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    Weekend Timewaster: Elevator Fart, the Game

    Weekend Timewaster: GrowBox

    The Air Force Has Video Games Too

    2009 Life. Love. Game Design Challenge Winners Unveiled

    Saturday Timewaster: And We Really Mean It

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    Image of Paul_Is_Drunk Paul_Is_Drunk
    11/14/09

    In reply to Weekend Timewaster: Elevator Fart, the Game
    148, 470. Second try.

    Kinda entertaining, but easy. #hotflashes
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    Image of stambo8 stambo8
    11/15/09

    @Paul_Is_Drunk: Also on second try: lvl 50 and 220640 points. Incredibly easy game, just fart as loud as you can just before you get noticed, no trick to it at all. Not really a weekend timewaster because of that :) #hotflashes
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    Image of Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition
    11/14/09

    In reply to Weekend Timewaster: Elevator Fart, the Game
    I don't think anything tops Tetris in widescreen.

    [kotaku.com]

    Edit: Sadly that game has been removed. :|
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    Image of n00b_pwner n00b_pwner
    11/14/09

    @Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition ([k]): QWOP is still the best game Kotaku ever posted on this site!

    [kotaku.com] #hotflashes
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    Image of n00b_pwner n00b_pwner
    11/14/09

    In reply to Weekend Timewaster: Elevator Fart, the Game
    I would fart anywhere at anytime. Holding in farts is painful.

    Plus, it's hilarious to look at other people's faces when they smell a "Silent But Deadly" especially when you look like you didn't actually pull that one off.

    Also, as for a protip, slide it to the right until you see a question mark, release, and then put it back when it's all clear. I made it to floor 50 that way with 126,000 points maybe.
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    Image of Xhacker02 Xhacker02
    11/14/09

    @n00b_pwner: Tried to hold one in during gym class when I was in HS...after that all I remember is graduating. #hotflashes
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    Image of n00b_pwner n00b_pwner
    11/14/09

    @Xhacker02: Just let it out. Who cares about who did it anyway? Whoever smelt it dealt it! #hotflashes
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/14/09

    @n00b_pwner: I bet your family can't wait for Thanksgiving dinner, weddings, etc ... #hotflashes
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/14/09

    @n00b_pwner: Oh, and "Whoever denies it, supplies it." #hotflashes
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    Image of n00b_pwner n00b_pwner
    11/14/09

    @Owen Good: Thankfully, I never been to a wedding.

    Not so thankfully, I think I will never go to a wedding (my own). #hotflashes
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    Image of Ubernewbish Ubernewbish
    11/14/09

    @n00b_pwner: "He who articulated it, particulated it." - courtesy of Futurama. #hotflashes
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    Image of QualityJeverage QualityJeverage
    10/04/09

    In reply to Weekend Timewaster: GrowBox
    Something really noteworthy: When I went to play the game, I was first greeted with a flash ad for Evony that contained no breasts! Not even any women!
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    Image of MooglesInMyFace MooglesInMyFace
    06/12/09

    In reply to The Air Force Has Video Games Too
    All that said, the best recruiting tool is probably the new $20,000 sign on bonus they give out now. Or is it $30,000? Even the National Guard gives it out. Pretty sweet if that's what you wanna do.
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    Image of The Forgetful Brain The Forgetful Brain
    06/12/09

    @MooglesInMyFace: $20,000, gee. That wouldn't even cover my student loans.
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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    06/12/09

    @The Forgetful Brain: Yeah, tell me about it. It seems a bit low for having to do what they do. People who serve should definitely earn more. $20 000 is peanuts.
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    Image of MooglesInMyFace MooglesInMyFace
    06/12/09

    @NeVeRMoRe666:


    That's the sign on bonus. It used to be a lot lower. I remember they raised it to $10,000 a couple years back and now it's 20 or 30. Who knows what it was before that...


    All I know is that right when I walked into a National Guard base they have a huge check on the wall that says "$20,000" and "Your name here!". lol

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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    06/12/09

    @MooglesInMyFace: lol. I guess when you put it that way. A giant check is pretty sweet. I still think soldiers should get paid more.I couldn't even begin to imagine what they have to face and all they endure on a daily basis.
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    Image of Drew Crecente Drew Crecente
    05/29/09

    In reply to 2009 Life. Love. Game Design Challenge Winners Unveiled
    Hey Guys - thanks for the great comments!


    A few notes:


    * 60% of the scoring is based on "educational" value so you should definitely see a bias toward the educational aspect of Teen Dating Violence in the winning games


    * we saw a 40% increase in the number of entries this year!


    * we also received entries and requests for info from several different countries representing four continents - and one of the winning entries is from Mexico!


    Thanks again to Brian and the Kotaku community for the tremendous support that Jennifer Ann's Group has received.


    I'm currently in Europe for law school and am spreading the word about teen dating violence here. Today I was fortunate enough to meet with a Supreme Court Justice of Austria while in Vienna and briefly spoke with him about our efforts and the need to educate teens / young adults about this very real issue.


    And... for those of you wondering about the "luscious hair and sparkling smile" I can only say that we *do* share the smile. Check out our website if you wanna see the hair!


    Again, thanks!

    Drew Crecente

    Executive Director, Jennifer Ann's Group

    (and proud father of Jennifer)

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    Image of Komrade Kayce Komrade Kayce
    05/28/09

    In reply to 2009 Life. Love. Game Design Challenge Winners Unveiled
    I wish I could make a witty comment or joke like I'm sure some others will, but I kind of remember why the subject is so important to you, Brian, and why Valentines Day still sucks. It's just a heap of sad. :(


    Thanks for the update on where this contest went. I'm excited to see what kind of creativity will come out here.

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    Image of Tyber_Zann Tyber_Zann
    03/14/09

    In reply to Saturday Timewaster: And We Really Mean It
    I was about to finish my first line in under 13 minutes, and I FUCKED UP AT THE END ARGH!!!!! Bullshit.
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    Image of notijkabob notijkabob
    03/14/09

    In reply to Saturday Timewaster: And We Really Mean It
    its on sovietrussia.org. wtf?
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    Image of alaren alaren
    03/14/09

    @notijkabob: Guess where Tetris was invented?
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    Image of Saith17 Saith17
    03/14/09

    In reply to Saturday Timewaster: And We Really Mean It
    ONE HOUR FOURTY THREE MINUTES TO TETRIS!


    Failed twice at over an hour also.

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    Image of alaren alaren
    03/14/09

    @Saith17: Did you see the 8x1?
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    Image of alaren alaren
    03/14/09

    In reply to Saturday Timewaster: And We Really Mean It
    Oh oh oh this is an OCD nightmare...


    I am almost to my first Tetris (40 minutes) and it dropped a DOUBLE STRAIGHT PIECE.


    It's eight blocks long, colored dark grey. You would have to play for hours to get eight lines at once but there is a SPECIAL PIECE!


    Unfortunately I have been trashing pieces above my 4 line so I can't even make a go at it. But... eight lines at once! It can be done...

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    Image of accuno accuno
    03/14/09

    @alaren: I was about 50 minutes into working on a tetris, and I looked away at the last second and dropped a piece leaving an unfixable space. I managed to salvage two lines, and as I was trying to end the game to see if it has a high-score list (it doesn't seem too) it dropped one of the double straights.


    I almost started over to try and use it.

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    Image of alaren alaren
    03/14/09

    @accuno: This is what I'm saying! Double tetris! Too good to pass up!


    But I've already lost an hour of my life and a lot of my sanity.


    ...maybe tomorrow.

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    Image of h_jeremiah h_jeremiah
    03/14/09

    In reply to Saturday Timewaster: And We Really Mean It
    I managed to die in 9 minutes...I don't know what the hell those people were taking over an hour were doing...
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    Image of Ad-hominem Ad-hominem
    03/14/09

    @h_jeremiah: Those were photoshopepd jokes. And, the point of those was to fill up the screen as fast as possible, not just lose.
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    Image of C_MaN15 C_MaN15
    03/14/09

    In reply to Saturday Timewaster: And We Really Mean It
    I just was playing this earlier today when I found it on stumble. It lasted about 4 minutes before I got bored and moved on. Props to whoever played long enough to fill up the screen in that screen shot.
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    Image of TRT-X TRT-X
    03/14/09

    @C_MaN15: Just start the game and let it run. There's your screen. ;)
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    Image of okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
    03/14/09

    In reply to Saturday Timewaster: And We Really Mean It
    This is why game design is "easy" to get wrong. I must say I'm impressed but none of my impressions would be a reason to actually buy this game if it were on sale. I suppose it's good though to have things like this exist in the free realm. It's truly something to behold.
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    Image of alaren alaren
    03/14/09

    In reply to Saturday Timewaster: And We Really Mean It
    I suffer from OCD. Why would you show me something like this? WHY!?
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