone should obey everything the police tells you to do and that they're always right. But the general cop-hate attitude adopted by so many is so damned grossly uninformed and, frankly, just plain stupid.
Service jobs are the worst. It matters not if your intent was good. If you EVER impede someone in order to do your duties, whether it be their fun or work, you are instantly the bad guy. If something ever fails under your watch, you aren't working hard enough and therefore are scum. And this isn't a question about competence either - you can be completely competent, excel at your job even, but if you mess up once or slight someone in the least bit in a public service job your automatically marked as an asshole.
09/23/09
Just that fact I'm alive and still have all my shit is proof that the cops are doing their job. Just because you don't see what they do doesn't mean they aren't doing anything. Chances are if you see them doing their jobs close up, it's because you were doing something stupid, or had something stupid done to you.
Some people had bad experiences with the Police... some people have bad experiences at Burger King. Just means your luck sucks, not that you can paint everyone with that brush. People who hate cops will grow up someday... probably about 10 seconds aftet they get robbed, raped, or run over by some drunk, and they want justice.
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Actually its disgusting.
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